Committing all the crimes at once. The cops won't know what to charge you with, so you can use that confusion to escape!
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chaosbreather posted:Printing supernotes I think is probably the perfect crime. The only reason they even know about one of the supernote operations is because they introduced a defect on purpose so the forgers wouldn't get it confused with real money. That's crazy. I guess the trick with counterfeiting is always to trade them for poo poo but if they're that good you can probably put them in a bank or whatever and no-one would ever know. Man you have to be crazy good to make a supernote though and if you're that could probably could more money doing something legal? I don't know, maybe not, there really isn't much call for super high end engravers or whatever any more. ok but have you thought about throwing a bean at a dog
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:19 |
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Lowtax posted:ok but have you thought about throwing a bean at a dog animal cruelty
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:21 |
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if payday 2 is any indication, robbing a bank while armed with heavy machine guns and a circular saw in disguise as a business clown.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:21 |
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You rape a girl and then encase her in concrete and then dump the concrete block into the marianas trench (sp?)
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:23 |
using an extra icing in the toaster strudel box
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:24 |
Slipknot Hoagie posted:You rape a girl and then encase her in concrete and then dump the concrete block into the marianas trench (sp?) Thats been done before (without the marianas) and yeah that didn't work out for those people
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:24 |
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I guess stealing a base during a baseball game would be the perfect crime because stealing is illegal yet its accepted in the fine sport of baseball.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:25 |
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shooting someone with a bullet made out of their own frozen blood
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:25 |
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After you are long retired from the NFL you cut the head off of your wife and kill her boyfriend Topographic Nap fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Aug 21, 2014 |
# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:25 |
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Does marriage count? If so, lots of women are criminals. Divorce would count if the husband wasn't so happy.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:26 |
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Lowtax posted:I guess stealing a base during a baseball game would be the perfect crime because stealing is illegal yet its accepted in the fine sport of baseball. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGZUKHtW7vg
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:28 |
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masturbating in a confession booth. the priest is prohibited by his god from turning you in and i think it would probably be inadmissible in court if he did tell on you. i guess you could do anything illegal in a confession booth as long as you confessed to it in realtime.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:28 |
rape yourself, the victim can't go to the cops without throwing themselves under the bus
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:29 |
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giving money to an incompetent hotdog man so that he can create a failed business that leads to his suicide.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:30 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Does marriage count? If so, lots of women are criminals. Step 1. Have no stuff. Step 2. Marry someone. Step 3. Divorce them and take half their stuff. The perfect crime.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:30 |
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what if i kill a guy but i wear gloves so there's no fingerprints
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:30 |
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Stealing the hearts of every woman in America. Seriously, give them back.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:31 |
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Lowtax posted:ok but have you thought about throwing a bean at a dog all the time but
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:31 |
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Eating an entire blimp.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:31 |
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:what if i kill a guy but i wear gloves so there's no fingerprints a good start, but if you want to be really hardcore get rid of all your body hair and all your skin
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:31 |
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FartRomancer.EXE posted:what if i kill a guy but i wear gloves so there's no fingerprints you'll have to wear shoes too to hide footprints
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:32 |
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Loitering. But not in a park or a beach. Loitering right under one of those no loitering signs.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:32 |
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Parking. But not at the park or the beach. Parking right under one of those no parking signs.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:33 |
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UmmLowtax posted:cram it, toilet lord You goddamn username thief
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:34 |
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create and then controlling IRS, and fed.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:34 |
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that crime when you take something whats not yours
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:35 |
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Ruggan posted:Umm I was the one who renamed him that!
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:35 |
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Lowtax posted:Okay this has to be a REAL CRIME, not "oh charging $10 for a forum har de har har." doom hose 2
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:36 |
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Some rascal on a segway called me a kyanka when I was foot stomping grapes on the mountain
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:36 |
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shooting black people if you are a cop
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:38 |
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GuyinCognito posted:shooting black people if you are a cop Haha yea man original joke congrats I'm gay
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:39 |
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Lowtax posted:I was the one who renamed him that! doom hose 3, make number 2 a bitch
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:40 |
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Put a lollypop up your butt, then unwrap the top and sell them as 'ready-to-go-suckers'.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:41 |
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putting "hammertime" stickers on stop signs, this is a two-fold crime 1) it is technically defacing government property, which is illegal but the risk of getting caught is almost nil 2) its not very funny, which is a comedy crime also I just committed a posting crime by me posting
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:48 |
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Dexters Secret posted:Murdering a black person in Florida that's not a crime though.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:48 |
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Stabbing your own dick with an icicle. Trump card played bitches!
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:48 |
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SymfonyMan posted:Stabbing your own dick with an icicle. Trump card played bitches! siberian vasectomy?
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:49 |
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hijacking four airliners and crashing them into various important buildings and fields, killing thousands.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 02:51 |
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Stealing a news van, because how will they ever report it?
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