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concerned mom posted:This is what I'm reading at the moment high five. You're the worst kind of concerned mom, you know that?
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is it true you can hold a gators/crocs mouth shut pretty easily? I feel like I could take one with a leather belt and a few beers
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Those things look p dangerous why haven't we gotten rid of them? e: We should kill them all, is what I'm saying. Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Aug 19, 2014 |
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Aug 19, 2014 14:53
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:Those things look p dangerous you tallking about moobs?
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Aug 19, 2014 15:17
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MOOBS! posted:is it true you can hold a gators/crocs mouth shut pretty easily? I feel like I could take one with a leather belt and a few beers They have strong jaw-closing muscles but weak jaw-opening muscles so yeah you can close their jaws shut with a rubber band or duct tape. But they can still thrash about and try to bodyslam you so they're still dangerous.
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Aug 19, 2014 15:18
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Crocs got dicks they just keep them hiding when they're not in use
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Aug 19, 2014 16:15
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GenericOverusedName posted:Crocs got dicks they just keep them hiding when they're not in use Very true. There are even folk whose job it is to collect crocodilian semen at zoos. They know how to get the fellow to extrude his crochood!
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Aug 19, 2014 16:23
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Pick posted:Very true. There are even folk whose job it is to collect crocodilian semen at zoos. They know how to get the fellow to extrude his crochood! You know when they get bit, they tell the hotties that they were wrestling the animal. They don't say what they were really up to.
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Aug 19, 2014 17:34
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why haven't we put lazers machine guns or body armor on crocodiles yet, bet they could break up riots, or won vietnam for us.
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Aug 19, 2014 17:41
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Pick posted:Very true. There are even folk whose job it is to collect crocodilian semen at zoos. They know how to get the fellow to extrude his crochood! I have a phd in croc bonors dontcareaboutname posted:why haven't we put lazers machine guns or body armor on crocodiles yet, bet they could break up riots, or won vietnam for us. p sure they already have body armor
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Aug 19, 2014 17:48
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Gharials: http://youtu.be/ygrfp-uoMKs Caimans: http://youtu.be/d4EUyI4Z22Y Crocodile/Alligator: http://youtu.be/kZwhNFOn4ik
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Aug 20, 2014 04:56
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someone post that planet earth vid of that crocodile getting harassed by a gang of delinquent otters, tia
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Aug 20, 2014 05:00
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In case anyone was wondering what happens if an alligator decides to eat a turtle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDl7M9ROXPw
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I have a phd in croc bonors PhD. with croc bonors. You were so close. 
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Aug 20, 2014 12:32
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Mustang posted:In case anyone was wondering what happens if an alligator decides to eat a turtle Yeah that was disturbing
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Suicide Sam E. posted:PhD. with croc bonors. You were so close. the truth: i'm a completely uneducated drop out. My understanding of crocodilian genitals is amateur at best. more of a lay enthusiast I guess
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Aug 20, 2014 18:30
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SniperWoreConverse posted:the truth: i'm a completely uneducated drop out. My understanding of crocodilian genitals is amateur at best. more of a lay enthusiast I guess so your the reason they have to put crocs into cages
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Aug 20, 2014 19:10
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can we start breeding some dogs till their off spring looks like a alligator so we can have trainable alligators.
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Aug 20, 2014 19:12
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Pick posted:Very true. There are even folk whose job it is to collect crocodilian semen at zoos. They know how to get the fellow to extrude his crochood! So it isn't just the shape of their jaw that makes them look like they are smiling.
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Aug 20, 2014 19:39
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dontcareaboutname posted:why haven't we put lazers machine guns or body armor on crocodiles yet, bet they could break up riots, or won vietnam for us. Crocodiles helped the Allies at the Battle of Ramree Island, no lasers required!
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don't hippos actually kill more people than the nile croc? i mean i guess you specified that the croc actually eats people but i thought hippos killed more people overall
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NecroMonster posted:don't hippos actually kill more people than the nile croc? i mean i guess you specified that the croc actually eats people but i thought hippos killed more people overall can we breed hippos with dobermans?
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Aug 20, 2014 20:05
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NecroMonster posted:don't hippos actually kill more people than the nile croc? i mean i guess you specified that the croc actually eats people but i thought hippos killed more people overall Hippos aren't predatory. Also no one is totally sure because most accounts aren't recorded.
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Aug 20, 2014 20:10
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Alligators and crocodiles have sensors in their feet and so are often used by seismologists as warning systems for earthquakes.
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Aug 20, 2014 20:10
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hippos are super territorial in the water and their big rear end teeth are sharp as gently caress and basically scissors the size of swords swordsors
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Aug 20, 2014 20:14
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id pet a crocodile they are pretty drat chill when well fed i would not get close enough to pet a hippo for anything they are huge agressive assholes
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Aug 20, 2014 20:17
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NecroMonster posted:id pet a crocodile they are pretty drat chill when well fed hippo might learn to be nice to you if you give it a watermelon pumpkin every time you go over to it. also cut its balls off.
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Aug 20, 2014 20:20
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Mustang posted:In case anyone was wondering what happens if an alligator decides to eat a turtle This video needs a nice, satisfied burp sound edited into the end.
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Aug 20, 2014 20:23
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Hey now this isn't the okcupid thread
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Aug 20, 2014 20:51
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NecroMonster posted:hippos are super territorial in the water and their big rear end teeth are sharp as gently caress and basically scissors the size of swords swordsors Hippo ivory is however surprisingly beautiful.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:the truth: i'm a completely uneducated drop out. My understanding of crocodilian genitals is amateur at best. more of a lay enthusiast I guess I was expecting someone to half-rear end some summa cum laude retread or whatever, and I get this? Maybe my day isn't a terrible pile of poo poo after all? Things are looking up!
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Aug 20, 2014 20:57
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The crocodile penis is safely tucked away when not in use. Snakes have hemipenes (two penises) but the crocodile has one. It's a robust one though!
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Aug 20, 2014 20:57
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Holy Grail.
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Pick posted:The crocodile penis is safely tucked away when not in use. Snakes have hemipenes (two penises) but the crocodile has one. It's a robust one though! pls tell me more im almost there
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Aug 20, 2014 21:58
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Is Gustave still alive?
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Aug 20, 2014 22:00
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concerned mom posted:Is Gustave still alive? Lil Gustavo? Probably. I cannot believe they made such a movie when the Nat Geo story was even better. I suppose to dodge copyright law. Hey, is it on Netflix? I need something to watch while the forums go down.
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Aug 20, 2014 22:03
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concerned mom posted:Is Gustave still alive? No confirmed sightings recently, but he might be.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhqUDRCzfO0 On second glance they don't look so tough
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