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This is a thread in which non plats can safely ask questions of one of their betters. Feel free to ask anything that's on your mind for instance how big my yacht is, or my favourite vintage of champagne to bathe in. Other plats may feel free to jump in and answer questions about the joys of our premium lifestyle.
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why shouldnt this worthless thread be gassed?
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Aug 17, 2014 10:41
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dont hate on your own
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Aug 17, 2014 10:43
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Hope the cops shoot OP. There will be no protests, unless they are protests to shoot his corpse more. Rapman the Cook fucked around with this message at 10:58 on Aug 17, 2014 |
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Aug 17, 2014 10:44
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How gay are you
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Aug 17, 2014 10:45
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Can I have 10 bucks?
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Aug 17, 2014 10:45
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Badass posted:How gay are you I can field this one: as all hell
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Aug 17, 2014 10:46
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im polysexual genderfluid.
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Aug 17, 2014 10:49
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THS posted:why shouldnt this worthless thread be gassed? Good question, as a plat i am listened to more even if talking poo poo and our threads are probably gassed less. Id be interested to see a graph showing proportion of plat threads gassed vs. non plat threads. Rapman the Cook posted:Hope the cops shoot OP. Cops where I live don't carry guns, also they are less likely to shoot me due to the fact that i don't look like riff-raff.
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Aug 17, 2014 10:57
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Badass posted:How gay are you on a scale of 1 to 100, 1000
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Aug 17, 2014 10:58
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Cops where I live don't carry guns, also they are less likely to shoot me due to the fact that i don't look like riff-raff. You might have BSE tho, so thats good.
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Aug 17, 2014 10:58
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Savings Coupon posted:Can I have 10 bucks? You sure can! All you gotta do is get off your arse and earn it like us plats do. It actually feels pretty good to contribute to society and maybe you lot should try it some time.
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Aug 17, 2014 10:59
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i was born a plat
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Aug 17, 2014 11:05
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Hasn't been asked yet but lets just get this out the way re: our yachts, loving huge.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:07
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Be careful op, these uncivilized brutes can get unruly at times.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:18
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you know whats even more embarrassing than paying 10 dollars for a forums account? paying 20 dollars for a forums account
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Aug 17, 2014 11:20
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so uhh, what is it like? ....nyou know what i mean
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Aug 17, 2014 11:20
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OP paid 10 Pounds, not even dollars, for Plat, like pounds into his rear end with a man-cock. UK? U-Gay more like.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:21
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Seriously. When you try to help out those who are stuck fumbling at the social ladders bottom rung, all you'll accomplish will be to get your hands dirty. Let them eat cock.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:22
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Rapman the Cook posted:OP paid 10 Pounds, not even dollars, for Plat, like pounds into his rear end with a man-cock. Hahahaha yes, jolly good. Ah it's lovely to hear the brutish humour of the less fortunate from time to time.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:24
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Mulefisk posted:Hahahaha yes, jolly good. Ah it's lovely to hear the brutish humour of the less fortunate from time to time. Hey least I not lorded over by a tranny, or "Queen"
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Aug 17, 2014 11:25
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Mulefisk posted:Hahahaha yes, jolly good. Ah it's lovely to hear the brutish humour of the less fortunate from time to time. Oh don't encourage them so, you rapscallion! Too many kind words and they begin to presume to possess some sort of actual social "value".
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Aug 17, 2014 11:32
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Broenheim posted:Be careful op, these uncivilized brutes can get unruly at times. Quite. But i figured someone has to take one for the team and ultimately they have sticks and spears and we have a loving grenade. Its kind of like the movie Zulu. Doctor Shapes posted:you know whats even more embarrassing than paying 10 dollars for a forums account? paying 20 dollars for a forums account I don't even really use the plat features i just paid for it because i can. Sorry that you are a poor and cant cough up a little bit of scratch to be of a higher status. Lizzy posted:so uhh, what is it like? Its loving amazing.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:46
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Rapman the Cook posted:OP paid 10 Pounds, not even dollars, for Plat, like pounds into his rear end with a man-cock. Actually i paid the GBP equivalent of 10 USD which at the moment is £5.99. That's not even the price of two pints, its pocket change really.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:50
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In perspective though, that's a months wages to the towel girl who dabs under my foreskin after I finish on the bidet.
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Aug 17, 2014 11:58
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why do englishmen have the worlds highest rate of micropenises?
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Aug 17, 2014 12:07
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phobo posted:why do englishmen have the worlds highest rate of micropenises? because our ancestors weren't cucked on the reg by mud races
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Aug 17, 2014 12:08
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phobo posted:why do englishmen have the worlds highest rate of micropenises? Firstly this is not about race its about class. Secondly I'm not entirely sure that's true, i make it a habit not to accept 'facts' presented by non plats at face value. Please provide a graph charting penis size by nationality to back up your question before i provide a response.
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Aug 17, 2014 12:11
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What is platinum sex like ?
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Aug 17, 2014 16:17
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what's it like being a platypus? freaky beaky motherfucker?
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Aug 17, 2014 16:19
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How many people have you reported? How often to do send/receive PMs? Does it upset you that Lowtax most likely used your money to fuel his drug and alcohol addiction? Do you have a sailor hat for when you are on your yacht?
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Aug 17, 2014 16:20
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veilo posted:What is platinum sex like ? I'm guessing about the same as non-platinum goon sex. Non-existent.
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Aug 17, 2014 16:20
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:I'm guessing about the same as non-platinum goon sex. but platinum wankers go the extra mile
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Aug 17, 2014 16:24
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Aug 17, 2014 16:25
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Hector Beerlioz posted:How many people have you reported? I only reported once, it was mentally ill poster vilepilot and i reported him for saying he was going to shoot US president barack obama with a sniper rifle, i never received any reward or credit from the secret service though.
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Aug 17, 2014 16:29
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jalopybrown posted:I only reported once, it was mentally ill poster vilepilot and i reported him for saying he was going to shoot US president barack obama with a sniper rifle, i never received any reward or credit from the secret service though. If only they knew about your plat then they wouldn't be so tardy with your reward.
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Aug 17, 2014 16:35
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Are the only benefits to being a plat having a grenade by your name and getting an overinflated sense of self-importance? tia edit: I'd splurge for archives though if they gave you a classy monocle by your name. King Vidiot fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Aug 17, 2014 |
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Aug 17, 2014 16:39
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platypi already had a latent overinflated sense of self-importance but the grenades have awakened it
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Aug 17, 2014 16:42
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Rapman the Cook posted:Hope the cops shoot OP. Lol the cops work for us pleb
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Aug 17, 2014 16:45
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Hector Beerlioz posted:How many people have you reported? Never. Snitches get stitches. None, I have PMs switched off, always have. It pleases me immensely and is a testament to the American Dream in action. Its the jauntiest sailor hat you ever did see.
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