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Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


Let's be like the Romans and vse V instead. Also W is dovble V not dovble U.

U is vnacceptable. Ban u.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i agree op, we should ban u

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
no u?

dotalchemy
Jul 16, 2012

Before they breed, male Mallards have bright green/blue heads. After breeding season, they molt and become brown all over, to make it easier to hide in the brush while nesting.

~SMcD
Yov make a con?incing argvment.

What shovld we do with vee?

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

dotalchemy posted:

Yov make a con?incing argvment.

What shovld we do with vee?

What's vee?

edit: I see she's a k-pop star.

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Is this because of the 'TONGUE PVNCH YOUR FARTBOX' image in the heralded thread of the same name? Because that bugged me to, tbqh.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


HoboZero posted:

Is this because of the 'TONGUE PVNCH YOUR FARTBOX' image in the heralded thread of the same name? Because that bugged me to, tbqh.

Yes

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
I propose we also rename W to dovble V for it is sin

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Fvck Yvo

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
U suck

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Parallax Scroll posted:

i agree op, we should ban u

Yov have been on fire tonight

Simply Simon
Nov 6, 2010

📡scanning🛰️ for good game 🎮design🦔🦔🦔
Text messages suddenly really confusing: does "v svck" mean "you suck" or "we suck"? OP how would v fix this problem?

naughty_penguin
Oct 9, 2005
Fun Shoe
Trigger warning: U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws_vnXup7so

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
u

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
UUhat

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
U Thant disagrees!

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

does this offend the op?

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Ban the letter .

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Realtalk: I always laugh when you look at some old building in America (constructed circa 1880-1920) and the U's are replaced with V's. Like, you old time weebo muthafuckas - you knew what the letter U was, dorks!

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!


I don't know, Vstaše don't have the same ring to it.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Fvck me sexy ghost twins

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


u wot m8

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
fck yo op.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

lol u mad

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Wii U is gaming ambrosia

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
What do you have against the Brits, op???

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Parallax Scroll posted:

i agree op, we should ban u

lol

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

You can't like, ban letters, man

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
legalize u

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
fvck v op

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
A Use for U's
Words containing a consecutive pair of U's

ahuula
a feather cloak or cape made of minute red or yellow bird feathers, trimmed with black or green feathers, worn in Hawaiia by high chiefs and kings.
arruugah
the purported offical US Marine Corps cheer (The Washington Post, 5 June 1986);
Anschauung
A view or perspective; a particular attitude with which something is regarded. This is actually a German word, used most often by Immanuel Kant, and, like certain words used by Freud, it has often by carried over, untranslated, into other languages when discussing his philosophy. (Thanks to Paul Zasada of uu.com (!) for pointing out the currency of this word!)
confluens sinuum
"the confluence of sinuses"; the junction of several sinuses of the dura mater;
carduus
a thistle;
commiscuum
("to mix together") - a subdivision of a comparium comprising organisms that can interbreed to produce fertile hybrids;
congruum
A mathematical term. Consider the pair of equations to be solved for integers (x,y,z,k):
x2 + k = y2
x2 - k = z2
The number k in these equations is termed the congruum. (If (a,b,c) is a Pythagorean triple, then k=2*a*b is the value of the congruum).
continuum
a range of values; a spatial or temporal region with some smoothly varying associated property or quantity, and the derivative semicontinuum;
dosh-poluur
a Tuvan musical instrument, similar to a guitar, often used to accompany the eerie Tuvan throat singers;
duumvir
("two men") - one of a pair of joint rulers, along with the derived forms duumviri, duumvirate and duumviral;
equuleus
a young horse; a very small constellation on the Equator; a wooden torture rack;
equus
the Latin name for a horse. When you ride a horse, you are engaged in equitation;
hapuu
a Hawaiian tree fern;
individuum
("not dividable") - an individual;
ignus fatuus
("fire of fools"), will-of-the-wisp;
inuus
a Barbary ape; a deity in the early Roman religion;
liguus
a genus of large spiral pulmonate arboreal snails of Florida and the West Indies;
lituus
a mathematical curve, r^2 * theta = a^2; the original Latin word indicates the curved staff of an augur, a clarion, or a trumpet. Draw the curve and see!; an ancient trumpet, used by the Romans, about 8 feet long;
menstruum
a solvent. Any liquid that dissolves a solid. The word derives from a bizarre alchemical metaphor; the original Latin meant a monthly provision. Derivatives include premenstruum, intermenstruum, postmenstruum, and paramenstruum;
mortuum vadium
was a mortgage agreement in early English law that gave possession of the mortgaged land and the use of its rents to the mortgagee until the mortgage was paid;
mutuum
a type of loan in Roman and civil law;
muumuu
a loose-fitting dress of Hawaiian origin, much favored by Mama Cass;
obliquus
an oblique muscle;
perpetuum mobile
a undigested Latin phrase, but a part of our language, meaning a scheme or object that supposedly exhibits perpetual motion; also, a clever musical trick in which a sequence of notes appears to rise in tone perpetually;
praecipuum
a term from Roman and Scottish law;
puuc
a hilly area of the Yucatan peninsula containing Mayan ruins;
puud
an Estonian unit of weight, of about 36 pounds;
quux
a word used in computer terminology, to denote a section of code being discussed, similar to "foo" and "bar". apparently due to Guy Steele, and now also bearing the meaning of something mildly disgusting; and its adjectival derivative quuxy;
residuum
a remainder, residual or residue;
situs ambiguus
a birth defect more severe than situs inversus (in which the shape and arrangement of the internal organs has been left-right reverse). In this case, the organs are abnormally placed but are not in a mirror image of the usual pattern. Individuals with this defect often die very young from lung or heart problems;
Smectynuus
a fictitious name formed from the initials of the five authors of An Answer to a Book;
squush
which the Scrabble dictionary claims is a synonym for "squash", and the derivative squushy;
suaviloquus
a term meaning "he who speaks rhetorically";
suum
a term imitative of the sound of the wind, used by Shakespeare; also, that which belongs to him (Latin);
suus et necessarius heres
refers to a family heir, including a slave, in Roman law;
triduum
("three days") - a prayer ritual lasting three days;
tuum
that which belongs to you (Latin);
ucuuba
a Brazilian tree having seeds that yield a hard yellowish edible fat used mainly to make candles and soap;
vacuum
a region devoid of matter and the derivative vacuumize;
Weltanschauung
a word borrowed from German, and meaning "view of the world";
zuurveldt
Boer, an African field that is poor for grazing. Cognate with "sour field".
zuuzuu
candy or confectionaries sold to prisoners from vending machines;
In not quite the same league, we have:

Aung San Suu Kyi
Burma/Myanmar's gadfly;
Chris Nuuja
our own long lost employee;
Dionysius Exiguus
("Dennis the Short"), the deviser of our flawed BC/AD year numbering system;
Fayyuum
an alternate spelling of Fayyum in Egypt;
Huun-Huur-Tu
the Tuvan throat-singing group;
Luuq
a town in Ethiopia;
Mamuu-Efe
a Nilo-Saharan language of Uganda and Zaire;
Nuuk
the capital of Greenland;
Ruud
the water heater manufacturers;
Sequus
a company on the New York Stock Exchange;
Tsuu T'ina
an Indian tribe of Alberta, Canada.
uuula
an old and obsolete spelling of "uvula", back when "V" and "U" weren't distinguished in print.
vertuuus
an old and obsolete spelling of "virtuous".

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
this is vnvsval

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
Few people are aware that some letters originally proposed never made it into the alphabet. One, shaped like a bird's footprint on sand, was thought too common to be suitable. Its proliferation on beaches could cause a distraction, critics argued, giving undue emphasis to the marks of avian movements. Another, closely related to 'o', was originally to have occupied the space between 'm' and 'n' and was omitted only after bitter argument. In the shape of a teardrop, its form was thought to add dignity to the alphabet, and Samuel Johnson once described it as the most endearing of the vowels. By the late nineteenth century, however, the letter was seen as 'puny' and 'sentimental', and it was finally excluded from the official alphabet in 1897.

We tend to take the letters of our current alphabet for granted, but some of today's most popular letters were rank outsiders in earlier times. The letter 'e', for example, was rejected by the puritan pilgrims as a profligate sound, heard only in th' bawdy hous, nivir th' church. This familiar and seemingly indispensable vowel might never have been heard in the then newly established American colonies were it not for Edgar Overend, a basket weaver from Sussex, who smuggled the first letter 'e' into the port of Virginia in 1802, disguised as an implement for stripping willow branches. Overend himself was pilloried by an angry crowd on discovery of the forbidden 'e', but not before the letter had passed into common usage in the port.

Of all the alphabetical controversies, none can rival the outcry which greeted the dropping of the highly acclaimed twenty-seventh letter. Protest action culminated in the bloody alphabet riots of the 1920s and 30s: a young school teacher was killed and many more injured when defenders of the letters clashed with Internal Affairs officials at the University of Kent during the summer of 1929. Now shrouded in mystery, no written copies of the letter remain, but old timers recall its 'soft, feather-like' sound which was repeated to babies as they slept, or expressed quietly from the mouth when stars appeared in a deep blue sky. Gavin Montrose, who worked as a typesetter for the Chicago Tribune when the twenty-seventh letter was still in circulation, recalls how its complex curlicues made it a difficult letter to print.

It was like trying to print the sky with a cloud, Montrose remembers, every time you'd set it on the page it seemed to just want to float away. it was the darndest thing.

Now, in university campuses across the western world, the so-called 'apocryphal' letters are experiencing a revival among young students, disillusioned with simply using 'the same twenty-six letters in a different order'. 'We've been denied a part of our history,' says student letter activist Luke McRay. 'The old letters are spirals, teardrops, the tread of birds. Unlike the twenty-six traditional letters which rely on an arbitrary code, the old letters encourage an individual, subconscious reaction.' McRay says he'd like to see some of the old letters reinstated, and new letters developed.

But despite the fond memories of many who recall the twenty-seventh letter, some one-time letter activists are in two minds about the current resurgence of interest in the letters of yesteryear. 'You can ask for the old letters back,'says Joan Polson, a prominent letter activist in the 1940s and life member of the Letter League, 'but the change would come at a cost.' She points to the chequered history of some older letters, recalling how, in the early part of the century, advocates of the twenty-seventh letter were commonly drawn into the dissipation of opium houses. 'If you re-introduced the twenty-seventh letter now.' Polson claims, 'the young people wouldn't know how to use it. They wouldn't have the discipline.'

From this vantage point, it seems Joan Polson has little to fear. In today's world, where billions of transactions every day rely on the accuracy and synchronicity of contemporary alphabet technologies, it is unlikely that the old letters will ever be more than a quaint relic of less automated times. As for new letters, though, it seems there are an increasing number who share Luke McRay's belief that these will be developed, and soon, as people struggle to fit today's thoughts into the faded letters of the last millennium.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

man v

Smucked
Oct 11, 2012
THE ROMANS ALSO ONLY VSED CAPS

SERIOVS BVSINESS

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
The romans were a yelling people.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

romanes eunt domus

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
vvvvzela!
:toot:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
VB40 juat sounds stupid

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Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Gokv

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