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killaer
Aug 4, 2007
I don't really know what Psycho-Somatic means, but it was in that awesome song "Frontier Psychologist"

Anyway, let's talk business. For example, the tubgirl girl. Or the goatse man. Or the lemonparty guys.

Why? This is what I ask. Was it for the dubious promise of fame? The sickening schadenfreude of having all of humanity exposed to your stretched out, cavernous anal cavity that looks like a severely infested ringworm? And let's talk about that wedding ring - how could a man betrothed to a lover fall so low as to expose his internal anus to the internet? Did his wife ever find out? Was he cucked? Was there an imbalance in the relationship that pushed an otherwise sane man to the limits?

Or is the answer simpler? Perhaps it's a juvenile urge that lives within us all - the urge to moon a friend and expose a severely hairy gooch or to show someone the goat.



What about his every-day psyche? This man has become a phenomenon in the minds of many. Yet his face remains a mystery. What does he do when he goes to the starbucks to order a latte from a cute barista. Is he able to hold on to the thin veneer of sociality that keeps him tethered to the rest of humanity as not an anus, or does he give the barista a quick, barely noticable quiver of the eyebrow that somehow suggests "yes, that is my inflamed anus you saw. i am it, as it is me. look into my eyes, for i beckon you into my twisted underworld"

Or is it just a weird turkish guy who jerks off on cams?

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
he wanted to show off that kickin rad ring

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
actually he's pretty well known I think

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


:nws:http://www.imagefap.com/profile/KirkJ

thats his porno page, his name is kirk johnson

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
What goes on through this man's head? Is he sane? I guess I'm kind of jealous because he has a vibrantly active pornpage and I don't...

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
he likes to pull his rear end open like lots of people like to shove stuff in their rear end. doesn't seem that strange to me, but I can understand if you preferred the mystique

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
I just never got into the 'butt stuff' - - I dunno, never seemed all that essential to me. But I guess it unlocks a new level in life so to speak. Everyone tells me "YEAH I hosed HER IN THE rear end" and I don't really get it tbh but its time to get with the program?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


he said :feelsgood:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Post the in depth article about ol goatman. It's a good read

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
He wanted to show everyone his butthole and then 15 years later you made a thread about it.

killaer
Aug 4, 2007

SaltLick posted:

Post the in depth article about ol goatman. It's a good read

Wanna read that article

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

killaer posted:

I just never got into the 'butt stuff' - - I dunno, never seemed all that essential to me. But I guess it unlocks a new level in life so to speak. Everyone tells me "YEAH I hosed HER IN THE rear end" and I don't really get it tbh but its time to get with the program?

just buy a latex dildo and some lube off amazon we all know that's where your loving questions will lead you anyway

rootphreak
May 16, 2008

HO HO HO
SPREAD EM FOR SANTA
http://gawker.com/finding-goatse-the-mystery-man-behind-the-most-disturb-5899787

forever goatse

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
people still have butts? lame

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

a psychosomatic illness feels like a physical condition but is actually purely psychological and is thusly tautological when referring to psychology

as in, "doctor, my butt really hurts" "well these xrays and tests show nothing is physically wrong with you are butt, it must be psychosomatic"

hope this helps

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smokyprogg
Apr 9, 2008

BROKEN DOWN!
MISSION FAILED

im pooping! posted:

:nws:http://www.imagefap.com/profile/KirkJ

thats his porno page, his name is kirk johnson

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