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qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

in like 10 years or so when 3d printers are more common i'm gonna write and release a virus that just prints out crudely rendered dongs, all with slight procedurally generated differences

isn't that basically just humanity

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qntm
Jun 17, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

jfc. what other jobs can we think of where 1.75 seconds makes enough of a difference that your job could depend on it? firefighter? trauma surgeon? medevac pilot?

train driver

but this is the capstone on that horror story though, the "are you paying attention" prompt elevates the whole thing from a horrible job to literal psychological torture

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

plus therely be fees which the state can skim from and use to fund other things because prisons are a business

here's my idea

decriminalise marijuana, start licensing growers and distributors, either quietly keep tabs on consumers or require the distributors to do the same. one way or another, build an extensive list of known people

then recriminalise marijuana and immediately go around knocking on each of those doors with a sniffer dog, because no way more than 40% of them actually quit

instantly double the prison population

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