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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Oh no my whole family just got butchered by a machete wielding mob :smith:

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
oh no my son i sent to the uk has returned to fight in Allah's army

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

well at least ebola isn't real

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

climate change

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
oh no i have ebola

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

oh no my lovely dumbphone has bad signal strength how will i text about goats now :rolleyes:

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Oh no, America just destabilized my government and Blackwater just raped my daughter

the Gaffe
Jul 4, 2011

you gotta believe dawg
oh no im gay

HalfHazard
Mar 29, 2010


was buttfucking a fellow jihadist whilst hiding behind a giant sand dune until a us operated predator drone shot a hellfire missile up my rear end in a top hat #thirdworldproblems #fml

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

HalfHazard posted:

was buttfucking a fellow jihadist whilst hiding behind a giant sand dune until a us operated predator drone shot a hellfire missile up my rear end in a top hat #thirdworldproblems #fml

dont lie

you liked it

you liked-liked it

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I inhaled rotten meat the other day and I think it's controlling my thou

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
[not making a post itt because we don't have technology beyond naturally formed rocks here]

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


gbs is slow

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I have worms living inside my infected nostrils.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

oh no, running a swiss bank is really difficult

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

sure, you can buy our water rights

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
dysentery lmao

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


sorry for my english!

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Oh no my liver malfunctioned and now I will be in crippling debt for the rest of my life or will have to declare bankruptcy because my employer doesn't offer a health insurance plan/my health insurance plan weaseled out of covering me to increase profits that quarter.


:smug:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i get too many of my calories from carbs!!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


my father has been released by the secret police from prison after several years but he doesn't speak any more

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

i had actually had a third world problems in austria, a third world country, since it is an unaligned country. the waiters there take forever and are pretty brusque

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

brother executed for being gay

HalfHazard
Mar 29, 2010


Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

dont lie

you liked it

you liked-liked it

it was fuckin hot man. real hot

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i make a decent living for myself and my family lightly scamming first world tourists out of amounts of money that is totally negligible to them

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

such low production values on this soap opera.. ruins my immersion

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



a bloo bloo bloo i'm slowly fading into the sweet release of death as a child soldier sodomizes me

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
oh no i laid another poo on the ground, which will be used as a brick, for my poo house

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I've been decapitated and am now one of the bottom heads in this pile of human heads.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
i pooped and it was more than just poop

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

i pooped and it was more than just poop

miscarriage??

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

this tastes like human meat

HalfHazard
Mar 29, 2010


Business Gorillas posted:

a bloo bloo bloo i'm slowly fading into the sweet release of death as a child soldier sodomizes me

lol + lovin the new avatar

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
no plat

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i own a radio, a smartphone and get 5 hours of electricity a day, unfathomable loving MIRACLES to anyone 100 years ago, and im gonna fuckin bitch about being "poor"

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
I have to keep having more babies just to have something to feed to all the children I already have plz send middle class students to dig a hole for me to bucket water from

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007

oh no I'm an American

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

thank you america for bringing us democracy

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I keep stealing all these American jobs.

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i cant afford mouthwash so i use old battery acid instead

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