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i am he

i want to kill those mustache wearing, ipa drinking, bike riding idiots. ii hate hipsters.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:48

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:43

pig slut lisa: irl is good

oh my god yeh

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:48

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

reported to the FBI

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:49

pig slut lisa: irl is good

skiiny jeans? really? hello!?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:49

Dexters Secret

i want to murder all sorts of people for being different

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:49

i am he

"im gay, LMFAO" - hipster with an ironic moustache that looks like shrimp antanneae

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:49

Diqnol

Oh ya? I'm drinking a blue moon right now and I've been wearing this flannel for two days to be ironic. There's nothing you can do to stop me.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:49

pig slut lisa: irl is good

get a job you trust fund kids. oh you live in the city and buy vinyl? hey, guess what, some of us VOTE.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:49

WhenInRome

*plays portlandia at u*

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:50

Diqnol

Oh, you don't like my two dollar shoes? Well guess what, I tell people I sleep in them. I wear them to concerts and listen to music on my ipod the whole time.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Hey op, I'm a hipster. What are ya gonna do about it?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:51

Diqnol

I live in a cardboard box you little bitch and it's got me rolling in puss.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:51

bacalou

someone called me a hipster for liking the sega genesis once

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:52

Dexters Secret

bacalou posted:

someone called me a hipster for liking the sega genesis once

sonic the hedgehog is the ultimate hipster

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:52

pig slut lisa: irl is good

i joked about "before it was cool" before it was cool

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:53

i am he

hipsters

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:53

i am he

fuckin hipsters

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:54

i am he

im the guy on the lfet i hate hipsters

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:55

pig slut lisa: irl is good

hipsters? ha! who needs em. this fixie-only bike shop will support itself.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

an actual photo of me in my natural environment.

suck on it

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:55

Diqnol

mfw I see another hipster in my zone

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:55

i am he

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

an actual photo of me in my natural environment.

suck on it

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:56

Diqnol

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

an actual photo of me in my natural environment.

suck on it

Xbox. That's classic hipster, props to you my man.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:56

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Xbox. That's classic hipster, props to you my man.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:57

pig slut lisa: irl is good

madison barked at a guy with a pipe on our afternoon walk today and i petted her head and said "good girl"

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:57

the unabonger

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

an actual photo of me in my natural environment.

suck on it

wow dude, just... wow

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:57

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

I want to kill all hipsters.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 05:58

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

i am he posted:

im the guy on the lfet i hate hipsters

How do you really feel?

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I will fight you all and I will win. also, I own a gun

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:04

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I will fight you all and I will win. also, I own a gun

I will shoot you before you get it then.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:04

Dexters Secret

hipsters don't own guns, they're too mainstream.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:05

gingerberger: Gotta love my Squirtle Swag

Dexters Secret posted:

hipsters don't own guns, they're too mainstream.

No they do, but it's like an 17th century blunderbuss or some poo poo. But they had it before it was cool.

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:06

i am he

all the htings hipsters do drive me up the wall. not liking things that are popular, not liking bands once they hit it big, wearing facial hair, flannel shirts, kurt cobain, greasy hair, indie music. all these things that are classic hipster they make me crazy.

i am he fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Aug 19, 2014

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:08

ron color

john your 'one of the good ones'

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:11

Stormyish

how does godspeed have time to be a hipster, a dad and a yobber all at the same time

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:15

ron color

venn diagram

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:17

i am he

hipster: i like oregon and volkswagen minibuses and brewing my own beer.
me: i hate you and im going to kill yuo!
hispter: i was going to kill me before it was cool :smug:

me: you're just like a real hipster arghhhhh

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:19

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

someone said that I must be a "gay fag" for liking the musical stylings of Florence and her machine

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:21

bacalou

i am he posted:

hipster: i like oregon and volkswagen minibuses and brewing my own beer.
me: i hate you and im going to kill yuo!
hispter: i was going to kill me before it was cool
me: you're just like a real hipster arghhhhh

woah i am he oregon is alright dude it's portland

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:24

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bacalou

also my grandfather drove a vw van so :colbert:

# ? Aug 19, 2014 06:25

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