- petrol blue
- Feb 9, 2013
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sugar and spice
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ethanol slammers
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"That's OK, I'll let you kiss my rear end instead."
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Sep 11, 2014 23:46
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- Adbot
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Apr 24, 2024 16:39
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- Galick
- Nov 26, 2011
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Why does Khajiit have to go to prison this time?
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Stab them in their ugly faces.
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Sep 12, 2014 00:20
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- Ghostwoods
- May 9, 2013
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Say "Cheese!"
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Shank the chaos avatar!
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Sep 12, 2014 01:31
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- NAME REDACTED
- Dec 22, 2010
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Flip the loving table. If it's a fight they want, it's a fight they'll get.
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Sep 12, 2014 20:12
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- Lunethex
- Feb 4, 2013
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Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
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Say "You a jive sucka" and win the fight this time.
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Sep 12, 2014 20:20
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- Readingaccount
- Jan 6, 2013
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Law of the jungle
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Yeah, let's fight!
Though no cheating. We're gong to grind this till the dice work it out!
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Sep 12, 2014 20:31
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- Simply Simon
- Nov 6, 2010
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📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
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quote:If you meekly reply, "I'm sorry, I was born that way", and leave the ale cellar.
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Sep 12, 2014 21:05
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- JosephWongKS
- Apr 4, 2009
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Section 2 posted:
If you retort, "At least, unlike you, I am wholesome to look upon", turn to Section 294.
If you meekly reply, "I'm sorry, I was born that way", and leave the ale cellar, turn to Section 305.
Section 294 posted:
At this they leap up, whipping out their blades, and move to attack.
Tyutchev's sword is almost as tall as you are and he wields it negligently in one hand. Cassandra's glows coldly. Each time she hits you, you must subtract 3 Stamina points. You must fight them both at the same time.
TYUTCHEV - Skill 10, Stamina 12
CASSANDRA - Skill 9, Stamina 10
code:ROUND 1
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641298/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 19
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 18
Cassandra's Attack Strength = 2d6+9 = 16
HIRO PROTAGONIST HITS CASSANDRA! CASSANDRA IS DOWN TO 8 STAMINA!
ROUND 2
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641302/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 21
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 16
Cassandra's Attack Strength = 2d6+9 = 12
HIRO PROTAGONIST HITS CASSANDRA! CASSANDRA IS DOWN TO 6 STAMINA!
ROUND 3
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641303/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 21
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 12
Cassandra's Attack Strength = 2d6+9 = 11
HIRO PROTAGONIST HITS CASSANDRA! CASSANDRA IS DOWN TO 4 STAMINA!
CASSANDRA DROPS BACK!
ROUND 4
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641305/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 19
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 16
HIRO PROTAGONIST HITS TYUTCHEV! TYUTCHEV IS DOWN TO 10 STAMINA!
ROUND 5
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641306/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 22
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 20
TYUTCHEV HITS HIRO PROTAGONIST!
HIRO PROTAGONIST IS DOWN TO 14 STAMINA!
ROUND 6
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641308/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 16
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 14
HIRO PROTAGONIST HITS TYUTCHEV! TYUTCHEV IS DOWN TO 8 STAMINA!
ROUND 7
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641310/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 16
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 19
TYUTCHEV HITS HIRO PROTAGONIST!
HIRO PROTAGONIST IS DOWN TO 12 STAMINA!
ROUND 8
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641311/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 17
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 22
TYUTCHEV HITS HIRO PROTAGONIST!
HIRO PROTAGONIST IS DOWN TO 10 STAMINA!
ROUND 9
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641312/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 20
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 18
HIRO PROTAGONIST HITS TYUTCHEV! TYUTCHEV IS DOWN TO 6 STAMINA!
ROUND 9
[url]http://invisiblecastle.com/roller/view/4641313/[/url]
Hiro Protagonist's Attack Strength = 2d6+11 = 20
Tyutchev's Attack Strength = 2d6+10 = 13
HIRO PROTAGONIST HITS TYUTCHEV! TYUTCHEV IS DOWN TO 4 STAMINA!
If you reduce Tyutchev's Stamina to 4 or less, turn to Section 353.
Section 353 posted:
Your last blow has drawn a gout of blood from Tyutchev's side. He jumps back and cries, "Anarchil, breaker of edifices, aid me!"
Before you can strike the killing blow, the cellar starts to shake. An earthquake opens great cracks in the floor. There is a roar of tumbling masonry and the inn is filled with dust.
In the confusion, Tyutchev and Cassandra make good their escape. When the quake has stopped, you climb the steps and leave.
Turn to Section 289.
Section 289 posted:
You step out, squinting against the bright light of the late afternoon sun. Add 1 Luck point for visiting the Red Dragon Inn and living to tell the tale.
You are back in the Street of Seven Sins.
If you have met a Sage and he has invited you to dinner, and you wish to take up his invitation, turn to Section 229.
If you have not been invited or do not wish to go, you may:
Go down a side street called Cobbler's Walk, heading west (turn to Section 195); or
Go down Merchant Street, heading north-west (turn to Section 394).
Character Sheet posted:
Name = Hiro Protagonist
Skill = 10/10 + 1 (Ring of Skill)
Stamina = 10/20 
Luck = 10/10
Inventory
Sword
Leather armour
Shield
Provisions x 9
Potion of Fortune x 2 doses
Torches x 5
Flint and tinder
Talisman of Death
17 Gold Pieces
1 Golden Apple (+4 Stamina, can be eaten during a combat)
Spare sword
Ruby
Ring of Skill (+1 Skill)
Jade rose
Brass tiger charm
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Sep 12, 2014 23:27
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- Cry Havoc
- May 10, 2004
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This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
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All that fighting has made us hungry.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:04
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- Comstar
- Apr 20, 2007
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Are you happy now?
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Let's go have dinner.
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Sep 13, 2014 00:04
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- JosephWongKS
- Apr 4, 2009
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Section 289 posted:
If you have met a Sage and he has invited you to dinner, and you wish to take up his invitation, turn to Section 229.
If you have not been invited or do not wish to go, you may:
Go down a side street called Cobbler's Walk, heading west (turn to Section 195); or
Go down Merchant Street, heading north-west (turn to Section 394).
Section 229 posted:
On your way towards the Sage's house, a small boy runs up to you and asks if you would like to help a very clever scholar and make some money doing it.
"It won't take long," he adds, tugging at your sleeve.
Do you want to decline and go on your way? Turn to Section 273.
Or will you go with the boy? Turn to Section 216.
Character Sheet posted:
Name = Hiro Protagonist
Skill = 10/10 + 1 (Ring of Skill)
Stamina = 10/20
Luck = 10/10
Inventory
Sword
Leather armour
Shield
Provisions x 9
Potion of Fortune x 2 doses
Torches x 5
Flint and tinder
Talisman of Death
17 Gold Pieces
1 Golden Apple (+4 Stamina, can be eaten during a combat)
Spare sword
Ruby
Ring of Skill (+1 Skill)
Jade rose
Brass tiger charm
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Sep 13, 2014 01:58
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- Obscil
- Feb 28, 2012
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PLEASE LIKE ME!
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No way. This child is clearly a hag.
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Sep 13, 2014 02:39
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- Cry Havoc
- May 10, 2004
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This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
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Lead on, kid!
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Sep 13, 2014 02:50
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- Corzanth
- Apr 8, 2011
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Rawr!
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Noooooope.
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Sep 13, 2014 05:59
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- Cthulhu Dreams
- Dec 11, 2010
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If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.
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No
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Sep 13, 2014 06:35
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- Sighence
- Aug 26, 2009
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My hagdar isn't pinging, but my spidey sense is. Don't go with the kid.
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Sep 13, 2014 08:51
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- Lunethex
- Feb 4, 2013
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Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
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Look we know it's coming at some point, let's get it over with. Follow the kid.
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Sep 13, 2014 09:55
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- NAME REDACTED
- Dec 22, 2010
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We've been given the opportunity to aid magi-science, and get paid for doing so. Follow the boy!
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Sep 13, 2014 18:27
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- JosephWongKS
- Apr 4, 2009
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Section 229 posted:
Do you want to decline and go on your way? Turn to Section 273.
Or will you go with the boy? Turn to Section 216.
Section 216 posted:
The boy leads you to the Guilds of Learning. You hurry down a cloister, which surrounds a square of tall grass speckled with scarlet poppies, and on towards a huge greenhouse made of tarred wood and glass.
Two scholars wearing the pale blue robes of the Sages come out to greet you. One is spindly and bald, the other is very chubby and peers at you through his pince-nez.
They are obviously pleased to see you and introduce themselves as Moreau and Polonius. The fat one, Polonius, asks you to come with them, if you would like to earn twenty gold pieces for twenty minutes' work.
Will you go with them into the greenhouse? Turn to Section 182.
Or politely decline and go back to the Sage's house? Turn to Section 273.
Character Sheet posted:
Name = Hiro Protagonist
Skill = 10/10 + 1 (Ring of Skill)
Stamina = 10/20
Luck = 10/10
Inventory
Sword
Leather armour
Shield
Provisions x 9
Potion of Fortune x 2 doses
Torches x 5
Flint and tinder
Talisman of Death
17 Gold Pieces
1 Golden Apple (+4 Stamina, can be eaten during a combat)
Spare sword
Ruby
Ring of Skill (+1 Skill)
Jade rose
Brass tiger charm
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Sep 14, 2014 07:53
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- Sighence
- Aug 26, 2009
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Same page number on the abort page means we really should abort .
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Sep 14, 2014 08:36
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- Lunethex
- Feb 4, 2013
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Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.
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Let's go into the greenhouse and get murdered by plants or something.
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Sep 14, 2014 13:39
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- Cry Havoc
- May 10, 2004
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This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
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Follow the male hag.
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Sep 14, 2014 14:04
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- Simply Simon
- Nov 6, 2010
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📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
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If this doesn't end with us getting sick plant tentacles to own our enemies with, I don't know what. Let's get augmented.
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Sep 14, 2014 14:11
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- Kanthulhu
- Apr 8, 2009
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NO ONE SPOIL GAME OF THRONES FOR ME!
IF SOMEONE TELLS ME THAT OBERYN MARTELL AND THE MOUNTAIN DIE THIS SEASON, I'M GOING TO BE PISSED.
BUT NOT HALF AS PISSED AS I'D BE IF SOMEONE WERE TO SPOIL VARYS KILLING A LANISTER!!!
(Dany shits in a field)
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Walk into the trap experiment.
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Sep 14, 2014 15:10
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- JosephWongKS
- Apr 4, 2009
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Section 216 posted:
Will you go with them into the greenhouse? Turn to Section 182.
Or politely decline and go back to the Sage's house? Turn to Section 273.
Section 182 posted:
"We are scholars," says Moreau excitedly. "Vivisection is our field of study. We use surgery and magic to create new forms of life. Just wait till you see our creation."
They take you to a large sunken pit in the middle of the massive greenhouse. The pit is ringed at the top with downward pointing spikes. They lower a ladder and you all descend into it.
In a barred cage at the edge of the pit is a most loathsome sight. The scholars' creation is a massive beast with the body of a giant cockroach, six giant arms for legs and two heads, one above the other. The top one is the head of a crocodile and below is the warty face of an ogre.
"Isn't Susan beautiful?" Moreau sighs.
Polonius says, "Polonius and Moreau need the valiant warrior to test Betty's abilities. Do not worry, though - the minute Lisa looks like harming the valiant warrior, Polonius will put Marilyn to sleep with a special spell."
The ogre face roars and slavers as it senses you.
If you want to say, "Thanks but no thanks, I'm not fighting that", and leave immediately, turn to Section 201.
If you would rather say, "This should be interesting", and prepare to fight the beast, turn to Section 189.
Character Sheet posted:
Name = Hiro Protagonist
Skill = 10/10 + 1 (Ring of Skill)
Stamina = 10/20
Luck = 10/10
Inventory
Sword
Leather armour
Shield
Provisions x 9
Potion of Fortune x 2 doses
Torches x 5
Flint and tinder
Talisman of Death
17 Gold Pieces
1 Golden Apple (+4 Stamina, can be eaten during a combat)
Spare sword
Ruby
Ring of Skill (+1 Skill)
Jade rose
Brass tiger charm
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way possible, before heading out with slouched shoulders, dragging his feet.
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