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Wrestling is for fags. Especially pro wrestling, where the sweaty, bulging, well oiled muscle men in tight spandex give passionate speeches before rubbing their bodies together and trying to pin each other to the mat. Even without all of the grappling and rubbing and pinning, all of the pageantry involved is really really gay. Wrestling is a sport that has its origins in gay naked Greek dudes trying to see who could pin down and forcibly sodomize the other. It's the most homoerotic sport on the planet. If you enjoy wrestling, you also enjoy having sex with men. I find it hilarious when people try to say that the WWE isn't gay. 
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yeah and that's why its great
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Aug 19, 2014 23:01
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i would definitely get into rasslin if it included fully nude boners and sodomy. i don't think i understand OP
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Aug 19, 2014 23:04
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sure thign, dick fagballzson
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Aug 19, 2014 23:05
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gorki posted:i would definitely get into rasslin if it included fully nude boners and sodomy. i don't think i understand OP thought this was going to be a wwf thread.
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Aug 19, 2014 23:06
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turkish wrestling is the gayest form of wrestling
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Aug 19, 2014 23:07
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not naked and oiled up enough. Pinning should involve putting penis in man butt.
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Aug 19, 2014 23:08
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 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_L3e3tTFlM Oil checks all up in this thread.
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Aug 19, 2014 23:10
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Sorry if this is the only way that I, a sexy straight man, can reach completion. My wife and mistress both understand.
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Aug 19, 2014 23:12
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OP just doesn't get the sacred man to man bond in which two straight men compete for physical supremacy. Sorry you're not secure enough in your sexuality to watch. You're doing a disservice to the sport by assuming its competitors and fans are homosexual. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibQKvjT_dKg
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Aug 19, 2014 23:18
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kustomkarkommando posted:turkish wrestling is the gayest form of wrestling This is true. Turkish Wrestling wikipedia article posted:Wrestlers oil one another prior to matches as a demonstration of balance and mutual respect. If a man defeats an older opponent, he kisses the latter's hand (a sign of respect for elders in Turkey).
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Aug 19, 2014 23:21
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ScratchAndSniff posted:This is true. Strong username/post combo.
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Aug 19, 2014 23:26
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Thanks for the gayness added to my Youtube history.
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Aug 19, 2014 23:30
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if you're only 30 years old and can't get it up for your wife pretty sure you're in no position to be saying what's gay or isn't OP but yeah wrestling = gay
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Aug 19, 2014 23:32
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can't argue with the expert, dick fagballzon
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Aug 19, 2014 23:35
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no ur gay
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Aug 19, 2014 23:36
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wrestleman pat paterson is a noted homosexual and raped the guys who set up the ring, vince mcmahon notably sodomised shawn micheals on a bearskin rug in his office, rowdy roddy piper kept a male personal assistant he called cocksucker, every wrestlefan already knew it was a really really homo deal OP.
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Aug 19, 2014 23:39
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jalopybrown posted:wrestleman pat paterson is a noted homosexual and raped the guys who set up the ring, vince mcmahon notably sodomised shawn micheals on a bearskin rug in his office, rowdy roddy piper kept a male personal assistant he called cocksucker, every wrestlefan already knew it was a really really homo deal OP. Which season DVD boxset do i need to buy to see this?
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Aug 19, 2014 23:40
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finding out one of your friends likes wrestling is like finding out one of your friends like Phish
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Aug 19, 2014 23:42
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indigi posted:finding out one of your friends likes wrestling is like finding out one of your friends like Phish wait, does this apply to people who like rewatching the wwf matches from their childhood cause if so i'm screwed.
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Aug 19, 2014 23:43
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wrestling fans are pretty gay as well on the whole
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Aug 19, 2014 23:52
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geke rowsperg posted:sure thign, dick fagballzson
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Aug 19, 2014 23:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6I2BWrZYxk&t=300s
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It is for these reasons that I regret not joining the wrestling team in high school.
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Aug 20, 2014 00:29
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Back in high school a dude I know had to wrestle a girl and he got penalized points for getting a boner. The next time he has to wrestle her he duct taped his dick to his leg.
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Aug 20, 2014 02:59
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Now, if only they allowed players to wrassle in futbol...
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Aug 20, 2014 03:01
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Greco Roman Ritual Sodomy
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WWE is the purest form of American art and our most important cultural export when it comes to maintaining the US cultural hegemony.
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BigBoss posted:WWE is the purest form of American art and our most important cultural export when it comes to maintaining the US cultural hegemony. great american painters like remington were greatly influenced by the likes of hulk hogan
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dontcareaboutname posted:wait, does this apply to people who like rewatching the wwf matches from their childhood cause if so i'm screwed. vyst posted:Back in high school a dude I know had to wrestle a girl and he got penalized points for getting a boner. The next time he has to wrestle her he duct taped his dick to his leg.
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Aug 20, 2014 03:19
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geke rowsperg posted:sure thign, dick fagballzson Thanks for the comedy mr fagballzson
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U65CJbJ2FU0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbQp9RjPyUA&t=921s Panamaniac fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Aug 20, 2014 |
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Just a guy who likes guys. I like the way they walk and talk, the way they smile, the way they sit and relax, the way they laugh, the way they play. I like their muscles (but not gymbunnies), their shoulders, their chests, their arms, their legs, and, of course, their dicks. I like their dicks a lot.
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Aug 20, 2014 04:04
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Just a guy who likes guys. I like the way they walk and talk, the way they smile, the way they sit and relax, the way they laugh, the way they play. I like their muscles (but not gymbunnies), their shoulders, their chests, their arms, their legs, and, of course, their dicks. I like their dicks a lot. and that's why you dead
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Aug 20, 2014 04:19
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Wrestling is straight as hell.
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Aug 20, 2014 04:22
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GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:Wrestling is straight as hell. 
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Wrestling is so straight it makes me want to suck 8 dicks.
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