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XENA I LOVE YOU posted:and then yellowstone explodes because gently caress everything oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Man, it's weird to sit here in 2014, in America, poo poo posting on gibbis all day and still realize how fragile it all is. Earth could bitch-smack us back to the stone age so loving fast.
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lol russia
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Aug 19, 2014 03:12
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Fojar38 posted:lol russia http://english.pravda.ru/world/ussr/13-08-2014/128268-boeing_crash_ukraine-0/
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Aug 19, 2014 03:23
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Cesar Cedeno posted:I guess this could set up a somewhat plausible west coast dooms day scenario. Also don't forget to have Cascadia subduction zone buttfuck Seattle and nearby regions.
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Aug 19, 2014 03:26
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Egbert Souse posted:Sure is great to be on the east coast. guess where all those west coast evacuees gonna go
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Aug 19, 2014 03:34
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Pretty sure the east coast is destroyed on a yearly basis by hurricanes. The last major earthquake in sf tore down a bunch of lovely freeways which turned out to be a net gain.
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Aug 19, 2014 03:36
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its missing the fact that the pilot cackled and heiled hitler before gunning down the plane
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Aug 19, 2014 03:45
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Stoic Commie posted:guess where all those west coast evacuees gonna go They will be forced to travel on foot and probably give up somewhere around Oklahoma?
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Aug 19, 2014 18:17
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Egbert Souse posted:Sure is great to be on the east coast.  
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Aug 19, 2014 18:27
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can't they just make little girl looking hazmat costumes and make the animes dudes over there clean up disassemble fukushima? kill 2 birds 1 stone.
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Aug 19, 2014 18:29
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East coast plats, the only survivors.
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Aug 19, 2014 18:31
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Cesar Cedeno posted:They will be forced to travel on foot and probably give up somewhere around Oklahoma? I know when I think of Oklahoma I want to give up too.
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Aug 19, 2014 18:32
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TontoCorazon posted:I know when I think of Oklahoma I want to give up too. The ragged party had been traveling for weeks, as they neared the Oklahoma state line an unending landscape of prairie-grass stretched out as far as the eye could see. A storm was ravaging the land on the horizon, and the party gazed out at a tornado whipping across the plains. It should have been an awe inspiring sight, none of them had ever seen the awesome power of a tornado firsthand before. Instead it was the most depressing and desolate thing they had ever seen. Nothing on the horizon betrayed a sign of intelligent human life. Collectively they came to a grim realization, the radioactive, body-strewn rubble of San Francisco they had been forced to leave behind was still a more cultured land with far greater potential. The eerie sound of a tornado siren echoed in the distance as the wind whipped at their faces. A filthy pickup truck pulled alongside the group and a local hayseed and his wife yelled something at the them. They all ignored it. As the truck continued on its way down the road, they could see several Jesus themed bumper stickers and one large sign across the gun rack in the rear window "It's a Child Not A Choice!" The leader of this haggard party had an idea, he knew what must be done. He sullenly dug for the revolver in his backpack, finding it, he held it for a moment and looked into his wife's eyes. She nodded. He loaded five bullets, one for each of them. Reverse grapes-of-wrath fan-fiction.
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Aug 19, 2014 19:14
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california roll posted:that's what i heard from this guy do russians think the ocean is small or something cause iirc its pretty big and has a lot of water in it
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Fojar38 posted:its missing the fact that the pilot cackled and heiled hitler before gunning down the plane
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Aug 19, 2014 21:25
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a hole-y ghost posted:breaking news: Neutral Romanian flight expert reveals that Malaysian plane was shot down by stolen MiG, piloted by Polish ANd Ukrainian gay sex pilots, poo poo rear end, and rear end mans Hey now, Col. poo poo rear end is a hero of Romania, show some respect.
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Cesar Cedeno posted:east coast = has standing buildings coast Tell that to NYC Also while we have a risk of earthquakes that come alone every couple decades and a potential volcano or two the east coast gets yearly hurricanes and other poo poo they can count on loving things up every year.
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Aug 20, 2014 17:33
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i dunno man, i think it'd be really great to get a bunch of HANZO STEEL, anime boxed sets, and waifu pillows in one big region-destroying wave that I didn't have to pay import duties for i get to taste the local fresh sushi too
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Aug 20, 2014 17:45
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Soarer posted:Tell that to NYC
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Aug 20, 2014 17:51
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Hey California, we heard you needed water so we got you a radioactive saltwater tsunami, hth.
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Good, gently caress the west coast. people always talk about how insufferable the north is, or how bad the south is, or florida, but you know, gently caress people in california more than any of them
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west coast is great just because we got a ton of awesome navy boats and jets all over the place. Also no snow.
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Khanstant posted:Good, gently caress the west coast. people always talk about how insufferable the north is, or how bad the south is, or florida, but you know, gently caress people in california more than any of them Yeah ! Irrational hatred based upon random geographic location! (East Coast is better tho) dontcareaboutname posted:west coast is great just because we got a ton of awesome navy boats and jets all over the place. Also no snow. I'm trying to imagine a childhood without snow days....gently caress man, that should be illegal. God drat..no snow days. gently caress. just kill them now, life is not worth living any more. Fuckkkk.
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