My tracksuit really clashes with the rugs I use as wallpaper.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:35 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:37 |
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i mix up my opened water bottles and the ones ive pissed in
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:41 |
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my wife hit 30 looks like my grandma.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:42 |
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the burlington coat factory closed down and now i dont have anywhere to go to argue with 15 of my loudest most dramatic friends
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:43 |
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Can only buy state-sponsored items at the store.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:43 |
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n-need m-more w-wodka
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:44 |
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the police shot my parents in the back of the head
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:45 |
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jumped in front of a car in order to commit insurance fraud but they had a dash cam, broke my leg and now i can't squat right.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:47 |
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MY TARP MUCH NICER THAN SERGEI'S *squats*
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:48 |
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dashcam recorded man i hit on highway dismembered head sticks to windshield, mouths "gently caress you"
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:50 |
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my lada fell into sinkhole
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:52 |
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cousin zhenya borrowed the dendy and my copy of Super Marnio, then got abducted by chechens
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:52 |
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my skin is fall off from eye drops in heroin
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:52 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:the police shot my parents in the back of the head thats not really second world exclusive these days heyooooooooo
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:53 |
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keep getting mistaken for lowly pig-stink marsh slav despite having prominent mighty forehead and swollen alcohol eyes of proud highland slav
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:54 |
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Why yes, I am from Detroit
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:55 |
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I speel my drink
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:56 |
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Blew out my knee, can no longer squat
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:57 |
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naem posted:Why yes, I am from Detroit http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3659050
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:57 |
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umpL6ctqVyE
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 20:59 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ33CFyWFKo
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:00 |
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had to swerve when i got cut off by a tank
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:01 |
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Spent too much money on vodka, had to buy my tek9 used instead of new
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:02 |
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suddenly, helicopters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtLYZ62FnhE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZD7o66tMQ
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:03 |
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gently caress guys getting bombed by NATO brb
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:03 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:had to swerve when i got cut off by a tank
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:05 |
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Robo Reagan posted:gently caress guys getting bombed by NATO brb *rants drunkly for half an hour about how the WP would have destroyed NATO in a stand up fight*
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:06 |
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the Master Sword is in a different spot this time
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:06 |
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what's funny is cool internet dudes act like these russian dash cams are no big deal and that that sort of stuff happens in the usa all the time, we just don't all have cameras in our cars uh huh
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:07 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:the Master Sword is in a different spot this time lol
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:08 |
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ebola
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:09 |
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my daughter is a human barbie
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:10 |
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Bolian Blues posted:my daughter is a barbie no women to marry.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:11 |
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No one will tell me where the nuclear wessels are.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:11 |
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Hole in abdomen bigger after sleeping next to radioactive block for second night in a row
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:14 |
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just google image search "krokodil" although dont do it if you are weak
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:16 |
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sold radioactive block to buy amphetamines.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:16 |
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neighbors forgot to close toilet pit, goat jumped in and hung himself on cinderblock leash
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:17 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:37 |
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as someone who lives in a second world country the lack of any policing of white collar crime is actually a huge bonus women not having any reproductive rights not so much
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:18 |