if you have platinum and 0 bans you're actually a bitch

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Unity Gain: Sep 15, 2007; dancing blue

Rashaverak posted:

No ban, no probate plat crew is the best crew to be a member of. We're all well-behaved, nicely dressed and polite college educated individuals seeking friendship and mutual support.

Well I got a probation once for talking about brush-tailed possums, but it was totes worth it.

--Platinum Crew Lord Prime Minister--

join here
plat privilege: simply the best

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mst4k: Apr 18, 2003; budlitemolaram

Never banned cuz I never post except now

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Serjeant Buzfuz: Dec 5, 2009

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i don't have platinum, but do have like 26 bans. what does that make me (hint: posting badass)

holy poo poo, it's two pages long...

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Swedish Butt-Whistle: Feb 12, 2004; Mentally Trill

Nouveau Plats are bitches period.

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Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

What if you're platinum, and have a clean rep sheet, but people are constantly giving you red text titles? What does that make you?

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Tweet Me Balls: Apr 14, 2009

i just like whispering sweet nothings into the ears of better posters, and plat let's me do that

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Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

ilikedirt posted:

im a member ovf the elite something awful diamond cliub. reserve for top tier posters who make the highest wquality posts with the highest lol density. this is a V exclusive club. something aweful diamond: for premium posters only

welcome to the club

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theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

No ban no probate for 10 yrs. some people are well behaved.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:08

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I've never wanted to just press the like button on a thread before but there's a first time for everything I guess.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:14

Sotar: Dec 1, 2009

Can confirm: Am a bitch

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:31

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

i had plat taken away when i got my only ban

then garbage day gave me free plat a few months later. thanks garbage day you're a good man

# ? Aug 19, 2014 07:37

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

I was the scourge of D&D! Yeargh!!! :pirate:

# ? Aug 19, 2014 08:01

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Bull Runner posted:

You have spent $65-$125 on this forum and are proud of it.

uG posted:

and you're proud of how you follow the rules and how poor you are. we will never see eye to eye

there's a sitcom in this, I know it

# ? Aug 19, 2014 08:05

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009; Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

gnarlyhotep posted:

there's a sitcom in this, I know it

"The Sperg Couple."

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LLJKSiLk: Jul 7, 2005; by Athanatos

Not a bitch, checking in.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 08:07

hofnar: Dec 27, 2008; by sebmojo

pffff like plats can even actually "get banned"

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Aug 19, 2014 08:16

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

Majorian posted:

"The Sperg Couple."

yeah, not too much of a stretch from the original

# ? Aug 19, 2014 08:20

Killed a Girl in 96: Jun 15, 2001; DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

i had plat and archives and a cool avatar but then i got reported for racism in the anime thread. lol.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 11:20

RichardGamingo: Mar 3, 2014; I know it's dumb to sign my posts, but I can't stop no matter how many times I'm told, because I'm really stupid and I want to make sure that shines through in everything I do and say, forever.

Best Regards,
RG

And that's why I'm the bawss, GBS faggots don't know.

Best Regards,
RG

# ? Aug 19, 2014 11:27

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

Lowtax posted:

welcome to the club

even dear leader has bans on his record. clean rap sheets really do mean you are a bitch

# ? Aug 19, 2014 11:46

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

thread number 1456 about the small sprite next to ppls names that doesn't mean poo poo since you can differentiate by just checking for the "message" button anyway

# ? Aug 19, 2014 11:48

uG: Apr 23, 2003; by Ralp

ya this thread was a callout to the ops of all those other threads cause for some reason it's almost entirely the softest most play dough rear end posters making them

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kode54: Nov 26, 2007; aka kuroshi; Fun Shoe

I am a gay little bitch.

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Salt n Reba McEntire: Nov 14, 2000; Kuparp.

I'm terrified of posting the wrong thing; causing offence on the internet would be simply unthinkable.

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bonestructure: Sep 25, 2008; by Ralp

i've been banned once but it was by mistake, does that count

# ? Aug 19, 2014 14:13

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Captain Invictus posted:

would you rather be dead or have parkinsons

idk man, parkinsons is a bitch of a disease

# ? Aug 19, 2014 14:29

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Basically everyone got banned on the old GBS

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An Ounce of Gold: Jul 13, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Over There posted:

Basically everyone got banned on the old GBS

I didn't, but I'm typically not a raging rear end in a top hat. Most people that got banned were trying to out flame war each other to the point one side went insane and showed their craziness then BAM! BANHAMMER.

Good times.

E: Also I earned Plat and didn't pay. One day I logged in and had complete admin rights for the SA forums. I told someone at the time and they upgraded me for not destroying everything and being a jerk hole. Some admin had messed up when they were trying to let me in a photoshop forum that was for a contest.

One more thing, bring back S.L.U.T.S.

An Ounce of Gold fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Aug 19, 2014

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007; Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Over There posted:

Basically everyone got banned on the old GBS

No poo poo. I've forgotten how bad it used to be.

Rivals.com pun banned for 3 days.

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

butplug accident posted:

thread number 1456 about the small sprite next to ppls names that doesn't mean poo poo since you can differentiate by just checking for the "message" button anyway

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

I said I was grateful goons weren't doing brain research in a gbs 1.0 thread and got probated

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

My thread making GBS threads in SAmart was a call out, not a thread poo poo, I will be avenged

# ? Aug 19, 2014 14:56

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

I guess I'm a bitch, then. I just decided that things work out better when everybody plays nice. I guess that's why I earned Lawful Good. Closest I've ever come to a ban is the time I tiredposted and accidentally wrote "your" instead of "you're". Got 6 hours of probation. However, I went to bed right after posting, so I slept through it.

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1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

Got banned today!

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Abysswalker: Apr 25, 2013

I'm working on it, OP.

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Killed a Girl in 96: Jun 15, 2001; DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP

genesplicer posted:

I guess I'm a bitch, then. I just decided that things work out better when everybody plays nice. I guess that's why I earned Lawful Good. Closest I've ever come to a ban is the time I tiredposted and accidentally wrote "your" instead of "you're". Got 6 hours of probation. However, I went to bed right after posting, so I slept through it.

lol if that last part is true. thank you gbs 1.0

# ? Aug 19, 2014 17:30

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

lol if that last part is true. thank you gbs 1.0

Not only that, but he didn't probate me until 21 hours later.

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Puppy Galaxy: Aug 1, 2004

i have a ban on my rapsheet for racism, in the post i called someone a neckbeard???

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Serjeant Buzfuz: Dec 5, 2009

Puppy Galaxy posted:

i have a ban on my rapsheet for racism, in the post i called someone a neckbeard???

check your beardless privilege please

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The Golden Man: Aug 4, 2007

I'm permanently banned and now I can do whatever I drat want

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