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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


The first species of beautiful men and women, with the second being a species of ugly Walmart customers?

Thoughts?

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq32PJHZNYo

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

it's gonna be 2 specis: humans and dogs

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

already has

plats and non plats

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
e: ^^^^ great minds

its already two species plat and non plat

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

the gay & the dead

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

THS posted:

the gay & the dead

the bis vs the gays

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I hope its people who wipe their rear end and people who poo poo standing.

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
the ultimate showdown

bigzak
Aug 15, 2003

LifeSizePotato posted:

already has

plats and non plats

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

that war wouldnt last long considering bi ppl dont really exist

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


I'm just gonna sit here and wonder why somebody posted a Reverend Bizarre video.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

THS posted:

that war wouldnt last long considering bi ppl dont really exist

this is v triggering. bisexual erasure its a real problem

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
A race of fat neckbeard anime pony fans.

Thats you op.

Thats your race.

You fucker.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

AchtungBaby posted:

I'm just gonna sit here and wonder why somebody posted a Reverend Bizarre video.

sorry its too deep for you dude, man

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
eventually the non-plats will rise from the underground and devour all the weirdly childlike elven plats. it will be like the twist in some dumb book by a nerd, and it will happen today in ragnarok

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
thanks for the timely social commentary, jonathan swift

synftw
Jun 14, 2007
Chaos-Gnostic Satanist
It already has. People who make good lifestyle choices and people who make bad lifestyle choices.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
i would buy plat but im not sure it even does anything anymore. the grenades just stay on as a warning light

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The world will evolve into Transexuals and these toadlike creatures that weep piss.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Rapman the Cook posted:

The world will evolve into people and these toadlike creatures called goons.

There yea go.

Much better.

Corridor
Oct 19, 2006

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

THS posted:

that war wouldnt last long considering bi ppl dont really exist

im bi i like cum but also pj and i like to look at both types of butts deal w/ this humbling truth

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
No, because good looking women have babies with ugly dudes all time.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

imo girls would be hot w/o boobs or vaginas

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

THS posted:

imo girls would be hot w/o boobs or vaginas

i'm gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


hosed up if true

Don We Now
Apr 18, 2005

For those of you who don't habla espanola, "El Poptart" is Spanish for.... The Poptart.




ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

THS posted:

hosed up if true

gay for you

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
no. sentience leads to different tribes wanting to gently caress & murder each other asap and as is theres no way to get enough geographical distance to create two separate gene pools

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

THS posted:

imo girls would be hot w/o boobs or vaginas

I'm gay

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

engineers have the worst fetishes

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
No, because there will always be a level of cross over between the two populations. Attraction is more than just looks and involves such thing as wealth, personality, and so forth. i.e. aspects that are determined more by the environment than by innate genetic predisposition.

The only way such a speciation could be caused is if the populations were artificially separated and sufficient artificial pressures were exerted to ensure that only the beautiful and only the ugly would reproduce, regardless of other factors.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



we will be the monkeys that serve the super rich

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005


not-calm.jpeg

Musket
Mar 19, 2008
We already have separated. Fat and ugly vs thin and attractive.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

seriously what the hell is going on in this cartoon

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

gnarlyhotep posted:

seriously what the hell is going on in this cartoon

she's having a train run on her

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

she's having a train run on her

who, one of those women driving? and what is a likpa?

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