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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
wow i don't know if you guys noticed, but these past two pages have been chock full of literal rape jokes. not cool

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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

say what you will about Fark, but at least Drew Curtis brewed a beer and is in the process of brewing a second. meanwhile the something awful beer never materialized

explain yourself lowtax

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Benedick Cuckold posted:

wow i don't know if you guys noticed, but these past two pages have been chock full of literal rape jokes. not cool

I didn't notice. That probably means we've hit peak rape joke and all subsequent rape jokes will register as mere white noise posting.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Benedick Cuckold posted:

wow i don't know if you guys noticed, but these past two pages have been chock full of literal rape jokes. not cool

I saw a lot of rape references but no jokes to be seen?

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Don Tacorleone posted:

I saw a lot of rape references but no jokes to be seen?

A fair point.

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

gently caress fark

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Meg From Family Guy posted:

Trixie Hardcore pretended to be a female on GBS 1.4, and it should be noted that he is a male.

No, not really. You don't seem very bright. Did you pick up a hooker you thought was a woman, because you seem to be overcompensating pretty hard?

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

fark exists still?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

lesbian baphomet posted:

fark exists still?

yes, almost as surprising as Something Awful still existing, really

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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I love that FARK & SA still exist. I think it's quaint & takes me back to a simpler time in my life.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Lowtax posted:

I have never once met a gorilla that told me it did not wanted to be raped.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

It's a lot less fun if anyone in this thread is actually up on current FARK events.


ok real talk, what's wrong with raping mute people

I mean literally having forced sexual congress with mute people


How could you know for sure that the primatologist didn't teach the gorilla that sign as a prank & the gorilla is actually asking for a cigarette?

Lowtax posted:

It depends what mute thing you rape. Like a wall would be okay. Maybe a gorilla too.

Pornographic Memory posted:

can i rape a muted tv or is that not kosher because it can be unmuted at any moment

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Maybe to be on the safe side we could set up a rule where goons can only have sex with inanimate objects. So like raping a wall is okay and raping a gorilla suit is okay but raping a gorilla or person in a gorilla suit is not okay.

i'm not going to quote all of them but i'm having a hard time seeing how these aren't jokes about rape. is it because they were actually kind of funny, as opposed to horrible and unpleasant?

MadMattH
Sep 8, 2011

Benedick Cuckold posted:

i'm not going to quote all of them but i'm having a hard time seeing how these aren't jokes about rape. is it because they were actually kind of funny, as opposed to horrible and unpleasant?

The best jokes are the ones that make the listener uncomfortable. Like Great Grape Ape Rape (forever more to be known as GGAR on the internet).

Edit: I think it should also be pointed out that even though the word rape was used, no actual cartoon apes were harmed in the wording of these posts. Lowtax is immune from your moral squabbles over such things.

MadMattH fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Aug 20, 2014

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


wasnt there some village in africa that had a gorilla shaved, chained up and used as a sex slave

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Sheng-ji Yang posted:

wasnt there some village in africa that had a gorilla shaved, chained up and used as a sex slave

I don't want to know about this. Please no one confirm it.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I don't want to know about this. Please no one confirm it.

totally a thing that happened (and probably not the only case, just the one that got discovered).

poo poo was pretty sad.

gently caress africa. asia, too. "hey we take any cool animal and murder the gently caress out of them to grind up their bones to make fake medicines for our tiny dicks LOLOLO"

Mr. Maggy
Aug 17, 2014
I can confirm that I don't want this confirmed as well.

MadMattH
Sep 8, 2011

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

wasnt there some village in africa that had a gorilla shaved, chained up and used as a sex slave
Probably.
Does it really seem so farfetched that it would actually happen? Humans are capable of far worse I am sure. At least they (presumably) didn't kill and eat it afterwards too.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009
Drew Curtis woke up from his beer once, saw that his site had like a 20 to 1 male to female ratio according to its own statistics, and thought he'd come up with a new way to try and reverse the site's decline to irrelevance

Sucrose fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Aug 20, 2014

harpomarxist
Oct 7, 2007

Useless twat opinions from everybody's favorite British coffee shop revolutionary!

Sucrose posted:

Drew Curtis woke up from his beer once, saw that his site had like a 20 to 1 male to female ratio according to its own statistics, and thought he'd come up with a new way to try and reverse the site's decline to irrelevance

Is that a problem? Quite a lot of sites out there could stand to do this.

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

harpomarxist posted:

Is that a problem? Quite a lot of sites out there could stand to do this.

suddenly internet people realize women have money, apparently. Didn't matter before.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Meh, so fark is now for the brave sirs who don't think women know what jokes are, and reddit is for all the 14 year old americans who OMG MY MOM IS SHUCH A BITHC AM I RITE GUIZ MRA! MRA!11! and I will continue to avoid them as usual and be happy that at least it keeps the little fuckers contained.

harpomarxist
Oct 7, 2007

Useless twat opinions from everybody's favorite British coffee shop revolutionary!

learnincurve posted:

Meh, so fark is now for the brave sirs who don't think women know what jokes are, and reddit is for all the 14 year old americans who OMG MY MOM IS SHUCH A BITHC AM I RITE GUIZ MRA! MRA!11! and I will continue to avoid them as usual and be happy that at least it keeps the little fuckers contained.

learnincurve, tell me your best misogynistic joke.

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
grew up on the internet, literally never heard of fark before this thread, but good on them

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
What's the difference between a Vacuum cleaner, a washing machine and the clitoris?

Trick question, there is no difference, a Englishman can't find any of them.

harpomarxist
Oct 7, 2007

Useless twat opinions from everybody's favorite British coffee shop revolutionary!

learnincurve posted:

What's the difference between a Vacuum cleaner, a washing machine and the clitoris?

Trick question, there is no difference, a Englishman can't find any of them.

Ah,


ok.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

harpomarxist posted:

learnincurve, tell me your best misogynistic joke.

ha ha, yueah i challenge you to a duel of teh jokes!

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum

First Bass posted:

grew up on the internet, literally never heard of fark before this thread, but good on them

go back to ebaumsworld.com

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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learnincurve posted:

What's the difference between a Vacuum cleaner, a washing machine and the clitoris?

Trick question, there is no difference, a Englishman can't find any of them.

idgi

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Ferid posted:

go back to ebaumsworld.com


Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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First Bass, how old are you? Feel free to give an approximate age if are trying to keep up the mystery of your online persona.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Old Jo Brand joke from the late 80s, not funny, but it pissed Jim Davidson off which was hilarious.

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

wasnt there some village in africa that had a gorilla shaved, chained up and used as a sex slave

yeah its ur mom

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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.lnk to the past posted:

yeah its ur mom

Dude we already established this was a true story that is super sad. Too soon.

raspy trashfucker
Jul 5, 2014
while not a joke per se, the thought of lucille ball getting raped is funny because she's such a skilled, legendary comedian

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


#Pants Up, Don't Rape

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

Don Tacorleone posted:

yes, almost as surprising as Something Awful still existing, really

Aaaaaaaah lol

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
poo poo, I'm not popular on the internet??? n...n no!!! Quick, I gotta get more popular on the internet!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

poo poo, I'm not popular on the internet??? n...n no!!! Quick, I gotta get more popular on the internet!

I see that chart and think 'good' every time because 90% of the people on the internet are loving idiots and I don't want to have anything to do with them.

Case in point: YouTube comments.

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Lowtax posted:

poo poo, I'm not popular on the internet??? n...n no!!! Quick, I gotta get more popular on the internet!

I'm sure I'm not the only goon who is disappointed in the lack of news aggregation and exposés on things only 90s kids understand on your so-called "web comedy website".

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