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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

You WON'T BELIEVE this one simple trick to drive up page views! Goons hate this!

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Everyone back to the meme mines. We need another tween murder scandal to drive up pageviews

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Everyone back to the meme mines. We need another tween murder scandal to drive up pageviews
Pageviews make the man

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
10 Surprising Things Your Body Is Doing Right Now
15 Foods to Avoid and 5 to Not Avoid
6 Crazy Things Implied in Disney Movies
8 Celebrities with Dark Secrets
You Won't Believe What Selena Gomez Is Doing
4 Crazy Foods with Dark Celebrity Secrets
You Won't Believe What Selena Gomez Is Eating
You Won't Believe Who Is Eating Selena Gomez

Hire me, Lowtax.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
What is Poop? The shocking truth

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Lowtax posted:

Pageviews make the man

*adjusts wifi-enabled pageview ticker*
"You know, sometimes I can't hear myself think over all the unique clicks I get on this bad boy. I'd love to be in your shoes, Lowtax. Must be really tranquil."


Germstore posted:

10 Surprising Things Your Body Is Doing Right Now
15 Foods to Avoid and 5 to Not Avoid
6 Crazy Things Implied in Disney Movies
8 Celebrities with Dark Secrets
You Won't Believe What Selena Gomez Is Doing
4 Crazy Foods with Dark Celebrity Secrets
You Won't Believe What Selena Gomez Is Eating
You Won't Believe Who Is Eating Selena Gomez

Hire me, Lowtax.

Hire me too, Lowtax. I run an aggregate blog that just reblogs anything this guy posts with twice the advertisements.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
stop posting about my shaved sex gorilla

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
hmm yes i know what will be fruitful and not at all retarded, a discussion of women on the internet and misogyny, on the Something Awful forums

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
tell us more about balanced discussions of women mr oval office raja

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Whoever let goons in on the existence of women surely did not know the chaos they would unleash.

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Trixie Hardcore posted:

First Bass, how old are you? Feel free to give an approximate age if are trying to keep up the mystery of your online persona.

~20

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


run pwn_sa_n00bz.exe +First_Bass +age20
*tracking posts*
*cross-referencing relative subjects*
*highlighting semantic relationships*
*analyzing language*
*searching external webpages*
*found all social media*
*pinpointing home address, work location, school history*
*calling cellphone*
"u a fag!"
*shutting down conn*

Riotgrrill
Sep 3, 2004

1999-2004 - Fark vs SA wars
2001 - Wil Wheaton outs himself as a fark user, the internet goes mild
2005-2014 - Websites fade into obscurity
2014 - Wil Wheaton outs himself as a reddit user, the internet goes mild

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

wasnt there some village in africa that had a gorilla shaved, chained up and used as a sex slave

I think it died of ebola by now

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