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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Funnypost Collabo posted:

Everyone with plat is a bitch

agreed

same with non banned people, that means you agree with the mods on this site

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Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
I got probated for some gay loving reason recently. If I can go another year or two without being banned then I'll buy plat. No particular reason other than I appreciate all you cunts :3:

VibrioCholera
Mar 7, 2003
I get a discount on my car insurance for my 11 year clean record on the forums.

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug
4 bans, one perma-probation, bought plat 4 times and archives twice. and i've bought friends accounts 3 times.

you're welcome lowtax.

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice
Platinum priviledge

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

thi sthread is about me

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.
It's hard being a plat with a clean rap sheet these days. The discrimination and oppression I am subject to on a daily basis tears at me. This thread is just another example of how people like me are kept down. You should read my tumblr to find out more about it.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I've been banned but not with this account.

neonburzt
Jul 25, 2010
Stop plat-shaming cis scums

Binge
Feb 23, 2001

I'm hoping for a gold star.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

peep my rap sheet

Solus M.D.
Oct 17, 2007

what did i just post?
i have plat and have never been banned or probated

however my posting is so bad that i dont post very much so as not to inflict it on the world

you're welcome

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Solus M.D. posted:

i have plat and have never been banned or probated

however my posting is so bad that i dont post very much so as not to inflict it on the world

you'll never get to malatawsk with that attitude

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I too am a bitch :smith:

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I thrash against the walls of my cage. The bans remind me where the bars are.

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
if youve never been banned you probably suck mod dick

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
heh *motions to my rap sheet, eyebrows repeatedly raising up and down*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
I got banned for making Aliens jokes in GBS 1.0

It was very scarring.

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

If you a plat that still get prosecuted you the real bitch

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
lots of no-bans in here proving how soft they are

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

i'm a bitch anyway

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Buddha. posted:

Platinum priviledge

You know it.

--Platinum Crew Lord Prime Minister--





join here
plat privilege: simply the best

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

The Droid posted:

I think the mods like my posting :ohdear:

they are the only ones

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
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rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
We are literally no different from 4chan now

sex excellence
Feb 19, 2011

Satisfaction Guranteed

uG posted:

thats right all you never banned plats are actually more gay than non-plats. if you a scared motherfucker go to church

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wit
Jul 26, 2011
I got probated once. Didn't help with the rap career as I thought.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I've been ban a couple times iirc

money isn't hard to come by op

maybe if you weren't so stupid and lazy

wit
Jul 26, 2011

rocket_man38 posted:

We are literally no different from 4chan now



4chan at least delete bad threads.

i am a bee
Apr 17, 2006
bees, bees, bees, just lookin' for a good time
I was got told I "was lucky I didn't get probated" for a lazy post in No Music Discussion and I was so ashamed I changed my name.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Total bitch post right here.

texasmed
May 27, 2004
The rap sheet doesn't go back all the way to the start of the forums, what do you know about my past

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
mods have been pretty chill lately

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone

rocket_man38 posted:

We are literally no different from 4chan now



is this a good thing? I cant tell anymore

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

thank you for reminding me to go to church, op

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Over There posted:

mods have been pretty chill lately

iirc abe retired

ps what does platinum even mean? it obviously isn't for my platinum posting because other people have it who aren't even in the same posting class i'm in

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
If you knew how many bans I actually had


you would lol

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Business Gorillas posted:

iirc abe retired

ps what does platinum even mean? it obviously isn't for my platinum posting because other people have it who aren't even in the same posting class i'm in

You get part of the vbulletin forums functionality unlocked, its... pretty great although I ahven't used it

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Business Gorillas posted:

ps what does platinum even mean?

Exclusive membership in an exclusive club of course! Membership no smart business gorilla should be without.

--Platinum Crew Lord Prime Minister--





join here
plat privilege: simply the best

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Rashaverak
May 13, 2001

"Cock'n'Balls" is a pinnacle of modern medicine.
No ban, no probate plat crew is the best crew to be a member of. We're all well-behaved, nicely dressed and polite college educated individuals seeking friendship and mutual support.

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