2014 Drunk Thread 2: ~~seductively spreads her butt-cheeks~~~

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I think the dude in my company did it for free as like a casting thing or something. This is all second hand from my driver(who did not jack off on camera).

so your driver was jackin it off camera?

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:45

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quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

so your driver was jackin it off camera?

driver might have been the fluffer.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:47

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

MOS 6969 Combat Fluffer

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:49

Lazy Reservist: Nov 30, 2005; FUBIJAR

"Jerkin' it on cam" might replace "My uncle's got a construction business."

# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:57

Snowdens Secret: Dec 29, 2008; Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

nwin posted:

http://izismile.com/2013/03/08/porn_stars_before_and_after_their_makeup_makeover_93_pics.html

Well that ruined porn for me. Share in my misery!!!!

The girls that are hot are usually hotter without makeup and the ones that are gently caress-ugly are still gently caress-ugly with three pounds of paint on, dwi

The ones that look real real bad do so because they're as old as your mother

# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:00

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

i wonder how much the dudes jerking it on chaturbate make

# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:02

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

so your driver was jackin it off camera?

I'm pretty sure everyone beats off a lot in SOI.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:08

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Back in fall 2009 one of the midshipmen at the NROTC got kicked out because she went down to miami with her friend and boyfriend and got into a porn down there. Her friend was a former MIDN and got kicked out for something else already. She did a scene as well, but I don't remember the name all these years later. She ended up getting a grand or so and that was it.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 12:03

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/08/missouri-national-guard-arrives-ferguson-begins-police-call/

# ? Aug 20, 2014 14:59

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

I'm pretty sure everyone beats off a lot in SOI.

its a little different when you jackin it in the same room that some gay dude is filming your buddy also jackin it in

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:08

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Christoff posted:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/08/missouri-national-guard-arrives-ferguson-begins-police-call/

When did Duffelblog switch to reporting real news?

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:23

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Christoff posted:

http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/08/missouri-national-guard-arrives-ferguson-begins-police-call/

Got a side link to outgoing Company Commander speech. Its a pretty pro read.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 15:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

When did Duffelblog switch to reporting real news?

Duffel Blog has always been reporting real news. Everybody just thinks it's satire.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 16:16

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Bolow posted:

MOS 6969 Combat Fluffer

In the AF we called these executive officers.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 16:24

raspy trashfucker: Jul 5, 2014

Booblord Zagats posted:

I already do that. See I'm just as happy as a drunk because all my education and health costs are comped, I get amazing loans on my properties and cars thanks to a military affiliated bank, I have a pretty great job that pays well and when I do drink, it's poo poo that runs over $140 a bottle because life really is that easy if you're willing to sell some time to the gub'ment, manage your finances, and go outside and do something that isn't echoing hashtags off twitter on to poster-board because you're so loving dumb you paid six-loving-figures for a gender studies degree but still trying to find a way to make monthly those payments on your iPhone's data plan.

See man, that's the thing. Most of us aren't as hosed up as people like to portray, we're pretty normal guys who went out, sold a chunk of our youth and reaped dividends in to our middle age. We've actually been given a level of freedom that so many will never truly understand. We spent years being told where to be, how to dress, what to eat and when to poo poo, but that's no worse than signing away literally half a decades worth of income to pay someone back for a sheet of paper, hell, we were all making money while we slaved away. It's not that we're any smarter than you guys were/are, it's that we saw a bigger picture and realized human nature isn't about crying for some idiot who got themselves shot by the cops on an internet forum, it's about making sure your existence continues in a way you can actually find happiness and comfort.

And the guys who end up with some issues after the military, most of those guys had those issues coming in, its just now they have a support system that can actually help them without bankrupting them, people who want to see them get better for no other reason than they think you're a good loving dude and think you deserve the happiness you've earned (shim, AB, GT, love you guys).

you endured the most ancient, stressful rite mankind ever invented. you stared the angel of death in the face for so long it became just another part of the scenery. you may have even watched the light die out of someone's eyes and known that you caused it. and now, the akihabara dj elephant is making ya mad

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:05

raspy trashfucker: Jul 5, 2014

you gave up one part of your humanity to better understand another. you visited hell and came back. there is no horror left in this world that can appall you. also, the guy who had drew toothpaste say "orb tane dad" over a hot tokyo beat is making you flash red like a video game enemy

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:08

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

raspy trashfucker posted:

you gave up one part of your humanity to better understand another. you visited hell and came back. there is no horror left in this world that can appall you. also, the guy who had drew toothpaste say "orb tane dad" over a hot tokyo beat is making you flash red like a video game enemy

You're boring. Put some effort into your grey forum trolls.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:15

raspy trashfucker: Jul 5, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

You're boring. Put some effort into your grey forum trolls.

how dare you call me a boring troll

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:17

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

raspy trashfucker posted:

how dare you call me a boring troll

Ok that's enough.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:21

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

raspy trashfucker posted:

you gave up one part of your humanity to better understand another. you visited hell and came back. there is no horror left in this world that can appall you. also, the guy who had drew toothpaste say "orb tane dad" over a hot tokyo beat is making you flash red like a video game enemy

The only part of that little rant that wasn't lifted from a JNCO wearing kid's community college level philosophy class was a metaphor about videogames.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:29

raspy trashfucker: Jul 5, 2014

Booblord Zagats posted:

The only part of that little rant that wasn't lifted from a JNCO wearing kid's community college level philosophy class was a metaphor about videogames.

well the joke's on you because i'ev never been to college

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:40

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

So you drop some weak poo poo in here then link it in FYAD. You didn't even link it right, you used lastpost instead of the post ID of where you started. It's been done before. At least do something original and funny. Tell a loving knock knock joke about dead GIs and you'd get a chuckle.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:49

Victor Vermis: Dec 21, 2004; WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

raspy trashfucker posted:

you gave up one part of your humanity to better understand another.

my brain, my penis.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:52

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

raspy trashfucker posted:

you endured the most ancient, stressful rite mankind ever invented. you stared the angel of death in the face for so long it became just another part of the scenery. you may have even watched the light die out of someone's eyes and known that you caused it. and now, the akihabara dj elephant is making ya mad

lol

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:52

raspy trashfucker: Jul 5, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

So you drop some weak poo poo in here then link it in FYAD. You didn't even link it right, you used lastpost instead of the post ID of where you started.

oh poo poo

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:52

discount cathouse: Mar 25, 2009

raspy trashfucker posted:

you gave up one part of your humanity to better understand another. you visited hell and came back. there is no horror left in this world that can appall you. also, the guy who had drew toothpaste say "orb tane dad" over a hot tokyo beat is making you flash red like a video game enemy

hahaha

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:53

vains: May 26, 2004; A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

So you drop some weak poo poo in here then link it in FYAD. You didn't even link it right, you used lastpost instead of the post ID of where you started. It's been done before. At least do something original and funny. Tell a loving knock knock joke about dead GIs and you'd get a chuckle.

Off the top turn buckle

# ? Aug 20, 2014 17:56