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I'm not allowed to post in the toiletlord thread because I'm not a toiletlord, but I've really got to ask... what is the secret to getting no-wipe poops every time? I need to know.
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Just don't wipe man. It's easy.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:34
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plenty of fibre but not too much plenty of liquid but not too much let's just say i haven't wiped since '98
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Aug 21, 2014 01:35
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lol if you don't shower after you poop
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Aug 21, 2014 01:35
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use an extra large beach towel, start at one end and just floss your rear end in a top hat with it, it will be clean by the time you get to the other end
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Aug 21, 2014 01:35
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Postin from my toilet
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Aug 21, 2014 01:35
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OP is a dreamboat
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Aug 21, 2014 01:37
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just wear a loving diaper an become a diaper supremecist
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Aug 21, 2014 01:37
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Mulefisk posted:plenty of fibre but not too much How do I know what the right amount is?!?
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Aug 21, 2014 01:37
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Phrasing posted:lol if you don't shower after you poop You shower at work?
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Aug 21, 2014 01:37
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Ron Darling posted:You shower at work? maybe he works in a shower factory or under the sea
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Aug 21, 2014 01:38
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Apply a healthy dollop of Crisco to your rear end in a top hat as part of your morning routine.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:38
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Lowtax posted:maybe he works in a shower factory or under the sea I used to work at a call center and they had showers there, because they employed a lot of homeless people.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:39
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Ron Darling posted:You shower at work?
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Aug 21, 2014 01:41
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Ron Darling posted:You shower at work? I have a shy butt; I unload before work and then another dump afterwards. edit: surely you can find yourself a garden hose or pressure washer at work for a post crap enema
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Aug 21, 2014 01:41
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when you wipe and there's no poop, so you wipe again cause your surprised then you get up and no poop in toilet! But you swear you did a poo poo what's that about!?
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Aug 21, 2014 01:41
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Toilet update: clogged the toilet with too many wipes
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Aug 21, 2014 01:42
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Lowtax posted:maybe he works in a shower factory or under the sea You can't shower under the sea, moron.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:42
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Phrasing posted:I have a shy butt; I unload before work and then another dump afterwards. this is the pro way to poop home poops best poops
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Aug 21, 2014 01:42
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Moola posted:when you wipe and there's no poop, so you wipe again cause your surprised stay safe ghost dump
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Aug 21, 2014 01:42
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boom boom boom posted:You can't shower under the sea, moron. how do you think people stay clean in submarines?
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Aug 21, 2014 01:42
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boom boom boom posted:You can't shower under the sea, moron. what about Spongebob dumbshit!?
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Aug 21, 2014 01:43
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bidet?
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Aug 21, 2014 01:43
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Moola posted:when you wipe and there's no poop, so you wipe again cause your surprised see this is what i want to happen every time!! then i wouldn't even have to check, i'd just know. i could take a dump in the street and everyone would be like WHAT THE gently caress and i'd be like no it's cool, i don't have to wipe 
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Aug 21, 2014 01:43
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Get a load of these guys not wiping with their fingers and getting the residuals with their knuckles.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:43
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subhuman filth posted:stay safe ghost dump ----------------
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Aug 21, 2014 01:45
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Get a load of these guys not wiping with their fingers and getting the residuals with their knuckles. if you get poo poo in your knuckles and get into a fistfight does that count as biological warfare?
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Aug 21, 2014 01:45
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Runaktla posted:Stay safe fecal ghost stay safe ghost dad
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Aug 21, 2014 01:45
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Moola posted:what about Spongebob dumbshit!? man if i have to get into the inaccuracies of spongebod squarepants again I am gonna loving lose it.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:48
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Lowtax posted:stay safe ghost dad Ghost Dad will never be safe as long as Charles Barkley is around.
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Aug 21, 2014 01:51
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Aug 21, 2014 01:51
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poo can be messy, but if you wipe strategically you can stay clean + safe. good luck!
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Aug 21, 2014 01:51
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the secret is use a bidet you paper wasting heathen
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Aug 21, 2014 01:53
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Aug 21, 2014 01:53
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gently caress you
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Aug 21, 2014 01:54
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This is not what I meant! Not at all!
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Aug 21, 2014 01:54
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just ram it down the shower drain geez
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Aug 21, 2014 01:58
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Aug 21, 2014 01:58
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Explain what the Toiletlord's life mission is please. I think we all need a better understanding of this much misunderstood thing/species/creatures/fart
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Aug 21, 2014 02:00
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Stop ruining my thread with poop images! Getting poop everywhere is specifically what I was trying to avoid!
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