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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Let's not taunt a group of six thieves. Honesty has worked well so far, so let's talk about unfinished business.

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dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost

quote:

The toothless old man mutters at you. He tells you that this ale cellar is a dangerous place and to "Beware the hag". Having given his warning, he shuffles fearfully away.

:derp: HAG ALERT :derp:

Anyway ask about your unfinished business.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
Let's talk business.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
We have unfinished business.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
"The hag kills at dawn" is thieves cant for unfinished businesses. :eng101:

RefinedUndefined
Jan 1, 2013

Just burn everything, that'll solve your problems.
We have unfinished business.

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Section 280 posted:


Will you:

Ask them the way to the Thieves' Guild? Turn to Section 145.

Say you need help with some unfinished business? Turn to Section 246.

Boldly retort that their threats don't scare you? Turn to Section 167.



Section 246 posted:


They appear interested and offer you some ale. You accept a mug but do not drink.

You suggest that in helping you, they might gain a great deal. They agree to meet you and tell you to come to the Thieves' Guild at mid-day tomorrow, via the disguised coal-hole in Hornbeam Road. You begin to chat with them.


Turn to Section 169.



Section 169 posted:


Two newcomers enter the Red Dragon ale cellar.

The first is a very tall, wiry man whose frame is draped in a black cloak. The only hint of colour is his hair, very curly and dyed bright corn-yellow.

The second is a handsome young woman dressed in a bizarre patch-work of armour.

The barman mutters under his breath, then forces his face into a smile. "Tytchev, Cassandra, welcome!" he shouts obsequiously.

The thieves move away from you to sit at another table.

Tyutchev strolls to the bar and orders a drink. Cassandra sits opposite you, at your table. She ignores you and Tyutchev joins her.


Will you:

Say nothing? Turn to Section 2.

Get up and leave the ale cellar? Turn to Section 363.

Introduce yourself? Turn to Section 374.



Character Sheet posted:


Name = Hero Main Character
Skill = 8/10 + 1 (Ring of Skill)
Stamina = 6/20
Luck = 10/10


Inventory

Sword
Leather armour
Shield
Provisions x 9
Potion of Fortune x 2 doses
Torches x 5
Flint and tinder
Talisman of Death
17 Gold Pieces :siren:
1 Golden Apple (+4 Stamina, can be eaten during a combat)
Spare sword
Ruby
Ring of Skill (+1 Skill)
Jade rose

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Exit stage left.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Well hellooooo lady, it seems you come here often!

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
Time to bounce.

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009

Talk to the pretty probably-not-a-hag.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
Leave

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Women in this city haven't exactly done our hero well. Leave before it's too late.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Introduce yourself!

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
Say hello to the plot.

Dav
Nov 6, 2009
Listen quietly.

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Section 169 posted:


Will you:

Say nothing? Turn to Section 2.

Get up and leave the ale cellar? Turn to Section 363.


Introduce yourself? Turn to Section 374.



Section 374 posted:


Tyutchev says, "You are a newcomer - what brings you to the Red Dragon?"

Cassandra takes a dagger from her boot and starts to toss it end over end, catching it each time by the tip. As you consider your answer, she tosses it again but does not catch it. It buries itself in the table, a millimetre from your hand.


Will you:

Say that you wish to meet some thieves? Turn to Section 340.

Say you came in for a drink? Turn to Section 386.

Tell Tyutchev to mind his own business? Turn to Section 397.



Character Sheet posted:


Name = Hero Main Character
Skill = 8/10 + 1 (Ring of Skill)
Stamina = 6/20
Luck = 10/10


Inventory

Sword
Leather armour
Shield
Provisions x 9
Potion of Fortune x 2 doses
Torches x 5
Flint and tinder
Talisman of Death
17 Gold Pieces :siren:
1 Golden Apple (+4 Stamina, can be eaten during a combat)
Spare sword
Ruby
Ring of Skill (+1 Skill)
Jade rose

dscruffy1
Nov 22, 2007

Look out!
Nap Ghost
Just here to drink don't mind me.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Go gently caress yourself.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
You look like a Chaotic Evil Party. We wish to meet some thieves.

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.

Just a drink is all.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

Simply Simon posted:

Go gently caress yourself.

Going with this just to see what happens, haha.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Cry Havoc posted:

Going with this just to see what happens, haha.

Hags.

Anyway, we're just here for a drink.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

I told you all women in this book are evil. Just here to drink and nothing heroic at all!

Pooncha
Feb 15, 2014

Making the impossible possumable
We're a hero. That means we need to be dumb, because good is dumb. :colbert:

We want to meet people who are totally not thieves, please.

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
We're looking for thieves, not psychics - tell them what we want.

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Section 374 posted:


Will you:

Say that you wish to meet some thieves? Turn to Section 340.

Say you came in for a drink? Turn to Section 386.

Tell Tyutchev to mind his own business? Turn to Section 397.



Section 386 posted:


"Alone?" inquires Tyutchev. "Strangers don't come to the Red Dragon just for a drink. Don't you know we're all thieves? What are you up to?"


Will you tell him to mind his own business? Turn to Section 397.

Or apologise, say you must have made a mistake and leave? Turn to Section 289.



Character Sheet posted:


Name = Hero Main Character
Skill = 8/10 + 1 (Ring of Skill)
Stamina = 6/20
Luck = 10/10


Inventory

Sword
Leather armour
Shield
Provisions x 9
Potion of Fortune x 2 doses
Torches x 5
Flint and tinder
Talisman of Death
17 Gold Pieces :siren:
1 Golden Apple (+4 Stamina, can be eaten during a combat)
Spare sword
Ruby
Ring of Skill (+1 Skill)
Jade rose

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
I'm up to telling you to stick it up your bunghole


(lol at "you know we are all criminals let's get loving real here")

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Does leave mean leave the table or leave the inn? If the latter, we may be hosed.

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
This looks a lot like a railroaded decision.

Up yours!

Galick
Nov 26, 2011

Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?
:fuckoff:

petrol blue
Feb 9, 2013

sugar and spice
and
ethanol slammers
poo poo, I thought the leather, the knives... So this isn't a fetish bar? :getout:

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
Or apologise, say you must have made a mistake and leave. I think I have another appointment!

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
"Sorry, I thought this was the guardhouse."

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Section 386 posted:


Will you tell him to mind his own business? Turn to Section 397.

Or apologise, say you must have made a mistake and leave? Turn to Section 289.



Section 397 posted:


"I think you're going to regret that," says Tyutchev between gritted teeth.

Cassandra says, softly, "I think, stranger, it would be better if you begged his pardon, don't you?"


Will you say:

"I'll not apologise to the likes of him!" (Turn to Section 294.)

OR

"Oh yes, I beg your pardon." (Turn to Section 337).



Character Sheet posted:


Name = Hero Main Character
Skill = 8/10 + 1 (Ring of Skill)
Stamina = 6/20
Luck = 10/10


Inventory

Sword
Leather armour
Shield
Provisions x 9
Potion of Fortune x 2 doses
Torches x 5
Flint and tinder
Talisman of Death
17 Gold Pieces :siren:
1 Golden Apple (+4 Stamina, can be eaten during a combat)
Spare sword
Ruby
Ring of Skill (+1 Skill)
Jade rose

JosephWongKS fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Sep 4, 2014

Galick
Nov 26, 2011

Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?
Stab him in the dick.

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Why don't you buy me a drink and we forget about this?

Sylphosaurus
Sep 6, 2007
Hey, you get your rear end handed to you in a slapfight by a guy in pyjamas, gently caress off

Ghostwoods
May 9, 2013

Say "Cheese!"
Yeah, screw that. No apologies to filth.

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CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Hey, hey, we're heroes. Heroes apologize for poo poo.

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