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Billy the Mountain
Feb 3, 2005

I used to be TheRealLuquado

I can pre-order my dinner from Chipotle, but it's a 20 minute drive each way to pick it up, and I'm not sure I'm up for that.

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Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
im gay

Beer Hall Putz
Sep 10, 2005

Unpleasent snacking
I haven't eaten for a day and half. Also I have ebola.

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
you can pre-order from chipolte? loving awesome!

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
im gaay as heck op

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
The first world is a problem because you're posting in it OP

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
your posting is a problem in the first world nigga how does your loving face/rear end feel nerd-bitch

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Cakes posted:

I haven't eaten for a day and half. Also I have ebola.
goondolences.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I was going to browse the forums for a good thread but instead I found this one

open container
Sep 16, 2008
people in third world countries eat better than you dipshit op

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I can't afford the Diamond Forum Upgrade

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I like this song but people say that makes me a dork:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwvlbJ0h35A

edit: beaten like Tina Turner

SD87
Jun 7, 2011
Chippys is good but not worth a 20 min drive
You have retart problems not first world problems

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


:lol:

I tried to post this video but some goon posted it immediately after me.

mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Aug 20, 2014

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Day to night temperature swings of more than 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit, a complete lack of atmosphere.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



a bloo bloo bloo i'm slowly fading into the sweet release of death as i sodomize a top-tier escort

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, "Please?" but she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk

You gotta fight
for your right
to party

You pops caught you smoking and he said "No way"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag

You gotta fight
for your right
to party

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the Beas-tie Boys!

You gotta fight
for your right
to party

folgore
Jun 30, 2006

nice tut

Rodatose posted:

You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, "Please?" but she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk

You gotta fight
for your right
to party

You pops caught you smoking and he said "No way"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag

You gotta fight
for your right
to party

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the Beas-tie Boys!

You gotta fight
for your right
to party

A real first world problem is that I can't hunt you down in the streets and murder you with a machete without fear of arrest.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I shouldn't have to disclose my offshore real estate for tax purposes.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



my dad took away my keys to a car that's more expensive than homes in most of the developed world

folgore
Jun 30, 2006

nice tut
Don't actually post First World Problems here you motherfuckers. Jesus loving Christ.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
*too lazy to cook own meal*

*drives for 20 minutes to pic k up food*

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

folgore posted:

Don't actually post First World Problems here you motherfuckers. Jesus loving Christ.

sounds like you're having a bit of a first world problem! XD

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

i'm being cyberbullied

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I post what I want.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
i dont have much weed left like only a g thats loving lame

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
This friend of the family i know cant bathe or keep his bad breathe to himself, despite being a pimp/drug dealer he is a genuine plague on the naval - but what can you do we all need drugs.

(not racist taxman)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.
Let's copy and paste all the posts from this thread

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3438246

I'll start

- When I wanna watch the latest episode of a show on sidereel, and people post links to the second to last episode under the title of the latest episode.

- My cellphone provider automatically renewed my contract and spent all the points I'd saved up on free text messages or minutes or something, when I really wanted to use them to get a new phone for free.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
why would you preorder from chipolte? it takes like less than 2 mintues for them to make it.

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


20 minutes each way? why not cook your own burrito or whatever. it will probably taste better anyway

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Rodatose posted:

You wake up late for school man you don't wanna go
You ask you mom, "Please?" but she still says, "No!"
You missed two classes and no homework
But your teacher preaches class like you're some kind of jerk

You gotta fight
for your right
to party

You pops caught you smoking and he said "No way"
That hypocrite smokes two packs a day
Man, living at home is such a drag
Now your mom threw away your best porno mag

You gotta fight
for your right
to party

Don't step out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear
I'll kick you out of my home if you don't cut that hair
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?"
Aw, mom you're just jealous it's the Beas-tie Boys!

You gotta fight
for your right
to party

I'm famous and rich but I still got cancer somehow

naem
May 29, 2011

-cock so big

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

naem posted:

-cock so big

-inside me

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
my goddam wife starts uploading pics to facebook when i am right in the middle of a LOL match and it kills my ping.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
It's 5am and i've been up all night shitposting

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
making banana bread, forgot the sugar so I had to go back to the store

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Skylar ate the last of the raw vegan kale chips. Also I date someone who thinks it's acceptable to be named Skylar.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Razorwired posted:

Skylar ate the last of the raw vegan kale chips. Also I date someone who thinks it's acceptable to be named Skylar.

someone spoiled a breaking bad episode for me

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