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animal drums
Jul 8, 2010
When I stop at the store for my beers for the night, I can't resist feeding my inner child too. That's where the candy aisle comes in. Personally, I'm a major fan of a good chocolate bar. Snickers anyone? A nice Milky Way? But at the same time I can't deny the appeal of sour or fruity candies.

The bottom line is, we all know candy is the poo poo. But what kind truly reigns supreme? Chocolates? Hard candies? Chewy candies? Sour candies? Or even the underdog candy, chewing gum?

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the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
i was young once now i enjoy 90% cocoa chocolate bars

how time flies i'll probably be dead by tomorrow

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i think of chocolate as a separate category. candy is like sour patch kids, sweet tarts, various kinds of taffy, etc.

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

White chocolate is the best

weirdly chilly pussy
Oct 6, 2007

candy gives me the shits

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

milky way and chewy sprees are the bomb. man, i don't think i've had sprees in years. gonna pick some of that poo poo up from the grocery store next time i go shopping

i do like candy but i almost never buy it because i look at the price and think to myself "i could spend $4 or whatever on this candy, or i could spend it on actual real food which is also sold here"

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
hershey's makes the best chocolate, without a doubt

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

I like runts but I recognise that they are lovely poo poo candy

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

Badass posted:

White chocolate is the best


baw posted:

hershey's makes the best chocolate, without a doubt

terrible opinions ITT

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
defintely hershey's or nestle, can't go wrong with either one

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Toblerone chocolates are probably the best mass-produced candy item readily available in the US.

There's very little to debate here.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

baw posted:

defintely hershey's or nestle, can't go wrong with either one

i'm a bit of a fancy chocolate snob so i go for imported european cadbury's

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


ooh hersey's chocolate tastes like vomit. look at me I'm a chocolate connisseur and won't eat anything less than 70% cacoa

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
Sour candy. Cry baby tears, sour ropes, sour mambas. Sour coke bottles. Sour cherry candy. Yeah

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Taima posted:

Sour candy. Cry baby tears, sour ropes, sour mambas. Sour coke bottles. Sour cherry candy. Yeah
:hf:

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i like eating frozen gummy bears.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i live in europe but lindt is gross so i just stick to hershey's and nestle

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Now n Laters, haters :frogc00l:

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
that magic in your pants is making me blush, op

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 8 days!

baw posted:

i live in europe but lindt is gross so i just stick to hershey's and nestle

Europeans don't have complex palet to appreaciate the strong butyric acid aftertaste.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Bip Roberts posted:

Europeans don't have complex palet to appreaciate the strong butyric acid aftertaste.

its like kissing a bulemic

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
can this be the new FIB thread

death to all fats, do some deadlifts and squats. they're good for u. etc

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

baw posted:

hershey's makes the best chocolate flavored sweetened cocoa butter, without a doubt

Fixed that for you. Full disclosure, I'd probably eat a block of cocoa butter.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
My favorite kind of store bought chocolate is that kind that are truffles that melt as soon as they hit your tongue & the inside is liquid chocolate. I get them every Christmas.


e: Lindt Lindor Truffles they're good

Trixie Hardcore fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Aug 20, 2014

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
If it ain't sour it ain't worth poo poo.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Volume posted:

If it ain't sour it ain't worth poo poo.

That's my foreplay strategy.

Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
jelly belly jelly beans are incredibly overpriced, but its also the best candy out there. all other jelly beans are poo poo.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Ain't nothin' beat a PayDay, but Vanilla Midges are crazy good.

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
Leonidas, Butler's and Lily loving O' Brien. That is all.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


ITT

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Mike & Ikes are the best.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
the best

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

help

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
Steak and a baked potato is the best candy imo

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
chocolates p cool but if u ask me, the king of posting what the king of candy is well i guess id have to say its.......................prob gummy bears

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
maybe gum tho. gums p tight

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans are the best. And kids probably won't eat them.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I never put chocolate in the same category as 'candy'. theyre just not the same.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Like in 2007, Peeps had these hard marshmallow-flavored candies that were crazy good.
They have since disappeared from reality. There is no acknowledgment of them on the Peeps website, its parent company or by any number of bulk candy merchants. The only proof they ever existed is one stray photograph and a few people asking what happened.

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