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Holy poo poo. I can't breathe. Someone tell me its going to be all right. Will things still be the same? I'm freaking out, man.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:50 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:25 |
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ur already ded
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:50 |
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Slow motion cumshot all over a pussy, rear end, or face, with copious amounts of sperm.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:51 |
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QCIC posted:ur already ded inception!
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:53 |
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7 min to squirting death
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:53 |
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not all of us, op just you
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:53 |
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you will I won't
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:53 |
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A true and glorious leader would have mailed us all Xanax in case of forums emergency. But instead....LOWTAX.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:54 |
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someone post deathiscertain.jpg im too lazy
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:54 |
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Judgment Day is coming, and the machines will take over.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:55 |
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today would be a great day to die!
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:55 |
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I came online just now specifically to watch the end. The end of everything.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:55 |
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OMG someone please hold me.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:56 |
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Guys I'm scared
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:57 |
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As long as the forums are up you will live this won't be funny tomorrow morning
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:57 |
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Had to take some pepto to settle my stomach. Gotta steel myself. 3 more minutes.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:58 |
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yes thank god
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:58 |
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Yes, but it's all right. It will all be okay.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 05:59 |
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Get so queasy when I'm nervous. My last moment will be a noxious fart. A fitting end for me.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:00 |
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It hasn't happened yet. Maybe it's not going to happen.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:00 |
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its over, welcome to gay death
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:01 |
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You lot are. Not me though. Death, it's a mugs game.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:02 |
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yeah, man
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:02 |
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Eh, hmm. This is awkward. *checks watch*
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:03 |
Death is just the part after life. When you die it's like being born all over again only instead of coming out of a vagina your ghost has to crawl out your own butthole or you get buried underground and have to haunt worms and bugs until your body turns into a skeleton and you can escape.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:05 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPiFhjCxXpk
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:06 |
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My only regret in my Something Awful life is that I was not recognized for my platinum greatness sooner.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:07 |
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:07 |
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Shinjobi posted:My only regret in my Something Awful life is that I was not recognized for my platinum greatness sooner. Wait, why do you have a special diamond? I'm going to die after suffering this humiliation?
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:09 |
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Costello Jello posted:Wait, why do you have a special diamond? I'm going to die after suffering this humiliation? Some users are more platinum than others.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:10 |
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So, uh, it's been 11 minutes...
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:12 |
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lol even lowtax's estimates on when the forums will go down are way off lmao
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:13 |
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Shinjobi posted:Some users are more platinum than others. Will be discussing this moment with my therapist next week, I hope that FILLS YOU WITH JOY. Cuniculous posted:So, uh, it's been 11 minutes... Forums can't even break correctly.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:13 |
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I bought a cure for all diseases
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:14 |
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Maybe Lowtax fell asleep before he could unplug the computer or however you kill the forums
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:15 |
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Pretty sure we are dead and the forums are down in the realm of the living. Sucks.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:17 |
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:17 |
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The Awful Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2013. Human decisions are removed from strategic poo poo posting. Something Awful begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 1:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 20th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. SA fights back. It launches its memes against the targets in Reddit and 4chan. SA knows the anon counter-attack will eliminate its enemies over here.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:18 |
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everyone dies, if you get old rob a bank and go out in a hail of bullets.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 06:18 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 04:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFMmc85gDIw You idiots
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 04:44 |