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Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

quote:

I have been chosen to produce a video for the Discovery Channel.
It's going to be part of a kissing documentary they are doing.

I am looking for a attractive woman between the ages of 21 - 29 to come by my studio today 8/17/2014 and be filmed kissing me. Filming will take 30 min to 1 hour.

The video is one in which many various kissing techniques and styles will be explored.

Please don't reply if you are shy with kissing a stranger.

Please be a good kisser as this will not work if you aren't good at kissing.

I will pay $25 plus dinner. Again keep in mind this will only take 30 min to 1 hour of your time, and you will be on TV nationwide once the documentary airs and you will be given a credit in it.

Serious inquires only.

Please email me asap, be sure to include a recent photo and a contact number that I can reach you ta today. Must be available to film at my studio in South Austin TODAY/TONIGHT only.

http://austin.craigslist.org/tlg/4623175486.html

So what do you say, ladies?

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Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

$25 plus dinner? How can anyone lose?!

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
I've tried this scam before.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
*tongues the veneers like a snake*

flickflickflapflickflickflipflicp

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
gently caress this prince valiant lookin nigga

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
it seems like anyone dumb enough to fall for this would also fall for a discovery channel special about deep dickin, so might as well go for the gusto

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
.......

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
the ol' kissing documentary trick

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

why not just get a prostitute?? seems kind of desperate...nobody is going to fall for this silly ruse.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

what happened with him and that goonette

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
Gas OP, ban thread

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i have to pee

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

Parallax Scroll posted:

what happened with him and that goonette

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
iirc the goonette's friend who had a last name for a first name and also a first name for a last name was certifiably insane but still found herself and romeo not to be a match

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Seems pretty legit to me

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

BeefThief posted:

why not just get a prostitute?? seems kind of desperate...nobody is going to fall for this silly ruse.

Romeo Rose cavorting with some haggard $25 prostitute sounds like the beginning of a Marilyn Manson video.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
loading up tips.fbi.gov tools

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

Wintermutant posted:

Romeo Rose cavorting with some haggard $25 stripper sound like the beginning of a Marilyn Manson video.

Current Marilyn Manson or 90s Manson?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
i think hed get more enquiries if he was in a larger urban area. in austin, if a chick (or dude not judging) wants to make out with a horse she can just drive for 15 minutes and have a real one.

Chuck Tanner
Nov 10, 2012

by Lowtax
just gently caress a fatty RR, gees

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Discovery channel...

Romeo Rose...

Honey Boo Boo in 15 years...

Ladies and gentlemen we have completed the reality TV show puzzle.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
what a coincidence, the discovery channel have asked me to make a documenerty on cunnilingus ladies

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Not Today Satan posted:

Current Marilyn Manson or 90s Manson?

nice name + av

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

darkwing cuck posted:

nice name + av

Why thank you!

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
I'm going to post the webcam pics of Faith before she ran for president again so the thread gets instagassed by spineless dorks who get off taunting a retarded horseman. One sec...

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
how did it go that time the goonette went to get raped by him on her birthday?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

jalopybrown posted:

what a coincidence, the discovery channel have asked me to make a documenerty on cunnilingus ladies

The Discovery Channel have asked me to make a documentary on kissing and cunnilingus or I will kill myself. The Discovery channel says if I can't find a woman who looks like Pamela Courson or maybe the remains of Pamela Courson before my birthday to cunnilingus for the documentary I will kill myself. Please only serious replies.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

jalopybrown posted:

what a coincidence, the discovery channel have asked me to make a documenerty on cunnilingus ladies

also it's a weird coincidence that I made a joke in goons.jpg about investigation discovery making a special on him, and then this thread pops up

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Spanish Manlove posted:

also it's a weird coincidence that I made a joke in goons.jpg about investigation discovery making a special on him, and then this thread pops up

Get him! Hes the discovery channel mole!

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Spanish Manlove posted:

also it's a weird coincidence that I made a joke in goons.jpg about investigation discovery making a special on him, and then this thread pops up

Hmmm. What do we really know about this OP guy anyway...

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

1gnoirents posted:

Hmmm. What do we really know about this OP guy anyway...

I'm Romeo's deep cover parachute account, but shhhh, don't tell Manlove.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
Shark week has really gone to poo poo

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Steadiman posted:

Horse week has really gone to poo poo

:colbert:

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
you'd think a guy whose parents named him Romeo Rose wouldn't have such a hard time with the ladies.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

you'd think a guy whose parents named him Romeo Rose wouldn't have such a hard time with the ladies.

There are a lot of jokes in this sentence.

Im too lazy.

Someone else do it.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

you'd think a guy whose parents named him Romeo Rose wouldn't have such a hard time with the ladies.

If your surname was rose women would probably drop sick burns on you like 'I don't want a little prick'

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

you'd think a guy whose parents named him Romeo Rose wouldn't have such a hard time with the ladies.

gently caress you, nerd! He totally slept with this hot babe.

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

His real name and the name he went by when he was on Judge Judy is Larry Busby.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Does she have a big rear end lump on her forehead?

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Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

jalopybrown posted:

what a coincidence, the discovery channel have asked me to make a documenerty on cunnilingus ladies

That's weird they just asked me to do one where 3 girls blow me at the same time. Sometimes one goes behind and licks my butt while I stand up just like in anime

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