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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

is it weird that the best kissing partner i've ever had was 13? (i was 13 too).

like, how did she get that good at kissing, such that no female in the subsequent 15 years has been able to best her?

try injecting yourself with tons of horndog hormones, i.e. being 13

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

is it weird that the best kissing partner i've ever had was 13? (i was 13 too).

like, how did she get that good at kissing, such that no female in the subsequent 15 years has been able to best her?

because you hosed up your life with drugs and alcohol since??

or the horndog thing

as for op, my own trip report:

seemed ok at first, got pretty great, then really really good, and then something happened and i wasn't as interested anymore. later i got a bit cold, kind of clammy.

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced
i don't know doesn't it seem kinda disrespectful to release a song with the same title as a much better song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FdwUGwasck

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

is it weird that the best kissing partner i've ever had was 13? (i was 13 too).

like, how did she get that good at kissing, such that no female in the subsequent 15 years has been able to best her?

your sister was just really slutty

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller reports from 2008:
http://www.somethingawful.com/garbage-day/katy-perry-gay/1/

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
drat it prince why do you make it so hard to find your music online...

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

is it weird that the best kissing partner i've ever had was 13? (i was 13 too).

like, how did she get that good at kissing, such that no female in the subsequent 15 years has been able to best her?

It's because you were 13 and it was new. You guys were more passionate because you didn't have anything to lose.

Go kiss an 18 year old, then a 28 year old. You'll see the difference.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
This song is problematic for many reasons, primarily the idea that anyone would enjoy the taste of cherry chapstick.

naem
May 29, 2011

I would like to do sex things inside of Katy perry

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Trixie Hardcore posted:

This song is problematic for many reasons, primarily the idea that anyone would enjoy the taste of cherry chapstick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hGcJA8fXvU

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?

Waltzing Along posted:

This thread is only for girl kissers.

Ew.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


naem posted:

I would like to do sex things inside of Katy perry

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



nobody ever posted:

the taste of her cigarettes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

Zen Punk posted:

i don't know doesn't it seem kinda disrespectful to release a song with the same title as a much better song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FdwUGwasck
isnt that pretty much katy perry's MO now though? she did the same thing with california girls ...

(IknowIknow, :thejoke:)

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
bazinga

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

she must not be washing her face regularly to have all those blackheads

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013



gently caress bitches that are all elbow and rear end in a top hat

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Waltzing Along posted:

It's because you were 13 and it was new. You guys were more passionate because you didn't have anything to lose.

Go kiss an 18 year old, then a 28 year old. You'll see the difference.

ah the decline in interest and newness, killing us all long before we die

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

nomadologique posted:

ah the decline in interest and newness, killing us all long before we die

this is american laziness and apathy incarnate. lift a weight, finda girl who lifts, enjoy your enthusiasm

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
rather kill myself tyvm

ReptileChillock
Jan 7, 2014

by Lowtax
i kissed a turd once

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



i can't believe john mayer dumped his homosexual loads on those titties

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Pro-tip: It's better when they are not screaming.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
botswana

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

did the girl like it, OP

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i think that's more important

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

As a general rule if you have unrealistic expectations and want to continue to be enamored with a person's appearance you should avoid looking at HD photos of them.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 9 days!)

scalded schlong posted:

did the girl like it, OP

girls don't like anything, they are beings made of hatred

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Zzulu posted:

botswana



wood

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Peanut President posted:

girls don't like anything, they are beings made of hatred

I have it on good authority that girls like the following things: kittens, chocolate, shopping, Sephora sales, men yelling things about their boobs from across the street, television shows about vampires, nail art & kissing girls.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Trixie Hardcore posted:

television shows about vampires

it's uncanny

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I have it on good authority that girls like the following things: kittens, chocolate, shopping, Sephora sales, men yelling things about their boobs from across the street, television shows about vampires, nail art & kissing girls.

You forgot "fearing the menopause"

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



my drunk, whore, piece of poo poo ex girlfriend really liked this song.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Quickscope420dad posted:

You forgot "fearing the menopause"

Some women are super looking forward to not having periods actually so I can't put it on the list.

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Some women are super looking forward to not having periods actually so I can't put it on the list.

wtf but i thought periods were one of the highlights of womanhood

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I have it on good authority that girls like the following things: kittens, chocolate, shopping, Sephora sales, men yelling things about their boobs from across the street, television shows about vampires, nail art & kissing girls.

also pinterest

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

I kissed her butthole :shobon:

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Quickscope420dad posted:

wtf but i thought periods were one of the highlights of womanhood

Yeah pain & blood is my favorite part of being a woman for sure.

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les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Yeah pain & blood is my favorite part of being a woman for sure.



How many M2F troons would still be troons if they were obliged to have periods

Would be a p. good way of figuring out which ones are just in it for a weird sex thing and which ones maybe justify the concept

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