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Noctis Horrendae

think about it :tinfoil:

Noctis Horrendae fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Aug 20, 2014

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:15

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:00

Captain No-mates

Captain No-mates easily claims the second post :colbert:

Captain No-mates fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Aug 20, 2014

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:16

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

dogcrash truther easily claims third posts and all posts hence

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Aug 20, 2014

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

dogcrash truther easily claims third posts and all posts hence

" - dogcrash truther

Somebody fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Aug 20, 2014

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:18

on spec

Anime

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:25

Disco_Bandit

I'm isolated. Most of my good friends have moved away and my lovely ex-girlfriend estranged the remaining ones despite my attempts to keep them, and they've moved on. I've tried making other friends by joining some events and teams but they've failed to even meet up in the first place or one-by-one dissolved before I could make any meaningful connections to people. I'm pretty extroverted and really like hanging out with people even if it's just a quick coffee chat, but nobody seems to be available or have schedules that line up.

I hate my job. It's going nowhere and doesn't pay enough for me to pay back my student loans, I've been trying for about half a year to find another job. A wave of debt is looming over me and each month I'm getting closer and closer to not being able to make ends meet, only having got this far because of tightening my belt and creative financial work.

I'm unhappy. BYOB is actually the only redeeming part of my day, which is full of angry rednecks that can't do their job and look down on me for being a lieberal yuppy fag, chilling at home with my hobbies, or trying unsuccessfully to set up meetings with friends.

I think my health is failing me, too. The last few times I went jogging I had sudden dizzy spells that snapped in and out for a few seconds, and despite a few checkups and an MRI the doctors don't know what's happening. It scares me a lot.

I feel like I'm trapped in my own existence and backed into a corner.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:26

klapman: this char is good

bawbzilla posted:

I'm isolated. Most of my good friends have moved away and my lovely ex-girlfriend estranged the remaining ones despite my attempts to keep them, and they've moved on. I've tried making other friends by joining some events and teams but they've failed to even meet up in the first place or one-by-one dissolved before I could make any meaningful connections to people. I'm pretty extroverted and really like hanging out with people even if it's just a quick coffee chat, but nobody seems to be available or have schedules that line up.

I hate my job. It's going nowhere and doesn't pay enough for me to pay back my student loans, I've been trying for about half a year to find another job. A wave of debt is looming over me and each month I'm getting closer and closer to not being able to make ends meet, only having got this far because of tightening my belt and creative financial work.

I'm unhappy. BYOB is actually the only redeeming part of my day, which is full of angry rednecks that can't do their job and look down on me for being a lieberal yuppy fag, chilling at home with my hobbies, or trying unsuccessfully to set up meetings with friends.

I think my health is failing me, too. The last few times I went jogging I had sudden dizzy spells that snapped in and out for a few seconds, and despite a few checkups and an MRI the doctors don't know what's happening. It scares me a lot.

I feel like I'm trapped in my own existence and backed into a corner.

its ok

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:27

on spec

bawbzilla posted:

I'm isolated. Most of my good friends have moved away and my lovely ex-girlfriend estranged the remaining ones despite my attempts to keep them, and they've moved on. I've tried making other friends by joining some events and teams but they've failed to even meet up in the first place or one-by-one dissolved before I could make any meaningful connections to people. I'm pretty extroverted and really like hanging out with people even if it's just a quick coffee chat, but nobody seems to be available or have schedules that line up.

I hate my job. It's going nowhere and doesn't pay enough for me to pay back my student loans, I've been trying for about half a year to find another job. A wave of debt is looming over me and each month I'm getting closer and closer to not being able to make ends meet, only having got this far because of tightening my belt and creative financial work.

I'm unhappy. BYOB is actually the only redeeming part of my day, which is full of angry rednecks that can't do their job and look down on me for being a lieberal yuppy fag, chilling at home with my hobbies, or trying unsuccessfully to set up meetings with friends.

I think my health is failing me, too. The last few times I went jogging I had sudden dizzy spells that snapped in and out for a few seconds, and despite a few checkups and an MRI the doctors don't know what's happening. It scares me a lot.

I feel like I'm trapped in my own existence and backed into a corner.

drat this forum is Chill

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:27

dogcrash truther

bawbzilla posted:

I'm isolated. Most of my good friends have moved away and my lovely ex-girlfriend estranged the remaining ones despite my attempts to keep them, and they've moved on. I've tried making other friends by joining some events and teams but they've failed to even meet up in the first place or one-by-one dissolved before I could make any meaningful connections to people. I'm pretty extroverted and really like hanging out with people even if it's just a quick coffee chat, but nobody seems to be available or have schedules that line up.

I hate my job. It's going nowhere and doesn't pay enough for me to pay back my student loans, I've been trying for about half a year to find another job. A wave of debt is looming over me and each month I'm getting closer and closer to not being able to make ends meet, only having got this far because of tightening my belt and creative financial work.

I'm unhappy. BYOB is actually the only redeeming part of my day, which is full of angry rednecks that can't do their job and look down on me for being a lieberal yuppy fag, chilling at home with my hobbies, or trying unsuccessfully to set up meetings with friends.

I think my health is failing me, too. The last few times I went jogging I had sudden dizzy spells that snapped in and out for a few seconds, and despite a few checkups and an MRI the doctors don't know what's happening. It scares me a lot.

I feel like I'm trapped in my own existence and backed into a corner.

I'm sorry man that sucks

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:30

Noctis Horrendae

wtf don't edit my OPs!!!!!

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:35

Diqnol

bawbzilla posted:

I'm isolated. Most of my good friends have moved away and my lovely ex-girlfriend estranged the remaining ones despite my attempts to keep them, and they've moved on. I've tried making other friends by joining some events and teams but they've failed to even meet up in the first place or one-by-one dissolved before I could make any meaningful connections to people. I'm pretty extroverted and really like hanging out with people even if it's just a quick coffee chat, but nobody seems to be available or have schedules that line up.

I hate my job. It's going nowhere and doesn't pay enough for me to pay back my student loans, I've been trying for about half a year to find another job. A wave of debt is looming over me and each month I'm getting closer and closer to not being able to make ends meet, only having got this far because of tightening my belt and creative financial work.

I'm unhappy. BYOB is actually the only redeeming part of my day, which is full of angry rednecks that can't do their job and look down on me for being a lieberal yuppy fag, chilling at home with my hobbies, or trying unsuccessfully to set up meetings with friends.

I think my health is failing me, too. The last few times I went jogging I had sudden dizzy spells that snapped in and out for a few seconds, and despite a few checkups and an MRI the doctors don't know what's happening. It scares me a lot.

I feel like I'm trapped in my own existence and backed into a corner.

BYOB is much like a carbon monoxide leak.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:35

Stormyish

I'm pretty sure that's copypaste from somewhere else

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:35

Noctis Horrendae

i hope not that would make it less funny

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:36

Ape Fist: Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Noctis Horrendae posted:

i hope not that would make it less funny

why is it funny assbag? why is this guys bad feelings a joke to you? god you're sh*t.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:39

i am he

Stormyish posted:

I'm pretty sure that's copypaste from somewhere else

I'm pretty sure its not, actually.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:39

i am he

Sorry bawbzilla, that sounds rough.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:39

FluffieDuckie

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:42

Goons Are Gifts

Do not worry bawbzilla, we will help and safe you from the evil. :huh:

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:45

Noctis Horrendae

Ape Fist posted:

why is it funny assbag? why is this guys bad feelings a joke to you? god you're sh*t.

taken out of context, it's very funny

taken in context, it's depressing that someone would type all of this up on a random, unrelated thread, hoping someone will listen

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:45

i am he

Noctis Horrendae posted:

taken out of context, it's very funny

taken in context, it's depressing that someone would type all of this up on a random, unrelated thread, hoping someone will listen

i dont think its funny whether its in context or out of it!

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:46

Diqnol

There is such a thing as too far.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:47

tao of lmao

BYOB will not be right until all these big troll meanies are defeated.

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:51

GEExCEE

it sounds like you should consider relocating

# ? Aug 20, 2014 23:57

tyler

bawbzilla posted:

I'm isolated. Most of my good friends have moved away and my lovely ex-girlfriend estranged the remaining ones despite my attempts to keep them, and they've moved on. I've tried making other friends by joining some events and teams but they've failed to even meet up in the first place or one-by-one dissolved before I could make any meaningful connections to people. I'm pretty extroverted and really like hanging out with people even if it's just a quick coffee chat, but nobody seems to be available or have schedules that line up.

I hate my job. It's going nowhere and doesn't pay enough for me to pay back my student loans, I've been trying for about half a year to find another job. A wave of debt is looming over me and each month I'm getting closer and closer to not being able to make ends meet, only having got this far because of tightening my belt and creative financial work.

I'm unhappy. BYOB is actually the only redeeming part of my day, which is full of angry rednecks that can't do their job and look down on me for being a lieberal yuppy fag, chilling at home with my hobbies, or trying unsuccessfully to set up meetings with friends.

I think my health is failing me, too. The last few times I went jogging I had sudden dizzy spells that snapped in and out for a few seconds, and despite a few checkups and an MRI the doctors don't know what's happening. It scares me a lot.

I feel like I'm trapped in my own existence and backed into a corner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:00

google THIS

here, I will take the extreme personal risk that I might get trolled and say "I sincerely hope things improve for you bawbzilla :sympathy:

"

phew, that was intense. not being a schadenfreude-driven human being is harrowing work

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:10

Noctis Horrendae

I hope he feels better too, it's just that his thread choice was hilarious

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:32

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Jett posted:

here, I will take the extreme personal risk that I might get trolled and say "I sincerely hope things improve for you bawbzilla "

phew, that was intense. not being a schadenfreude-driven human being is harrowing work

lol carefag

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:46

City of Glompton

bawbzilla have another hug :glomp:

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:50

bwatts

hmm, nobody has been a dick in this thread apart from hooghoog who's a retard. better manufacture some offensive poo poo to get offended by...

# ? Aug 21, 2014 00:52

Noctis Horrendae

Bureaus Watts posted:

hmm, nobody has been a dick in this thread apart from hooghoog who's a really, really cool dude.

thanks i try

# ? Aug 21, 2014 01:41

satsui no thankyou

bawbzilla posted:

I'm isolated. Most of my good friends have moved away and my lovely ex-girlfriend estranged the remaining ones despite my attempts to keep them, and they've moved on. I've tried making other friends by joining some events and teams but they've failed to even meet up in the first place or one-by-one dissolved before I could make any meaningful connections to people. I'm pretty extroverted and really like hanging out with people even if it's just a quick coffee chat, but nobody seems to be available or have schedules that line up.

I hate my job. It's going nowhere and doesn't pay enough for me to pay back my student loans, I've been trying for about half a year to find another job. A wave of debt is looming over me and each month I'm getting closer and closer to not being able to make ends meet, only having got this far because of tightening my belt and creative financial work.

I'm unhappy. BYOB is actually the only redeeming part of my day, which is full of angry rednecks that can't do their job and look down on me for being a lieberal yuppy fag, chilling at home with my hobbies, or trying unsuccessfully to set up meetings with friends.

I think my health is failing me, too. The last few times I went jogging I had sudden dizzy spells that snapped in and out for a few seconds, and despite a few checkups and an MRI the doctors don't know what's happening. It scares me a lot.

I feel like I'm trapped in my own existence and backed into a corner.

hahahahhahahaa

# ? Aug 21, 2014 04:57

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

bawbzilla posted:

I'm isolated. Most of my good friends have moved away and my lovely ex-girlfriend estranged the remaining ones despite my attempts to keep them, and they've moved on. I've tried making other friends by joining some events and teams but they've failed to even meet up in the first place or one-by-one dissolved before I could make any meaningful connections to people. I'm pretty extroverted and really like hanging out with people even if it's just a quick coffee chat, but nobody seems to be available or have schedules that line up.

I hate my job. It's going nowhere and doesn't pay enough for me to pay back my student loans, I've been trying for about half a year to find another job. A wave of debt is looming over me and each month I'm getting closer and closer to not being able to make ends meet, only having got this far because of tightening my belt and creative financial work.

I'm unhappy. BYOB is actually the only redeeming part of my day, which is full of angry rednecks that can't do their job and look down on me for being a lieberal yuppy fag, chilling at home with my hobbies, or trying unsuccessfully to set up meetings with friends.

I think my health is failing me, too. The last few times I went jogging I had sudden dizzy spells that snapped in and out for a few seconds, and despite a few checkups and an MRI the doctors don't know what's happening. It scares me a lot.

I feel like I'm trapped in my own existence and backed into a corner.

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