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Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
im good at sex (tm)

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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
plz don't hair shame, but i can easily shave it off and no the res tof me doesnt have as much hair thank u god bless

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Al Borland posted:

My arms feel tingly.

This poo poo happens during BJ's sometimes, down right annoying.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Cesar Cedeno posted:

This poo poo happens during BJ's sometimes, down right annoying.

that happens with my legs

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!
Man, we should start a support group for dudes who get blown and have limbs tingle.

Someday people will be uploading video to facebook of them dumping icewater on their boners in order to raise money for us.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
I wish a girl to love.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

1gnoirents posted:

that happens with my legs

same

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I'm as hot as my posting is terrible.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

1gnoirents posted:

that happens with my legs

My legs hurt.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I'm spoken for, but I don't think I'm GBS' type anyway. Being three dimensional and all

Good luck in your romantic endeavors, though, goons! Post the gory details.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I have a GBS girlfriend.

who's the lucky manlady

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

anyone want to rub my pus hump im willing to pay

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I like to take naps in the afternoon sometimes.
I enjoy the warm comfort of my computer screens reflecting against me.
I do not like outside noise that continues on for long periods of time as I find it annoying to my sanctuary that is inside my home.

Actually a nap does sound good right about now.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

a medical mystery posted:

anyone want to rub my pus hump im willing to pay

can we pop it?

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

Al Borland posted:

can we pop it?

only if u lick it better after :wink:

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Crow Jane posted:

I'm spoken for, but I don't think I'm GBS' type anyway. Being three dimensional and all

Good luck in your romantic endeavors, though, goons! Post the gory details.

that's too bad I know there's a lot of hot successful guys hoping to snare the elusive Crow Jane as she swoops out form the lady thread, with a tiny little rope

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ok goons



32-yr old indian male checking in!

i like long-distance running, team sports, and wrestling!

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
can we date but like have our own poo poo to do so i'm not your only focus besides your job you oval office gently caress you

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

scalded schlong posted:

ok goons



32-yr old indian male checking in!

i like long-distance running, team sports, and wrestling!

what kinda team sports we need a token indian for the bro group

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the sort of team sports that also include long-distance running and wrestling, if you get my drift ;)

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I will go out with any GBS ladies. I have to warn you though, I'm only 2 seasons into Star Trek Voyager, so you'll have to watch out for spoilers in any conversations.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
well lets just try a casual j/o session in my room of pinball machines and see where things go from there

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

Twitch posted:

I will go out with any GBS ladies. I have to warn you though, I'm only 2 seasons into Star Trek Voyager, so you'll have to watch out for spoilers in any conversations.

Captain Janeway is raped to death by Neelix in the series finale.

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Hey, here is me



Looking for a cute, adventurous girl goon. Perf a hottie who can lay some sick rear end posts and enjoys everything from anime to just driving around near the beach ..

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

big duck equals goose posted:

Hey, here is me



Looking for a cute, adventurous girl goon. Perf a hottie who can lay some sick rear end posts and enjoys everything from anime to just driving around near the beach ..

wish i was girl, you look like the supreme gentleman

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

big duck equals goose posted:

Hey, here is me



Looking for a cute, adventurous girl goon. Perf a hottie who can lay some sick rear end posts and enjoys everything from anime to just driving around near the beach ..

would cuck

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

big duck equals goose posted:

Hey, here is me



Looking for a cute, adventurous girl goon. Perf a hottie who can lay some sick rear end posts and enjoys everything from anime to just driving around near the beach ..

I don't know...something just seems a little too perfect about this guy...

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
that is a very handsome man, would

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
pm sent

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Hi I'm Costello Jello

- I have locally grown cherries in my fridge
- My nipples aren't hairy because I pluck them
- I am kind to my dog and never spray her with the water hose because she's a little wuss
- I bought a fake owl to stop birds from making GBS threads on my car, but I've been too lazy to put it up for almost a year

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
Looking for a special lady I can inject my egg sacks into ;)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm willing to share my butt experiments with the right goon. I might have a spot just for u in my buttlab:tutbutt:

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
I'm currently in a relationship with a woman I met on Craigslist I met last week. She is a bit overweight (curvy, some would say), but she overlooks the fact that I currently have a wife, and she is happy to schedule our meetings around my ability to think of convincing alibis and my wife's travel schedule.

We are looking for one or more curvy goonettes who are willing to join us for the occasional roleplay session. Must be familiar with d&d 4e ruleset.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





wet it up for me ladies

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

ScratchAndSniff posted:

I'm currently in a relationship with a woman I met on Craigslist I met last week. She is a bit overweight (curvy, some would say), but she overlooks the fact that I currently have a wife, and she is happy to schedule our meetings around my ability to think of convincing alibis and my wife's travel schedule.

Sexless marriage, fat mistress. Living the dream.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

i'll gently caress anything that moves

this is me

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

Puppy Galaxy posted:

i'll gently caress anything that moves

this is me


would

Guancho
Aug 23, 2010

You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

shameful lovely trigger discipline op

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
ugh somebody just c/p my posts from dat muff divin thread to this one

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big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

ilikedirt posted:

ugh somebody just c/p my posts from dat muff divin thread to this one

Ok

ilikedirt posted:

i'm gay and love to eat cum out of anyone butt

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