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Sagabal
Apr 24, 2010

I hear it's a great place to get food, although apparently their fries aren't quite as good as they advertise. But their burgers are supposedly godly. What do you say?

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Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
gently caress this gay little thread

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
It's better then McDonalds.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
I went to a place called smashburger and the cashier said "we'll smash that up for you". When I got the burger it didn't look smashed

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas
they have all you can eat peanuts and thats a fair challenge

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I used to go to the original one, then the "original three". Cue all this

- it was better way back when grrrr
- it really was though
- burger taste has/had a chance of being too bland and meaty (always been this way) or godly
- there is only so much good beef at any one time, which lead to its decline once it got into the hundreds of stores

I'll still eat there out of nostalgia, and its still good in general (which is why you pay so much)

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
spend 30 bucks on a home fryer and put your completely ordinary burger on a nice bun

boom, you just saved yourself the shame of paying $20.00 for a loving burger and fries

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
die fatty

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i don't eat gimmick hamburgers

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

lovely burger entire bag full of mediocre fries

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It's alright. Probably be better to just make your own burgers though.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hamburgers rhymes with asbergers, which is appropriate

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Claven666 posted:

spend 30 bucks on a home fryer and put your completely ordinary burger on a nice bun

boom, you just saved yourself the shame of paying $20.00 for a loving burger and fries

im sorry if you can achieve the taste of five guys godly moments you should just open a restaurant and charge $20 for burger and fries because you could. they got this way for a reason

problem is figuring out the source of the chance

tap my mountain
Jan 1, 2009

I'm the quick and the deadly

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Not as good as their viral advertising would have you believe. Better off going to a local place.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Burgers aren't that great, in fact they're honestly bad, the fries are pretty good though.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Speleothing posted:

Not as good as their viral advertising would have you believe. Better off going to a local place.

:rage: it WAS the good local place

killaer
Aug 4, 2007
Their fries are amazing and cajun dude what do you want?

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Double cheeseburger all the way and fill that brown paper bag with cajun frise

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
In N Out is not only better but literally costs 30% as much money, I guess you don't get a loving feed trough full of fries though if that matters

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
I got to whataburger for my hamburger needs. Five guys can eat five dicks and so can you OP. Voted 1

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packsmack
Jan 6, 2013
In n out is poo poo. I don't understand the internet/west coasts fascination with it. It is just burgers with the options of some different toppings.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Taima posted:

In N Out is not only better but literally costs 30% as much money, I guess you don't get a loving feed trough full of fries though if that matters

oh sure let me just swing by my local In-N-Out Burger here in Northern Virginia

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

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Taima posted:

In N Out is not only better but literally costs 30% as much money, I guess you don't get a loving feed trough full of fries though if that matters

We don't have In N Out on the east coast, so we settle for Five Guys.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

pretty tasty burgers imo

also i enjoy their style of fries


but then you feel like poo poo for two days after eating there

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??
honestly it's the only good thing to come out of virginia in a century or so.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

texaholic posted:

I got to whataburger for my hamburger needs. Five guys can eat five dicks and so can you OP. Voted 1

I miss whataburger. They put jalapenos on burgers before it was cool. I think if there was an In-n-Out next door to a Whataburger I might have to sit down for a minute to choose.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

i put pineapple pizza in my burgers with ketchup

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
always go with cajun fries whenever you can

dev286
Nov 30, 2006

Let it be all the best.
It is not worth what they charge, and every time I've gone it took forever for them to prepare it and it's a sloppy burger with low grade toppings.
The fries are not nearly as good as the hype would lead you to believe.
Just go to Wendy's and buy a pack of peanuts, IMO.

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May 27, 2004



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Five Guys is sloppy garbage. A dumpster fire smashed(burgered) between two sad buns.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
in n out is better

five guys is good but it's too expensive

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:13 on Aug 19, 2014

Not Today Satan
Apr 18, 2007

They're aight, but the fries are really greasy and often soggy.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
there's also a place called "Mighty Fine" and they are pretty good

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

fyodor posted:

Five Guys is sloppy garbage. A dumpster fire smashed(burgered) between two sad buns.

Your wrong

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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In & Out is supreme. Five Guys are mere imitators. (good when you're on the East Coast, though)

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Moridin920 posted:

in n out is better

cant go national, cant compete in this category

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
the east coast sounds like a desert of burgers to me right now. I've never been there

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May 27, 2004



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Well it's an embarrassment of riches out heeya so maybe it's just that I'm not used to enjoying hammered poo poo on aids bread.

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