I keep a bottle of cologne in my car

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I keep a bottle of cologne in my car

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I Pledge The Legence: Sep 18, 2009; Gleaming the Cube

the only cologne i own is "tiberius"

# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:31

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Amarcarts: Feb 21, 2007; This looks a lot like suffering.

Quickscope420dad posted:

I keep porn in my car so I can masturbate on the way to work. It's really efficient and saves time.

Co-Worker: "Man traffic was pretty awful this morning wasn't it?"
You (All sweaty and relaxed): "Not really."
Co-Worker: "Did you stop at Cinnabon? Because it looks like you got frosting all over your pants."

# ? Aug 18, 2014 18:41

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Amarcarts posted:

Co-Worker: "Man traffic was pretty awful this morning wasn't it?"
You (All sweaty and relaxed): "Not really."
Co-Worker: "Did you stop at Cinnabon? Because it looks like you got frosting all over your pants."

"No it's dried jizz thanks for asking though."

# ? Aug 18, 2014 19:25

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > I keep a bottle of cologne in my car

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