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take a poo poo in your hands, rub it all over your face and balls ( make sure to eat some of it). walk up to your boss and vomit on him / her. when the boss starts vomiting knock them to the floor and murder them. piss and cum on the corpse. eat the cum. then just walk out with out giving any notice.
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ive mentioned this before, but you cant really go wrong as long as you remember to poo poo, piss, cum, and vomit on your bosses corpse
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Aug 20, 2014 20:08
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since your friend is a girl, maybe she could gently caress and suck the customers before making GBS threads on everything and killing herself
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Aug 20, 2014 20:10
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you are actually a really GOOD person for trying to help your friend. is she pretty fat? she sounds fat. if so she could try making GBS threads and pissing in the coffee while she makes pig or donkey noises (totally nude obv.) she could vomit a little on people too.
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Aug 20, 2014 20:17
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have you ever tried making GBS threads and pissing on your fat friend? she might actually like it and give you a blow job and rim job
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Aug 20, 2014 20:18
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:start glitching out and take off your face like when arnold dresses up like the fat lady in total recall this but while making GBS threads and pissing and nude
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Aug 20, 2014 20:34
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has your friend ever given you a handy j?
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Aug 20, 2014 20:54
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ok I got it. strip that fat cow down and poo poo on her. piss and cum on her. roll her into that starbucks and spin her around on the floor. rape your friend, killing her instantly
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Aug 20, 2014 21:12
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have your friend lay down in the street. drive a car over her head. call the police and say "hey assholes! I loving quit!"
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Aug 20, 2014 21:27
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take 3 shits. number them 1, 2, and 4. kill your friend.
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Aug 20, 2014 21:53
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have you tried pissing on your friends vagina, OP? hth
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Aug 20, 2014 22:15
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ok i think i have it now, OP: whenever you go to the bathroom for the next few weeks, instead of using the toilet, go in the bathtub. when it is almost full of poo poo and piss, get in it.
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Aug 20, 2014 22:38
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TontoCorazon posted:Give them a two weeks notice but the minute some loving customer or a dumb manager gives you some poo poo you walk right the gently caress out. That's how I plan to go if I quit. are you going to cum or poo poo on them?
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Aug 20, 2014 22:48
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have you tried making GBS threads in your hands, rubbing it on your face and balls, eating the poo poo, and then killing yourself, OP?
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Aug 20, 2014 23:27
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sounds reasonable
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Aug 20, 2014 23:38
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hey op, try going to the bathroom on your boss. Try number 1 first , but if that doesn't work, number 2 will show them you REALLY want to quit. you may also want to murder him or kill yourself if that doesn't work. hth
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