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Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I am a Toiletlord and snypa
:synpa:

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Cender
Sep 24, 2004

This is me back when I was just a Toilet Squire:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfW0ke4bwI4

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I dont think that guy thought that plan of his out too well

she's got that 80's sex vibe goin on though so I approve

Costello Jello
Oct 24, 2003

It had to start somewhere

Lowtax posted:

Debate the pros and cons of being a toiletlord.



Some of the pros of being a toiletlord include having a kickass avatar, and seeing girl fannies in your face.

Most of the cons involve piss and poop on your feet. Sometimes a drunk man staggers into the ladies room. This still involves poop on your feet, but now includes piss on your face.

edit: I'd better not lose my avatar, 'tax. I'm already clearly a toiletlord.

Costello Jello fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Aug 20, 2014

Placid Marmot
Apr 28, 2013
You can tell that I'm a Toiletlord because I have a little toilet icon to the left of my username. If you cant see it, then you have to adjust your browser settings or make a custom icon just for me.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Placid Marmot posted:

You can tell that I'm a Toiletlord because I have a little toilet icon to the left of my username. If you cant see it, then you have to adjust your browser settings or make a custom icon just for me.

gently caress you

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

I have no use for a toilet. None can contain me

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

TOILETLORD posted:

gently caress you
HE HAS ARRIVED

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
my heralds just walk around with tubas

Soft Shell Crab
Apr 12, 2006

Your highness! Soft Shell Crab the third, Lord of the Toilets at your service.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Need advice on becoming a toilet lord

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i am but a lowly toiletwhore

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

concerned mom posted:

Need advice on becoming a toilet lord

start with porto johns and work your way up.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


concerned mom posted:

Need advice on becoming a toilet lord

step 1 start pooping

step 2 dont stop pooping

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
please change my name to something more befitting of a lord

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Zzulu posted:

please change my name to something more befitting of a lord

brown baron

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Duke of Dook

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
peter peepee

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

I've never seen a diamond in the muff
I cut my teeth on making GBS threads things, 'cuz they're pooooping
And I'm not proud of my address
Near the torn-off squares
And bowels moooving

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


HoboZero posted:

I've never seen a diamond in the muff
I cut my teeth on making GBS threads things, 'cuz they're pooooping
And I'm not proud of my address
Near the torn-off squares
And bowels moooving

what brown magic is this? the song started playing on the radio the second i finished reading you post

Snodgrass Supreme
Nov 6, 2012
I was thinking of buying myself a sweet anime avatar but now that I am a Toiletlord I see no incentive to do so. My status has been greatly improved at no cost to myself.

Shuffle
Feb 3, 2011

DEA Sloth!
No Fast Movements!
gay toilet lord checkin in'

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Shuffle posted:

gay toilet lord checkin in'

gaylord toiletlord

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

HoboZero posted:

I've never seen a diamond in the muff
I cut my teeth on making GBS threads things, 'cuz they're pooooping
And I'm not proud of my address
Near the torn-off squares
And bowels moooving

but my bowel's like
flowing out my butt like diarrhea
lunch has left me like it said "well see ya"
i don't care
the lord of toilets will protect me

gorki
Aug 9, 2014
i'm gonna wear a flush handle as an epaulette and see if it catches on

i hate everything
Oct 15, 2010
TOILETDUKE here. More like toiletDOOK rite?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My name is Doctor Poo, last of the Toiletlords. This isn't actually a portapotty, it's the TURDIS.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

i hate everything posted:

TOILETDUKE here. More like toiletDOOK rite?

TOILETDUKER

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Why does he look so suprised? What did he think would happen?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Tortuga posted:

Why does he look so suprised? What did he think would happen?

he was hired to build and paint a shed.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Tortuga posted:

Why does he look so suprised? What did he think would happen?

Its not surprise. Its pain. His quads are burning.

Edit: Gonna work the TOILETLORD into my leg day next week.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

InterFaced posted:

Its not surprise. Its pain. His quads are burning.

Edit: Gonna work the TOILETLORD into my leg day next week.

no thanks.

TheDead1
Aug 12, 2007
i see my self more of a urinal lord

landy.
Jan 20, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Lowtax should turn every non-toiletlord avatar itt into toiletlord.

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Bull Runner posted:

Lowtax should turn every non-toiletlord avatar itt into toiletlord.

it seems to be pretty random, either that or lowtax has a very keen sense as to who are the true toiletlords, i clearly need to train harder

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Gypsum Fantastic posted:

it seems to be pretty random, either that or lowtax has a very keen sense as to who are the true toiletlords, i clearly need to poo poo post harder

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
only those with toilets coursing through their very veins will be allowed the title of toilet lord

Winter Fresh
Oct 31, 2011
this is me

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

wow

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Reporting for doody

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