Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Not me. I bet if I did he'd be fat as hell, though. How about you guys?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Yeah I have a friend named Jiminy, he's fat as hell.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
O poo poo I'm thinkin of this guy!!



e

Joust posted:

Yeah I have a friend named Jiminy, he's fat as hell.

lol

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
My uncle's best friend is named Jimmy. He has a tattoo of a dachshund on his arm that says "RIP *whatever the dogs name was*" He's a pretty chill dude.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I am Toni Lippi posted:

My uncle's best friend is named Jimmy. He has a tattoo of a dachshund on his arm that says "RIP *whatever the dogs name was*" He's a pretty chill dude.

He sounds like a fat guy.

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
Yes, he was a cricket in a tophat & tux.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


I work with a guy named Jimmy who has to be at least 400 lbs

Meow Cadet
May 2, 2007


friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me
The Jimmy I used to know was a gay ballet dancer. He must of been the exception to the rule.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?
Jimmy or JIMINY

inkmoth
Apr 25, 2014


I knew a Jimmy once, he was actually very skinny.


This is mostly surprising as he played an ungodly amount of World of Warcraft.

Afro Doug
Aug 10, 2007

jimmy cricket. he taoght me to wisch upon a star... i love him so monch.

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
i was a jimmy once, then i moved out of my parent's house

im fat

e: just realized people have been typing Jiminy. i'm not fat ignore previous comment

the Gaffe fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Aug 19, 2014

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
If I had a friend named Jim, I'd probably call him Jiminy once or twice to get on his nerves

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

JIMINY

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

grown rear end men that go by Jimmy or Johnny or Timmy or Tommy, theyve got something to hide

rainy day
Jul 20, 2009

by Ralp
no but there was a retarded kid in my elementary school named Bubba

All-Beef Patricide
Dec 9, 2003
I met a Chinese dude named jiminy. Real smart but I suspect his real name was something straight out of dynasty warriors. Never met a true jiminy though. Well that's my story

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

rainy day posted:

no but there was a retarded kid in my elementary school named Bubba

lol

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

rainy day posted:

no but there was a retarded kid in my elementary school named Bubba

The one at mine was named Craig. Craig seems like a good name for a retarded kid

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Glasgow Kiss
Dec 12, 2007

Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.
tylers always turn out to be weird in my case.

  • Locked thread