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Come to this thread. Chat amongst yourselves. Discuss how and why you are toiletlords. Debate the pros and cons of being a toiletlord. You are a toiletlord. What does that mean to you? What do you think is your goal, as a toiletlord? How can you help other toiletlords as a fellow toiletlord? Find your inner toiletlord and share it with the world. You are a toiletlord.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:23 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:37 |
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ok that poo poo is funny
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:24 |
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thread seems nws ban the op
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:25 |
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I'm a toilet robot. Precision shitposting from the latest technology.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:25 |
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wanna AC Slater that toiletlord and gaze into his eyes
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:25 |
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dude must have great calves maintaining that position
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:25 |
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im a toiletlord but as soon as i can afford it i will be a toiletlady
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:26 |
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Please do not post here if you are not a toiletlord. This thread is for toiletlords only. The rest of you have plenty of other places you may post.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:26 |
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Lowtax posted:Please do not post here if you are not a toiletlord. This thread is for toiletlords only. The rest of you have plenty of other places you may post. originally i thought you were just making a sfw shitlord joke way to prove this guy wrong.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:27 |
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As a recently deposed toiletlord, I request my status be reinstated.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:28 |
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Could the internet please stop giving me weird fetishes? I'm in danger of being crushed under the weight of my own perversions. Oh god crush fetish incoming...Lowtax posted:Please do not post here if you are not a toiletlord. This thread is for toiletlords only. The rest of you have plenty of other places you may post. Oh poo poo sorry sorry sorry where is the back button i;m sorry
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:28 |
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I shot the sheriff and I also shot the depDOODY
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:29 |
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Lowtax posted:Please do not post here if you are not a toiletlord. This thread is for toiletlords only. The rest of you have plenty of other places you may post.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:29 |
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Well met, Lord Toilet. *rubs hand over burnished sword pommel vigorously*
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:31 |
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hey i just got a reason to turn AV's on
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:32 |
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This forum is a toilet. And I don't see any lords.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:32 |
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this is me irl
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:32 |
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Zzulu posted:this is me irl you got pee all over your hands and a bit on your leg.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:33 |
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hmmm yes I will rule my bathroom fiefdom with a porcelain fist.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:33 |
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God made each and every toiletlord in His own unique and special way. You are all beautiful in the eyes of Our Lord.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:35 |
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I almost bought an avatar after the last change but lowtax saved me . good lookin out dude
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:35 |
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thanks tax
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:36 |
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no gods or toilet lords, only man
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:36 |
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what about those weird squat toilets
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:36 |
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goon evining my toilet lords and ladies i have some SICK self flushing techs for u all here we go: next time u self flush try to remember what hemisphere ur in. self flushing the CORRECT direction leads to much better acciracy. remember dis simple rhyme: if ur topwise, water goes clockwise. near tge ground, other way round. looking for that new porcelin sheen for ur toilet skinpauint? try wrapping urself in seran wrap uh oh!!! another lap spill! fret not fellow toilet lord. keep a bath mat handuy for quick clean ups
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:37 |
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hows it going fellow toiletlords
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:38 |
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axemaniac is a toileetlord
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:39 |
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I am going to post that image of Sonic and Shadow (from the Sonic the Hedgehog™ series) as literal toilets tomorrow. You have 24 hours, Lowtax.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:39 |
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Is that guy really a lord?
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:39 |
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heres another tip for those public yoiletlords out there: practice stayimg as still as possible at home while watchin exciting movies. this way u can temper ur body to be used to the thrill of the adrenalin rush of an irl girl peein or (fingers crossed) straigjt up pooopin on u. nothing gives away ur clever disguys like a pair of wobbly legs! lol!
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:40 |
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Lol @ platinum users, bet you guys are feeling pretty turd rn.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:40 |
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if you poo poo yourself on a regular basis does that make your the opposite of a toiletlord i am a shitlord
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:41 |
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what is he lord of, exactly
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:41 |
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Zzulu posted:what is he lord of, exactly british house of commons.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:42 |
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any formal training needed to become a toiletlord?
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:42 |
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*doffs my porcelain fedora* M'toiletlady.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:44 |
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i think lowtax just solved how to give work to americas unemployed.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:44 |
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toggle posted:any formal training needed to become a toiletlord? Piss flows through the veins of a Toiletlord. Yet every thousand years or so, one is born True under the sign of the Flapper and Ballcock. The True Toiletlord commands also the realms of poo poo as well as piss. I am he.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:46 |
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ilikedirt posted:next time u self flush try to remember what hemisphere ur in. self flushing the CORRECT direction leads to much better acciracy. remember dis simple rhyme: if ur topwise, water goes clockwise. near tge ground, other way round. pish, and you call yourself a toilet lord quote:One can find both counterclockwise and clockwise flowing drains in both hemispheres. Some people would like you to believe that the Coriolis force affects the flow of water down the drain in sinks, bathtubs, or toilet bowls. Don’t believe them! The Coriolis force is simply too weak to affect such small bodies of water.
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# ? Aug 20, 2014 21:48 |
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Post Now! My Lord.
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