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Post ailments/injuries you have received from sexual intercourse with other people
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Aug 18, 2014 12:20
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i caught the gay
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Aug 18, 2014 12:21
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Your mom gave me AIDs.
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Aug 18, 2014 12:23
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one time i was going down on this woman and my tongue tickled her taint and when she laughed my head got suckered into her vagina and I died choking on vaginal lubricants
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Aug 18, 2014 12:26
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I caught ich from sliding a goldfish up my rear end.
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Aug 18, 2014 12:28
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i once hosed a fattie and tore my frenulum + about a square cm of skin was somehow ripped off my glans
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Aug 18, 2014 12:33
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newreply.php posted:i once hosed a fattie and tore my frenulum + about a square cm of skin was somehow ripped off my glans That's vagina dentata, bro. you're lucky it only took a square cm.
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Aug 18, 2014 12:35
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MOOBS! posted:one time i was going down on this woman and my tongue tickled her taint and when she laughed my head got suckered into her vagina and I died choking on vaginal lubricants then how are post
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Aug 18, 2014 12:35
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Mulefisk posted:then how are post absorbed by womb turned into John Connor of gbs
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Aug 18, 2014 12:39
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No skin tears but visible bruising after a rough entry int he middle of my dick.
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Aug 18, 2014 12:43
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depression
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Aug 18, 2014 12:44
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Professor Dog posted:depression + anxiety
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Aug 18, 2014 12:45
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Bent rear end
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Aug 18, 2014 12:48
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the clap
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Aug 18, 2014 12:51
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Professor Dog posted:depression Professor Dog posted:+ anxiety did you at pretend to cum after you went limp inside her???
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Aug 18, 2014 12:55
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she broke my heart
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Aug 18, 2014 12:56
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literally or figuratively ?
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Aug 18, 2014 12:57
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This weekend I wanked my dick till it was raw. Does it count?
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Aug 18, 2014 13:00
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Broke my pinkie toe during drunken sex once. Kept going, because I'm a trooper. Also had habanero fingers inside me. That put a rather painful stop to things.
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Aug 18, 2014 13:07
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MeLKoR posted:This weekend I wanked my dick till it was raw. Does it count? No. 
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Aug 18, 2014 13:07
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Aferisan posted:No. Et tu non-plat. 
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Aug 18, 2014 13:08
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The injuries hurt not so much much as adding sexual insults to them.
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Aug 18, 2014 13:10
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Crow Jane posted:Broke my pinkie toe during drunken sex once. Kept going, because I'm a trooper. how the hell do you break a pinky toe during sex? Was he into cock and ball tortureand tricked you by wearing a cup? you deserve a purple lips medal but I feel like there is a story there
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Aug 18, 2014 13:10
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once i tried to twist a girls nipple through her shirt but i missed and she laughed and laughed so i bit it off
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Aug 18, 2014 13:11
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same chick pissed on me and that was the last time we had sex... i think it was a "gently caress you" piss i didn't ask her to do it and the subject never came up beforehand
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Aug 18, 2014 13:11
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MOOBS! posted:how the hell do you break a pinky toe during sex? Was he into cock and ball tortureand tricked you by wearing a cup? My toe was sort of wedged in the footboard and I moved to get on top without realizing it. It just sort of snapped.
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Aug 18, 2014 13:12
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oh once i asked her if i could watch when she was in the toilet as a joke and she said "if you're a freak" but i didn't and wasn't going to anyway and im pretyt sure she decided i was into that afterwards thats my story about the last times i had sex this was yearts ago tfr
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Aug 18, 2014 13:13
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lonesomedwarf posted:same chick pissed on me and that was the last time we had sex... i think it was a "gently caress you" piss i didn't ask her to do it and the subject never came up beforehand face or chest? it's a body language thing
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Aug 18, 2014 13:13
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I hosed too hard and gave myself urethritis. Had burning piss for two weeks and there was really nothing I could do about it. Thought I had gonorrhea or chlamydia but nope!
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Aug 18, 2014 13:15
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Crow Jane posted:My toe was sort of wedged in the footboard and I moved to get on top without realizing it. It just sort of snapped. jesus you are the la beast of loving
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Aug 18, 2014 13:15
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MOOBS! posted:jesus you are the la beast of loving I have better control over my gag reflex than he does 
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Aug 18, 2014 13:23
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Snapped piss.
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Aug 18, 2014 13:23
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Broke my banjo the night before deploying to Afghanistan. Showed my medic the next day and he told me they could fix it at hospital.
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Aug 18, 2014 13:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCg1sRHqEbo
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Aug 18, 2014 13:32
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broke my dick loving too many hb10s
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Aug 18, 2014 13:34
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My ex-gf used to be super heavy, we're talking about orca sized. Sex was crazy. She loved being on top. Holy poo poo I got actual bruises around my pelvis.
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Aug 18, 2014 13:51
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a reminder to all you plats
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Aug 18, 2014 13:51
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This one time I was going down on this girl and I said drat you've got a big pussy, drat you've got a big pussy. She asked me why I said it twice and I said because it is so damned big.
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Aug 18, 2014 13:53
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Broke one of my front teeth once in a kissing accident, that's my story
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Aug 18, 2014 14:02
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I once cried all the water out of my body. Sex: Not even once.
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Aug 18, 2014 14:05
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