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for 500k i want a blowjob from the man
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ok that's it, i'm done being an atheist. this poo poo has been ruined beyond all hope of reclamation. could someone help me out real quick and tell me which religion is the true one so i can just convert to it and get on with my loving life?
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:14 |
scientology
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:14 |
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islam
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:16 |
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try agnosticism. only downside is that you have to walk around with a perpetual shrug, which is like being a jew without the dietary restrictions
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:16 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:ok that's it, i'm done being an atheist. this poo poo has been ruined beyond all hope of reclamation. Buddhism. I will fight any of you fuckers that picks a different religion.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:16 |
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discordianism
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:17 |
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yazidi. hail fabulous peacock satan.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:17 |
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tranime scholar posted:scientology THS posted:islam wtf. which one of is you is joking? or are you both joking? come on guys this isn't that hard, it's just a simple question. i was hoping you could save me the trouble of googling it but i guess not
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:18 |
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Pretty sure Scientology is way more expensive than Dawkinism.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:18 |
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Tweet Me Balls posted:like being a jew without the dietary restrictions im not seeing the problem here
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:19 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Buddhism. I will fight any of you fuckers that picks a different religion. you know what we do to buddhas we meet on the road 'round here? *cracks knuckles*
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:19 |
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whenever i read any of these i assume it HAS to be a parody account, this can't actually be a respected genetic biologist, but then i notice the blue checkmark...
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:19 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Buddhism. I will fight any of you fuckers that picks a different religion. i just looked this up and it appears to just be another form of atheism except where you shave your head and wear ugly clothes. and i already do one of those things
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Benedick Cuckold posted:i just looked this up and it appears to just be another form of atheism except where you shave your head and wear ugly clothes. and i already do one of those things yeah but it also grants you the ability to be the human torch irl
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:20 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:i just looked this up and it appears to just be another form of atheism except where you shave your head and wear ugly clothes. and i already do one of those things That's only for the monks though. If you are planning on being a monk I suggest Catholicism because I've seen quite a few short films on the subject & it appears they get a lot of slutty nun action.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:29 |
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a lot of buddhist monks spend their time off getting gently caress wasted, chasing hooers, and going about the place armed and carrying out feuds with other monks.
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no lie, farming and carrying buckets seems like a pretty chill life
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:37 |
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for a donation of only 2.5 million a year i will let you eat a whopper value meal at burger king with me (ur buying)
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:44 |
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Tantric yoga is pretty cool
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 03:49 |
Eh, I signed up for a month a while back and it was actually pretty good all things considered
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:00 |
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Khanstant posted:Eh, I signed up for a month a while back and it was actually pretty good all things considered what did you buy from the richard dawkins store
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:07 |
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Khanstant posted:Eh, I signed up for a month a while back and it was actually pretty good all things considered grats on getting swindled
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:08 |
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:10 |
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I haven't paid much attention to Dawkins lately, but back when he was writing more about biology and evolution I read a lot of his books. Reading the Selfish Gene at the end of high school inspired me to become a biologist. It's pretty annoying how every single person ever likes to blast it because of the word 'Selfish' when they know absolutely nothing about genetics nor truly understand what he's talking about. That cult of personality stuff is pretty whack though if true. Though I loled at how the article chose the most evil emperor palpatine looking photo of him.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:12 |
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:13 |
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like did they actually call him that? or is he just a crazy idiot? either way, lol
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:14 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Buddhism. I will fight any of you fuckers that picks a different religion. lol i you think u understand anythig about Buddhism
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:21 |
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Kombotron posted:lol i you think u understand anythig about Buddhism lol if u understand anything about not being an unironic racist evil gently caress
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:26 |
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Hail Dick Dawk
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:27 |
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Kombotron posted:lol i you think u understand anythig about Buddhism Do you?
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:27 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:ok that's it, i'm done being an atheist. this poo poo has been ruined beyond all hope of reclamation. militant solipsism
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:28 |
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You know in the Lord of the Rings, where Gandalf says that Sauron couldn't imagine that they would want to get rid of a Dark Lord without replacing him? It is kind of like that. Most of the people who are in the Richard Dawkins/new atheist personality cult were people raised in religious, authoritarian environments and they can't imagine getting rid of one hierarchy without replacing it with another. They really do want some source of authority to tell them what their comfortable, static reality is and they can't imagine not having that.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:29 |
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glowing-fish posted:You know in the Lord of the Rings, where Gandalf says that Sauron couldn't imagine that they would want to get rid of a Dark Lord without replacing him? ppl dont like the explanation that there are no good answers and clinging hard to any metaphysics is dumb as poo poo. its too woolly and vulnerable, regardless if its true
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:31 |
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glowing-fish posted:You know in the Lord of the Rings, where Gandalf says that Sauron couldn't imagine that they would want to get rid of a Dark Lord without replacing him? This a thousand times. And if it wasn't atheism it would be faith in government to make things tidy and right.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:33 |
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Benedick Cuckold posted:ok that's it, i'm done being an atheist. this poo poo has been ruined beyond all hope of reclamation. Just start considering yourself a non-spiritual person and break from organized atheism.
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:35 |
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Kombotron posted:lol i you think u understand anythig about Buddhism I AM THE SERENEST!
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# ? Aug 19, 2014 04:37 |
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THS posted:ppl dont like the explanation that there are no good answers and clinging hard to any metaphysics is dumb as poo poo. its too woolly and vulnerable, regardless if its true What is especially ironic is that a lot of what atheist thinkers from 1850 to 1950 were about was not attacking the idea of God, or even trying to prove that religion had done historically bad things, was to try to tell people that you couldn't just find a truth and then camp on it like a fat man in his recliner watching college football. When Nietzsche said "God is Dead", he was only incidentally talking about "God". Most atheists don't really read Nietzsche though, other than for some out-of-context quotes, and I don't think the "new Atheists" have any idea of who Jean-Paul Sartre was and what existentialism is. Existentialism is closer to religion than it is to science, after all, because it says we have to base our understanding of the world on our own, subjective experiences, and not on any type of "objective" metaphysics, including empiricism.
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Dick Dawk
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Rdawk is a secret fundie plant designed to make atheists act like idiots and spur the growth of religious belief by putting theists on the defensive against rear end in a top hat nonbeleibers
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