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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
My tracksuit really clashes with the rugs I use as wallpaper.

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Winter Fresh
Oct 31, 2011
i mix up my opened water bottles and the ones ive pissed in

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
my wife hit 30 looks like my grandma.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
the burlington coat factory closed down and now i dont have anywhere to go to argue with 15 of my loudest most dramatic friends

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Can only buy state-sponsored items at the store.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
n-need m-more w-wodka

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

the police shot my parents in the back of the head

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
jumped in front of a car in order to commit insurance fraud but they had a dash cam, broke my leg and now i can't squat right.

naem
May 29, 2011

MY TARP MUCH NICER THAN SERGEI'S *squats*

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
dashcam recorded man i hit on highway

dismembered head sticks to windshield, mouths "gently caress you"

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
my lada fell into sinkhole

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
cousin zhenya borrowed the dendy and my copy of Super Marnio, then got abducted by chechens

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

my skin is fall off from eye drops in heroin

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

LifeSizePotato posted:

the police shot my parents in the back of the head

thats not really second world exclusive these days

heyooooooooo

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
keep getting mistaken for lowly pig-stink marsh slav despite having prominent mighty forehead and swollen alcohol eyes of proud highland slav

naem
May 29, 2011

Why yes, I am from Detroit

hovis rock
Mar 2, 2005
.
I speel my drink

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Blew out my knee, can no longer squat

hovis rock
Mar 2, 2005
.

naem posted:

Why yes, I am from Detroit

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3659050

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umpL6ctqVyE

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ33CFyWFKo

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

had to swerve when i got cut off by a tank

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Spent too much money on vodka, had to buy my tek9 used instead of new

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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suddenly, helicopters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtLYZ62FnhE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZD7o66tMQ

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress guys getting bombed by NATO brb

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Parallax Scroll posted:

had to swerve when i got cut off by a tank

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Robo Reagan posted:

gently caress guys getting bombed by NATO brb

*rants drunkly for half an hour about how the WP would have destroyed NATO in a stand up fight*

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
the Master Sword is in a different spot this time

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005


what's funny is cool internet dudes act like these russian dash cams are no big deal and that that sort of stuff happens in the usa all the time, we just don't all have cameras in our cars

uh huh

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

the Master Sword is in a different spot this time

lol

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
ebola

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
my daughter is a human barbie

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Bolian Blues posted:

my daughter is a barbie no women to marry.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

No one will tell me where the nuclear wessels are.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Hole in abdomen bigger after sleeping next to radioactive block for second night in a row

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
just google image search "krokodil"

although dont do it if you are weak

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
sold radioactive block to buy amphetamines.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice
neighbors forgot to close toilet pit, goat jumped in and hung himself on cinderblock leash

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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
as someone who lives in a second world country the lack of any policing of white collar crime is actually a huge bonus

women not having any reproductive rights not so much

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