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Dean Ambrose is in the process of stealing my girlfriend and I'm kinda jealous of her, so yeah, he's something special.
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Aug 19, 2014 07:05
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My god I love Ambrose. I hope we get weeks of Dean sending Seth unmarked video tapes of himself doing pushups and breaking cinderblocks with his forehead.
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Gonz posted:Dean is itching to return to one of his many subterranean lairs in the southwest, and convalesce with a group of wild dogs and poisonous insects. Poisonous wild insect dogs, all trained to attack Seth Rollins on sight or scent.
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Aug 19, 2014 07:17
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Aurain posted:Poisonous wild insect dogs, all trained to attack Seth Rollins on sight or scent. Also on 6th sense detection because Dean Ambrose won't tolerate his poisonous wild insect dogs not also being psychic. They can taste your dreams while you sleep 
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Aug 19, 2014 07:19
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Aurain posted:Poisonous wild insect dogs, all trained to attack Seth Rollins on sight or scent. Dean Ambrose: overmind of the zergling swarm.
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Pariah Rex posted:Other than that first segment with the Bella's that was a pretty good RAW all around. Also I said it when he first turned and I'll say it again. WWE has a terrible habit of making the heels awesome and well rounded characters and the faces lame one dimensional dorks so It's cool to see Seth Rollins as a heel that you actually want to route against. http://www.hatchetgear.com/t-shirt-jcw-jwo-black
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Aug 19, 2014 07:39
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In a dive bar somewhere in Tijuana, Sneaky Pete's phone vibrated. Groaning from the pain of his most recent hangover he picked it up, answered, nodded curtly and flipped the phone. Waking a passed out Diamond Joe Biden, he grabbed his coat, tipped the barman, and prepared to leave. It was time to call Fat Tony.
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Aug 19, 2014 07:40
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They're screwing everything else up but Ambrose's writing is like, perfect.
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Aug 19, 2014 07:45
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I half expect that if I went across town to the Strip I'd find Dean Ambrose there, staggering around like the ECW Zombie.
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Cabbit posted:I half expect that if I went across town to the Strip I'd find Dean Ambrose there, staggering around like the ECW Zombie. He'd probably be at Fifth Avenue, Double Down or Atomic.
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Aug 19, 2014 08:10
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He'd be in one of those shithole casinoes in Reno that the Griswalds went to in Vegas vacation, running the "guess which hand" game.
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I think after this week they're starting to pick up on just how organically over Dean is. He's wild and entertaining in a way that no one else on the roster is right now. Also, is the video up from him interrupting Seth's interview yet? Lots of things amuse me but that flat-out cracked me up.
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Aug 19, 2014 08:18
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Haha, this is absolutely perfect. It would tie right in to my idea of Dean going undercover too! There's a lot of cool directions they could go from here that aren't my dumb ideas too, and they haven't screwed up the Ambrose/Rollins program yet, so I'm looking forward to see what they come up with. I also love that Ambrose is just his NXT character turned up to 11. Can't wait for him to pop his shoulder back into place in the middle of a match, they've been teasing me with that taped up shoulder of his for about a month now.
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Show was really strong. Main event was amazing and, since the Dean Ambrose appreciation levels seem about accurate, I'd like to echo that Seth Rollins is doing some really effective heel work. It's kind of hard to do that while also being great in the ring (since crowds inherently love that nowadays) but he's pulling it off. My only complaint is that beating a champion in a non-title match to set up a title match is the laziest booking in the world, and we got 3 of them tonight. I didn't mind it with Miz/Ziggler, was annoyed with Natalya/Paige (assuming this becomes a match), and doing it with the Usos/Dusts was idiotic considering how many other options and teams you could utilize to set that up. WWE has actually been getting out of some of their bad habits lately but they can't seem to shake that one.
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Shine posted:Dean Ambrose is in the process of stealing my girlfriend and I'm kinda jealous of her, so yeah, he's something special. I loved Roddy Piper, I loved Jake Roberts, I loved Mick Foley, and I love Dean Ambrose.
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I am totally convinced that Ambrose is the new Stone Cold, he's just Stone Cold right before he got huge. "I ain't through with ya,
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Aug 19, 2014 10:25
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Dean Ambrose told me to have fun while watching wrestling and now he's dead. How can I have fun watching wrestling when two murderers are roaming in the WWE!
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Aug 19, 2014 10:38
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Dean Ambrose is completely unpredictable, but you can predict that he will bring back your smile. My smile left wrestling when Bryan got hurt, and I was only able to manage a pathetic smirk upon seeing Stardust. Thank you Dean Ambrose, wrestling is lots of fun again.
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DeathChicken posted:I am totally convinced that Ambrose is the new Stone Cold, he's just Stone Cold right before he got huge. "I ain't through with ya, How quickly people forget CM Punk and the years of slow burn teasing at a CM Punk-Stone Cold match because he was the anti-authority foil to Cena's Rock.
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Spikeguy posted:I'm surprised that I'm a year younger than the man. It's getting to where the young talent will actually be younger than me. Ricardo Rodriguez was born the same year we were. And if I recall Paige is even younger. Dude, we're already there. We're old as gently caress. I thought this was all an angle to get him off tv to film his movie. What does this imply? That Dean Ambrose is secretly hiding from WWE Officials like they're the law? He's riding in the back of people's trucks without them knowing about it, trying not to be seen, snaking his way to some secret hideout where Kane will never find him? Skunkrocker fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Aug 19, 2014 |
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Skunkrocker posted:Ricardo Rodriguez was born the same year we were. And if I recall Paige is even younger. I'm a year older than Ambrose and Reigns, and two years older than Rollins. Eight years older than Paige. But pretty soon we'll have the technology to upload ourselves to the cloud, so none of this will matter. Maybe that will help Rey with his knees, too.
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Skunkrocker posted:I thought this was all an angle to get him off tv to film his movie. What does this imply? That Dean Ambrose is secretly hiding from WWE Officials like they're the law? He's riding in the back of people's trucks without them knowing about it, trying not to be seen, snaking his way to some secret hideout where Kane will never find him? Kane tracks down Ambrose inside a giant water pipe, pulls a gun on him. Ambrose: I DIDN'T KILL THAT GUY'S WIFE! Kane: I don't ca... wait, what?
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Skunkrocker posted:I thought this was all an angle to get him off tv to film his movie. What does this imply? That Dean Ambrose is secretly hiding from WWE Officials like they're the law? He's riding in the back of people's trucks without them knowing about it, trying not to be seen, snaking his way to some secret hideout where Kane will never find him? Great, now I have images of Solid Ambrose sneaking around arenas inside cardboard boxes for Operation Intrude Honda Center to take down Rollins Gear.
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I imagine it means he's still off T.V., but is wandering in the wilderness or at various crazy person safehouses while he nurses his wounds. Those hospitals will kill ya, ya know! I certainly hope he's off shooting that movie now though, they aren't going to do a better angle to write him off T.V., and in fact I can't even recall a time when someone was kayfabe'd out the door for awhile for any reason that was as good as Ambrose got on tonight's Raw.
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Kane: Am I dead too? That's never been established. - Show me where it hurts, Dean. 
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Aurain posted:Poisonous wild insect dogs, all trained to attack Seth Rollins on sight or scent. Dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
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Missed Raw yesterday and I am only catching it now and WOW, such a demand for Ryback and such a pop when he comes in. I was so stoked for the guy. e; we see Ryback for like one minute then rvd wins, gently caress this match man. e2: The Dust Bros got a jobber entrance and then were in the heel corner. That felt so weird to watch. Another Person fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Aug 19, 2014 |
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Amy Renee posted:Great, now I have images of Solid Ambrose sneaking around arenas inside cardboard boxes for Operation Intrude Honda Center to take down Rollins Gear. Ambrose: You're not in pain are you? Reigns: Huh? Ambrose: You feel okay? Nothin' bothering you? Reigns: What's wrong? Getting all friendly all of a sudden. Ambrose: Oh, nothing. I'm glad you're okay. Reigns: You're strange... Ambrose: I'm a little nervous. Everybody else going after the WWE Title suddenly dies. Now I'm just imagining WWE wrestlers as MGS characters. Skunkrocker fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Aug 19, 2014 |
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Another Person posted:Missed Raw yesterday and I am only catching it now and WOW, such a demand for Ryback and such a pop when he comes in. I was so stoked for the guy. Ryback does rule but he is from Vegas so he got the hometown pop. I'm more concerned that the Wyatts have become joke jobbers, unable to beat the Usos and then getting squashed by two guys who haven't been on TV in 6 months.
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Yeah, the big rear end team coming back and immediately beating two well established monsters is quite annoying. They are actively destroying any momentum that the Wyatt's have.
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So lets see what Edge and Christian have been up to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EndNYdkxh6Q But wait, there is more! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVHf9RZwZz8 I love Edge and Christian.
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Another Person posted:PolishPrincess1980 From what I understand, its Beth Phoenix's youtube account.
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Yeah, I figured, I just found it funny. e; did they just job Rusev to Mark Henry? What. Why? They made Rusev look like a total clown. That dude has been around forever and is not going anywhere now except maybe retirement sooner or later.
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Skunkrocker posted:I thought this was all an angle to get him off tv to film his movie. What does this imply? That Dean Ambrose is secretly hiding from WWE Officials like they're the law? He's riding in the back of people's trucks without them knowing about it, trying not to be seen, snaking his way to some secret hideout where Kane will never find him? Visions of Dean escaping from the hospital, running down some back alley, turning a corner…and there’s Peter Capaldi outside a blue police box. gently caress WWE Studios – give me those two kicking rear end across time and space until Rollins goes to cash in the briefcase and Ambrose just reappears out of thin air.
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