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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Dude is pretty tough based on his movies, but I am tougher.

What say you goons? Which celebrity could you take in a fight?

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)


gently caress you say?

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
Woody allen

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

King Kong ain't got poo poo on him

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Jerry Mumphrey posted:


gently caress you say?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
GBS poster makes thread about beating up a black man, surprise surprise

King Zog
Apr 9, 2009
he'd kick your scrawny white rear end you loving nerd

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
He's like 60, I'd be pretty embarrassed if I couldn't take down Denzel in a fight.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




"Flight" inspired me to take up a serious alcohol and cocaine habit.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Nelson Mandingo posted:

"Flight" inspired me to take up a serious alcohol and cocaine habit.

you're not the only one

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

I could probably beat the poo poo out of Dakota Fanning, but then Denzel would hunt me down and put C4 up my rear end.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
put me up against machinist-era christian bale I'll gently caress him up

please do not put me up against any other Christian Bale though

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I guarantee he'd kick your rear end op. I can guarantee it.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I guarantee his bodyguards would kick your rear end op. I can guarantee it.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

AchtungBaby
Dec 5, 2007


Check Denzel gross finger.


Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
if he fights as bad as he acts you may have a chance, op...

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Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

who else do you think you could beat op

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Yeah I could beat him up, punch him right in the noggin.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
robin williams

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I am pretty sure that there are few celebrities that I couldn't beat up.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'd pay money to watch david spade box ellen degenerous

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Chinaman7000 posted:

who else do you think you could beat op

The dude from the Taken movies, British dudes are a bunch of poofters.


An interesting celebrity would be Russell Crowe cuz he is australian. I could take Russell if he was sober but if he was drunk I project he would win 3 outta 4 times fightin' me.

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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

texaholic posted:

The dude from the Taken movies, British dudes are a bunch of poofters.


An interesting celebrity would be Russell Crowe cuz he is australian. I could take Russell if he was sober but if he was drunk I project he would win 3 outta 4 times fightin' me.

are you american? just shoot him when he gets biligerent on your property.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

dontcareaboutname posted:

are you american? just shoot him when he gets biligerent on your property.

Texan check the username man, so yeah I would blast that motherfucker. But we are talking even stevens fightin' - no guns/knives/weapons just mano y mano.

Also exception to British rule is Daniel Day-Lewis, I could still take him in a fight but he is not a poofter.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

texaholic posted:

Texan check the username man, so yeah I would blast that motherfucker. But we are talking even stevens fightin' - no guns/knives/weapons just mano y mano.

Also exception to British rule is Daniel Day-Lewis, I could still take him in a fight but he is not a poofter.

i always just read your name as textaholic, also only retards believe in a fair fight, look at how well wars go for america when we just act like a 500lbs gorrilla beating a 90 pound cancer patient. As soon as we move to gentle or fair fighting we lose.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
most celebrities are bitchmade drama fags, so im pretty confident i could wreck their poo poo

some of the dudes are musclely but i doubt they kno how to fight

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'd also pay to watch celeberties fight their body doubles

rejutka
May 28, 2004

by zen death robot
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

rejutka posted:

Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

bet sulu could beat you.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
wasnt there some movie where you could see his cock while being tortured or is that some other guy

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Moola posted:

GBS poster makes thread about beating up a black man, surprise surprise

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Sounds like a bad idea, OP

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

dontcareaboutname posted:

bet sulu could beat you off.

oh my!

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Positive I could gently caress up the rock.

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005

ricochet ruled when i was in elementary school and i bet its even better now that i am older and dumber

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I'm pretty sure I could beat up gbs poster texaholic in a throw down

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

would

(though she looks smelly)

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

mookface posted:

I'm pretty sure I could beat up gbs poster texaholic in a throw down

Alright tough guy give me a time and place, the place needs to be in Houston BTW

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Man texaholic is going to be destroyed

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