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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Nobody is fortunate to have Derek Anderson.

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Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Latest flag ever.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

NC-17 posted:

Nobody is fortunate to have Derek Anderson.

The 49ers would probably take him.

SpclKen
Mar 13, 2006
New Goon... go easy

NC-17 posted:

Nobody is fortunate to have Derek Anderson.

Quick, would you want Anderson or Clausen as your backup?

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

IS THIS DUDE GOING TO BE THE NEXT PATRICK JEFFERS?

Stay away from the team doctors, you'll thank me later.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Hali and Poe still in the game.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Kind of a weak flag.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Imagine that yet a former New England Patriot thinks New England will win the Superbowl.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

i would, maybe, take Derek Anderson :blush:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Rank the following:

Derek Anderson
Blaine Gabbert
Christian Ponder
Jeff Tuel
Jimmy Clausen
Ryan Mallet
Ryan Fitzpatrick

Faltese Malkin
Aug 22, 2005
Georgetown
Maybe I'm late to the party, but is Randy Moss fantastic as an announcer/talking head or is it just me?

Stupid Dick
May 25, 2004

Faltese Malkin posted:

Maybe I'm late to the party, but is Randy Moss fantastic as an announcer/talking head or is it just me?

It probably helps that he was awesome to begin with, but yeah, I like him.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Kalli posted:

Rank the following:

Derek Anderson
Blaine Gabbert
Christian Ponder
Jeff Tuel
Jimmy Clausen
Ryan Mallet
Ryan Fitzpatrick

elite tier:
Jeff Tuel

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scrub tier:
everyone else

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Faltese Malkin posted:

Maybe I'm late to the party, but is Randy Moss fantastic as an announcer/talking head or is it just me?

He's pretty great. He's always been a good interview and has transitioned well.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

wheez the roux posted:

elite tier:
Jeff Tuel

----------------------

scrub tier:
everyone else

I was about to do this with Chase Daniel but then that play happened. The perils of college homerism while the guy is actually playing.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Faltese Malkin posted:

Maybe I'm late to the party, but is Randy Moss fantastic as an announcer/talking head or is it just me?

If I was blind and just listening to this broadcast, you couldn't convince me Randy Moss was a very large black dude.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

I've never been huge on Melvin White but he's looked pretty good tonight, at least.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
That was a really nice hit by the Carolina CB.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



Kalli posted:

Rank the following:

Derek Anderson
Blaine Gabbert
Christian Ponder
Jeff Tuel
Jimmy Clausen
Ryan Mallet
Ryan Fitzpatrick

Fitz for occasional magic bullshit.

Ponder because he doesn't make those nasty dangerous downfield throws.

The rest can play Russian roulette for the last roster spot.

Edit 5 chambers full. If like the 2nd guy gets the click he's gotta kill the rest.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Aug 18, 2014

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Alex Smith looks like he has that disease where half your face is paralyzed when he talks.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
I do like Travis Kelce.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

loving Aaron Murray.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

RumbleFish posted:

loving Aaron Murray.

he's good

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Dee Ford covering like a defensive lineman.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



Wokka wokka wokka!

Faltese Malkin
Aug 22, 2005
Georgetown
Fozzy Whittaker has a fantastic name

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Faltese Malkin posted:

Fozzy Whittaker has a fantastic name

Yeah, he needs to make the cut based on that alone.

Really cool to see the Wofford dude get a TD, good for him.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
What in the world was EJ Gaines looking for at the end of that TD play? Was he expecting help that wouldn't have helped because he was over the top anyway?

SpclKen
Mar 13, 2006
New Goon... go easy

RumbleFish posted:

Yeah, he needs to make the cut based on that alone.

Really cool to see the Wofford dude get a TD, good for him.

He's had a solid game. Love to see him or Philly Brown make the team instead of Underwood.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

RumbleFish posted:

Yeah, he needs to make the cut based on that alone.

Really cool to see the Wofford dude get a TD, good for him.

I would love to see him and Benjamin be the top receivers based on hair alone.

Edit: with Tiquan Underwood as the slot receiver. All NFL hair team.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Aaron Murray!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Up to a point.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Luke Kuechly Jr. with the INT.

gently caress off, Aaron Murray.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Huh, I didn't realize Carolina was chasing the Joe Webb QB dream.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Grittybeard posted:

Huh, I didn't realize Carolina was chasing the Joe Webb QB dream.

They don't carry 3 QBs anymore, so I think he was just brought in to be a camp guy since Cam was gimpy. Kind of a shame, I like him.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That wasn't even a doink, it was some other sound.

Huh, that sucks for Webb if he doesn't really have a chance. Maybe he can catch on somewhere else if/when they cut him.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
There's actually rumor that webb has been good enough that the panthers are considering keeping 3 QBs on the roster.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I mean, it's bullshit but it's there.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
AJ Jenkins and DAT still in the game?

I mean DAT is the only one I care about because I don't want him hurt, but Jenkins is supposed to be like the third or fourth receiver for some mysterious reason.

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