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tarlibone
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Waino's on the mound, offensive powerhouse* San Diego is trying to earn a split, and the sky is the color of baseballs.

Hoo, boy, today's either going to be really good, or really not.




* when playing the Cardinals

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D. posted:

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Rick Horton,
Thee

Can't be worse than the B-team calling the game yesterday.

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Now all we need are 8 innings of Wainwright Classic.

I'd like to see more runs, though.

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CARP!!

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Is Wainwright going to get any K's today that aren't backwards?

«Edit» I guess so.

tarlibone fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Aug 17, 2014

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They're on to Waino.

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Goodness gracious, that was ugly.

I guess it's not a Cardinals win if it's not a close one.

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For every day I'm workin' on the Illinois River
Get a half a day off with pay
Oh, Carpenter stand-up double
On a long hot summer day....

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Grab the bottle of aspirin and get ready... Rosenthal's coming in to save the day.

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Leadoff walk.

Rosenthal has lost the strike zone.

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Second runner is aboard (4-pitch walk). Catch-22 is leaving in Rosenthal.

and a strike!

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Trevor has loaded the bases on walks, interrupted only by a questionable called third strike.

Matheny has seen enough.

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Now it's a 1-run game.

Jeebus.

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At least there was a good defensive play in the 9th inning.

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Good God, that win was torturous.

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If we're going to replace bases, why go with flat mats? Why not just have a nice, 4' high steel post filled with reinforced concrete?

C'mon. The bases are what they are: bags. You gotta keep the tradition going. I mean, today, it's replacing the bags with flat mats. What's next? Something even stupider, like having some guy on the team whose only job is to bat for the pitcher?

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Ambassador of Funk posted:

Oh man, Hoover is terrible. That was hilarious.

Are you suggesting that Hoover really sucks?

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Abner Assington posted:

I walked away with the Reds having a 7-3 lead figuring they could handle it.

I am now dead inside.

loving Rockies. But hey, at least it wasn't as bad as it could have been.

«Edit»

Heh... wow, I just noticed that the pitcher, Hawksworth, was batting 8th in this game! Oh, TLR, you rascal!

(Aaron Miles, the infielder who was the team's favorite backup reliever, was batting 9th. At least something about this game can make me laugh.)

tarlibone fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Aug 18, 2014

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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

is this where we chat about the LLWS because i want to know if there are balks in little league

I don't know if this is the right place, but there are balks in Little League.

I don't know if it's enforced at all age levels, but I distinctly remember that it was something to watch out for by the time we were 11 or 12 or something like that. At least, I hope it was. We had a few Bob Davidson disciples on the team who'd shout "Balk! Balk!" if the opposing pitcher tried to pick one of our guys off.

Edit: I looked it up, and I found something saying that balks have been replaced with illegal pitches. So maybe they are gone now.

tarlibone fucked around with this message at 23:27 on Aug 18, 2014

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From the Cardinals website: "Masty looking to keep nasty edge."

I like this headline. It is appropriate for both a decent start and a horrific one.

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Alright! A little Adam bomb never hurt nobody.

Watching Holliday run makes my knees hurt.

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Why did Bruce go out to talk to the ump there? Did he want to know if it was a stand-up double or a ground-rule double on account of fan interference? I don't see how that ends up as anything besides a double.

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Well, the move to pinch hit for Martinez actually works out. And with Descalso no less.

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Deuces are wild. C'mon, Freeman....

Edit: Dammit. Bases loaded.

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Abner Assington posted:

Schoop on the first drat pitch :monocle:

The Reds have the bases loaded, too, and I bet you they score zero runs from it.

That's right, thanks to Maness.

Is it luck? Or is it amazing luck?

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The Reds have a pitcher named Jumbo who's 6'4" and 315 pounds?

What, were the Bengals not hiring?

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New old guy AJ drives in the go-ahead run and manages not to get caught in a run-down because nobody was covering first.

I'll take it.

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PotatoJudge posted:

hahaah

Rosenthal to try and close it in the 9th

Yeah, Dan McLaughlin sure sounded excited when he announced it.

Way too excited.

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Ooooooh, AJ. Pow, right in the kisser.

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At least he got an out before issuing a BB this time.

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Scob posted:

rosenthal cant throw a strike to save his life

You sure about that?

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Boon posted:

"Maybe AJ Pierzinski doesn't know 'The Cardinal Way' (TM), which is, when Billy Hamilton steals you don't even throw it because the last thing you want to do is put him on third base"

... uhm, yeah, no, that's... wow. Sure. Our regular catcher is a guy who is so dominant that few even try to run on him, so naturally the Cardinal Way is to let some guy steal 2nd all day long because the only alternative is putting him on 3rd on the throw. Sounds legit.

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I can't believe a Cardinal not named Jon Jay got hit.

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I'm flipping back and forth between the game and Ferguson Live!!!!!, waiting for one of them to blow up one way or the other.

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Winning run who looks like he's about to fly apart at the seams when he runs on 3rd? Check.

Set-up for an inning-ending double-play? Check.

Let's end the drama... c'mon...

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Thank freaking Christ.

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PotatoJudge posted:

So is Festus the most rednecky town in Missouri? Because that's a pretty rednecky name for a town.

Not really. Factoring in redneckism both in population and name, I'd go with a tiny town/hamlet/whatever called Akers. It's an antique ferry crossing a shallow river, a nearby canoe rental & general store, and that's about it. And the name is just some family's name: Akers. Doesn't get more redneck than that.

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Grittybeard posted:

Versailles probably has an argument. Just because it's pronounced ver-SAILS.

I stand corrected!

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Oh, has Missouri been in the news lately?

I hadn't heard.

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PotatoJudge posted:

Jon Jay just keeps hitting

He's on a hot streak.

Maybe he-who-shall-not-be-named should put him in a higher spot in the order, see if he sinks or swims.

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