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Absentee roommates are the poo poo.
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Booties posted:Absentee roommates are the poo poo. are you sure he's not dead
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Aug 18, 2014 15:39
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PlantRobot posted:are you sure he's not dead nah, he's back because he dumped his hot, wealthy, half asian girlfriend. loving dummy.
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Aug 18, 2014 15:42
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I am willing to pay ridiculous amounts of $ not to have an(other) idiot in my house. And I do. And it is totally worth it.
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Aug 18, 2014 16:01
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ghlbtsk posted:I am willing to pay ridiculous amounts of $ not to have an(other) idiot in my house.
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Aug 18, 2014 16:04
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ghlbtsk posted:I am willing to pay ridiculous amounts of $ not to have an(other) idiot in my house.
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Aug 18, 2014 16:12
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ghlbtsk posted:I am willing to pay ridiculous amounts of $ not to have an(other) idiot in my house.
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Aug 18, 2014 16:15
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ghlbtsk posted:I am willing to pay ridiculous amounts of $ not to have an(other) idiot in my house.
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Aug 18, 2014 16:19
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Not hahaha
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Aug 18, 2014 16:22
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I miss my old roommate. He never smoked my weed and always did the dishes. Now I live in relative filth. Please come back, Mike.
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Aug 18, 2014 16:32
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AHH FUGH posted:my roommate is a hot girl who frequently bangs me but still pays her share of the rent Years ago I'd have assumed this was bullshit because lol Internet but I've had enough poo poo happen that no one would believe to say good job that's pretty awesome. Unless you're lying in which case gently caress you. I can't imagine having to live with someone who made me wear pants, I don't know how the rest of you do it.
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Aug 18, 2014 16:45
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Who says roommates make you wear pants!?
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Aug 18, 2014 16:49
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Booties posted:nah, he's back because he dumped his hot, wealthy, half asian girlfriend. loving dummy. ...are you a really goony polish-australian pub chef?
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Aug 18, 2014 16:51
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Uho roomates bought someone round better stay in my room and not make a sound until they leave/I fall asleep
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Aug 18, 2014 16:53
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Benedick Cuckold posted:some peoples is poor, OP This. I've only ever lived on my own once and that was for six months and I spent most of the time at my girlfriends before we just moved in together. But at least in the past I lived with friends. I live with some randoms right now in a place I found on Gumtree and it sucks balls, seven of us in a big house but I only really get on with two of them,think nothing of the other and kind of dislike the other two. At least my hate/dislike is symmetrical ,how about that? One called Dave is the worst, total mouth breathing fat gently caress and just acts awkward as gently caress all the time. I've actually got friends who don't like coming round 'cause they don't like dealing with him. The other guy I don't care for who I call Frodo is weird as well, I've lived here for nearly a year and I've only heard him talk around five times. His weird girlfriend stays some weekends as well and she's just as odd as him. On the brightside until last month we had this weirdo living with us. http://tinyurl.com/qy8kzyw http://youtu.be/ve7MVsIMcTg http://youtu.be/VUDo7aiOk5Y Which was loving hilarious once we uncovered all this but even before hand she was creepy as gently caress with a real serial-killer vibe. Told me once she could "smell" peoples emotions and freaked out screaming and crying because there was a spider in her room. The only good time I can remember having is when I came in at 3:30 odd on xmas eve and found that sad sack Dave had been in all night on his own until recently another housemate John had came in from clubbing and me and him each had a free couple of grams each of Dave's coke and John picked up Daves Ipad and smashed against the wall and Dave started crying. Sharing a house sucks balls but nobody would do it unless they have to....
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Aug 18, 2014 17:09
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My roommate is a dog 
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Aug 18, 2014 17:16
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:...are you a really goony polish-australian pub chef? I wish. Lots of white dudes got halfy gf's, dude.
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Aug 18, 2014 17:18
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wow didn't realize how many dependent people were on this forum
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Aug 18, 2014 17:22
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i could double my income if i got a roommate but gently caress that.
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Aug 18, 2014 17:23
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i haven't done the roommate thing but it worked out okay for some of my friends By that i mean the house became filthy almost immediately, no one wanted to do their chores during their shift, and one of them straight up hosed off and stopped paying rent on time at his mother's behest but i could go there and smoke weed and play video games it was p cool
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Aug 18, 2014 17:24
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Booties posted:I wish. no mine was fully viet but I could see someone mistaking her for halfy but yes that's true, especially here on account of there's loads and loads of asian women
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Aug 18, 2014 17:28
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I'd feel retarded not having a roommate while renting. And if I saw someone laugh at me for having a roommate I'd stare with pity at their mental illness. I did have one bad roommate though
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Aug 18, 2014 17:29
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:no mine was fully viet but I could see someone mistaking her for halfy True, unless you're an underemployed bartender who has 1500 credit hours at community college....
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Aug 18, 2014 18:02
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if you let yourself move in with someone you don't trust you're dumb as piss
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Aug 18, 2014 18:04
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My roomate is an alcoholic who drinks a 6 pack or more every night and im getting sick of picking up the cans all over the appartment. He used to be a great friend but now hes just an annoying retard that falls asleep on the couch or fumbles to open the door at 3 am and i lust for alcoholic overdose death.
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Aug 18, 2014 18:29
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Roommates can be pretty great. I had roommates in undergrad but in grad school and beyond I've lived in 1 bedrooms. Sometimes I miss the good roommates, it was kind nice to basically have my 2 best friends and girlfriend all living in the same place, but then I remember how much the lovely roommates sucked and it just doesn't seem worth it.
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Aug 18, 2014 18:33
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ghlbtsk posted:I am willing to pay ridiculous amounts of $ not to have an(other) idiot in my house.
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Aug 18, 2014 18:42
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1gnoirents posted:I'd feel retarded not having a roommate while renting. And if I saw someone laugh at me for having a roommate I'd stare with pity at their mental illness. whatever helps you sleep at night
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Aug 18, 2014 18:45
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Get a girlfriend and make her your roommate idiot
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Aug 18, 2014 18:47
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Move into a smaller apartment if you can't afford the rent. If your after work existence is spent loving around on here and on Steam when you're not jerking off, what the gently caress do you need more than one bedroom for, peasant?
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Aug 18, 2014 18:51
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Gaunab posted:whatever helps you sleep at night I think if someone universally dislikes roommates its because they are those bad roommates
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Aug 18, 2014 18:51
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apparently in the us students have to share rooms this is loving hilarious
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Aug 18, 2014 18:52
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Kirk Johnson posted:Move into a smaller apartment if you can't afford the rent. If your after work existence is spent loving around on here and on Steam when you're not jerking off, what the gently caress do you need more than one bedroom for, peasant? van + wifi is cheaper and you can pay a lower monthly rate to own.
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Aug 18, 2014 18:54
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1gnoirents posted:I think if someone universally dislikes roommates its because they are those bad roommates if that makes you feel better about having roommates then good for you
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Aug 18, 2014 19:00
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There is no excuse for having roommates outside of your early 20's
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Aug 18, 2014 19:05
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To say it as they say in neoGBS "Lol if u dont own a suburban house".
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Aug 18, 2014 19:07
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Gaunab posted:if that makes you feel better about having roommates then good for you I thought you were being an rear end but in retrospect, I guess you're just being nice. Thanks for the good wishes 
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Aug 18, 2014 19:13
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I live on my own because of my terrible personal hygiene and personality it's pretty good
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Aug 18, 2014 19:14
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mookface posted:There is no excuse for having roommates outside of your early 20's
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Aug 18, 2014 19:32
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Do you non roommate havers know how to do the self heimlich maneuver?
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