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Monstrous Dooklord posted:Reporting for doody ah the god king of PF changs has arrived.
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Really tho low tax? potty humor????
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i hate everything posted:Really tho low tax? potty humor???? Of the highest calibre.
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Winter Fresh posted:this is me i love it
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I am the Toiletbaby
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 My father was also a Toilet Lord, and we give tribute to his legacy.
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Dear Goons, Today I got my test results back and the Doctor confirmed what I had always feared: I am a toiletlord. I have suspected for some time that I may have become a toiletlord when I had that one night stand with the surfer guy I met on holiday, but what do I now tell my new boyfriend (Brad)? Is it possible for him to become a toiletlord through contact with me? Do I need to tell him about the dangers? Yours sincerely A Toiletlord
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Kitchner posted:Dear Goons, A MIGHTY CLAIM.
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Aug 20, 2014 23:10
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i took 3 shits already today and i don't plan on slowing down
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Who was the goon who's father once took a poo poo that made a smoke detector go off?
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Incitatus posted:Who was the goon who's father once took a poo poo that made a smoke detector go off? toilet lord
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im pretty sure i began my ascension yesterday when i took four shits and during two of them i got feces all over my hands after wiping which has never happened before, it was very frightening and had the consistency of drying clay welp thats my story
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Aug 20, 2014 23:42
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I believe I am a toiletlord. I poop a lot, and I have had sex several times while sitting on a toilet.
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I have a really hard time peeing sometimes when I'm in public washrooms, like if somebody is in the other stall or the walls are low enough for me to see over, making GBS threads is out of the question. Can I be a toiletlord? I poo poo 2 times a day at home and somebody told me what blumpkin meant last week.
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ieatmidget posted:I have a really hard time peeing sometimes when I'm in public washrooms, like if somebody is in the other stall or the walls are low enough for me to see over, making GBS threads is out of the question. you would die of burst intestines in india.
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Aug 21, 2014 00:16
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Currently raining shitfire on the lowly toilet citizens
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SaltLick posted:Currently raining shitfire on the lowly toilet citizens mix sriracha, bacon grease eggs, and a pizza with some beer then 6 cups of coffee in the morning.
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ieatmidget posted:I have a really hard time peeing sometimes when I'm in public washrooms, like if somebody is in the other stall or the walls are low enough for me to see over, making GBS threads is out of the question. You are so far from a TOILETLORD that Lowtax will probably have to ban you for posting in here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7o8KuJKizs&t=33s
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Aug 21, 2014 00:24
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Everyone has a little toiletlord in them. 
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I poo poo my pants on a church altar and from that day on I have live not as a man, but as a.... TOILETLORD
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Doflamingo posted:Everyone has a little toiletlord in them. free abortions for all.
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Aug 21, 2014 00:25
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toiletlord is not a choice it is biological.
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Aug 21, 2014 00:26
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toiletlord isn't a compound noun, please fix
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Aug 21, 2014 00:46
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Am i toliet I dont know
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oh okay well que sera
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Aug 21, 2014 01:04
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im more of a bathroom baron so i'll refrain from posting in this thread.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:08
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I am like Chairry from Pee-wee's Playhouse except a toilet.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:33
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Sometimes I have dreams about being at church and sitting down on one of the toilets in the sanctuary and making GBS threads and then realizing I am going to have to wipe in front of all these people and regretting my choice.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:33
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Lowtax posted:Come to this thread. Chat amongst yourselves. Discuss how and why you are toiletlords. Debate the pros and cons of being a toiletlord. Lowtax? More like Lowtact
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thx 'tax how'd you know I just took a poo poo (im not lying)
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Aug 21, 2014 01:45
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The toiletlord is my shepherd is shart not want
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Placid Marmot posted:You can tell that I'm a Toiletlord because I have a little toilet icon to the left of my username. If you cant see it, then you have to adjust your browser settings or make a custom icon just for me. Oh, I see that my icon is now displaying below my username instead of to the left. Well, good try anyway.
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Toilet icons. Now.
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Winter Fresh posted:this is me This is the image I am going to post tomorrow, Lowtax. If you do not stop me soon, I will post it, and you will be forced to look at it. Again, I suppose.
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idgi
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its a hard life, but a deeply satisfying one
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