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i'd bitch about the 24 hour shifts here in the fish-sauce factory if i still had hands or a tongue
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i'm an emaciated orphaned child prostitute with multiple terminal illnesses and i'm covered in feces and i'm too dehydrated to cry.
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Aug 20, 2014 20:32
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i broke a spoke on my rickshaw and now im in danger of losing my title as northern territorial rickshaw champion
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Aug 20, 2014 20:37
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A witch gave me AIDS and I can't find a virgin to rape so I can't get cured.
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Inevitable posted:A witch gave me AIDS and I can't find a virgin to rape so I can't get cured. I raped a virgin to cure my AIDS, but she had ebola and now I have that instead.
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chaosbreather posted:i had actually had a third world problems in austria, a third world country, since it is an unaligned country. the waiters there take forever and are pretty brusque good guns though
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Aug 21, 2014 00:51
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Been loving virgins every month these last couple of years and I still have AIDS. What a rip off.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:22
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I have AIDS. I caught it from raping an AIDS infected infant who I didn't know had AIDS, in an attempt to immunize myself from getting AIDS.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:26
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Somebody botched my rock circumcision so now my penis is a big infected bulb thing.
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Aug 21, 2014 18:17
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wilderthanmild posted:Somebody botched my rock circumcision so now my penis is a big infected bulb thing. This but as a first world tumblrite problem
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Aug 21, 2014 18:27
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twitter keeps closing my account just because i upload a bunch of sweet rear end pictures of all these heads i sawed off the infidels i dont get it look at this fuckin head collection, it's so cool
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Aug 21, 2014 18:32
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Got shot even though wearing 20 bullet protection charms I bought from local witch doctor.
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Aug 21, 2014 18:35
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My neighbor, Oluwakanyinsola, just ate the wild dog that wanders near here. I wanted to eat that dog.
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Aug 21, 2014 19:01
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I keep getting letters from my american pen pal but i can't read or write and there's no postal service here
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Aug 21, 2014 19:26
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I only have 7 bullets left for my rusty Kalashnikov, so I am gonna have to be really careful with my shooting next time we go to raid the neighboring town. I don't think I can trick the warlord by saying "bang bang". I might have to borrow some from my 11 year old son. He still has plenty of ammo since he picked up the rest from his brother when he died.
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i have way too much hashish to move and russian gangster keep killing my mules and although im still turning an insane profit the logistics of it all are keeping me up at night and my brides are beginning to cuckold me so an honor killing is in the works
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Aug 21, 2014 19:51
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all these tourists are ruining the slopes here on the Swiss Alps.
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Aug 21, 2014 20:23
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The magas have grown wise to my exiled prince story, gonna have to come up with something new.
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Aug 21, 2014 20:36
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Dad gay, so dead
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nigerian army general "why yes we will find out which of my soldiers strung up those intestines like a rope across a street to send a warning to other malcontents"
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