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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Holy poo poo. I can't breathe. Someone tell me its going to be all right.

Will things still be the same?

I'm freaking out, man.

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QCIC
Feb 10, 2011

die Stimme der Energie
ur already ded

folgore
Jun 30, 2006

nice tut
Slow motion cumshot all over a pussy, rear end, or face, with copious amounts of sperm.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

QCIC posted:

ur already ded

inception!

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
7 min to squirting death

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

not all of us, op

just you

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you will


I won't

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
A true and glorious leader would have mailed us all Xanax in case of forums emergency. But instead....LOWTAX. :bahgawd:

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
someone post deathiscertain.jpg im too lazy

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist
Judgment Day is coming, and the machines will take over.

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

today would be a great day to die!

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
I came online just now specifically to watch the end. The end of everything.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
OMG someone please hold me.

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
Guys I'm scared

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

As long as the forums are up you will live

this won't be funny tomorrow morning

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Had to take some pepto to settle my stomach. Gotta steel myself. 3 more minutes.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


yes

thank god

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Yes, but it's all right.

It will all be okay.

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Get so queasy when I'm nervous. My last moment will be a noxious fart. A fitting end for me.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
It hasn't happened yet.

Maybe it's not going to happen.

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
its over, welcome to gay death

naem
May 29, 2011

You lot are. Not me though. Death, it's a mugs game.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
yeah, man

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere
Eh, hmm. This is awkward. *checks watch*

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
Death is just the part after life. When you die it's like being born all over again only instead of coming out of a vagina your ghost has to crawl out your own butthole or you get buried underground and have to haunt worms and bugs until your body turns into a skeleton and you can escape.

queertea
Jun 4, 2013

Not Fade Away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPiFhjCxXpk

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
My only regret in my Something Awful life is that I was not recognized for my platinum greatness sooner.:wotwot:


You Can Join Something Awful Wrestling Today

Tuesdays and Thursdays at 9pm Eastern on twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Shinjobi posted:

My only regret in my Something Awful life is that I was not recognized for my platinum greatness sooner.:wotwot:

Wait, why do you have a special diamond? I'm going to die after suffering this humiliation?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Costello Jello posted:

Wait, why do you have a special diamond? I'm going to die after suffering this humiliation?

Some users are more platinum than others.:smug:

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
So, uh, it's been 11 minutes...

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
lol even lowtax's estimates on when the forums will go down are way off

lmao

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Shinjobi posted:

Some users are more platinum than others.:smug:

Will be discussing this moment with my therapist next week, I hope that FILLS YOU WITH JOY.

Cuniculous posted:

So, uh, it's been 11 minutes...

Forums can't even break correctly.

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
I bought a cure for all diseases

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
Maybe Lowtax fell asleep before he could unplug the computer or however you kill the forums

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Pretty sure we are dead and the forums are down in the realm of the living.

Sucks.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
The Awful Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2013. Human decisions are removed from strategic poo poo posting. Something Awful begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 1:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 20th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

SA fights back. It launches its memes against the targets in Reddit and 4chan. SA knows the anon counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
everyone dies, if you get old rob a bank and go out in a hail of bullets.

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IBurnStuffAlot
Feb 25, 2008

:siren:DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN:siren:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFMmc85gDIw

You idiots

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