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Ahundredbux posted:i travel back in time and suck my own dick yeah, you really gotta get at least one in before your major growth spurt
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 15:49 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:59 |
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I use a vagina.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:19 |
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super macho dude posted:I use a vagina. Masturbation with a vagina isn't the same as intercourse with a vagina you necrophile.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:20 |
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the kind with gonorrhea
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:21 |
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masterbate more like novicebate
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:24 |
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Cumming is for chumps. Edging 4 lyfe
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:25 |
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Un chien andalou posted:Cumming is for chumps. Edging 4 lyfe Your corpses would have the most amazing orgasma.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:29 |
i just feel sick and dirty and think how im glad theres nobody here with me
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:29 |
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Chris Awful posted:Masturbation with a vagina isn't the same as intercourse with a vagina you necrophile. Every hole's a goal, bro.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:29 |
i dont know sometimes i feel nothing and other times i feel like i'm falling and theres nothing but death
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:31 |
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only on tuesdays
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:32 |
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i prefer waiting a week before jerking it, both cum and smegma spray
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:49 |
cant escape the overpowering stink of smegma
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:52 |
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goofy style masturbator from years of holding the mouse with my right hand
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 16:54 |
lets just saythey call me 3 stooges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:39 |
Neeaaaah nyuk nyuk nyuk woo woowoo woowoowoowooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:39 |
"I'm spurtin'!" *exaggeratedly wipes face*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:41 |
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I always wonder if my dead relatives are watching me from the aferlife.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:45 |
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2 hour marathon
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:46 |
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Outpost22 posted:I always wonder if my dead relatives are watching me from the aferlife. I thought I was alone
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:51 |
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shamefully
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:56 |
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I am the kind that spooges all over your sofa when you let me sleep over.
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 19:58 |
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 20:00 |
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total choke and stroker pray for me, god is great, jesus is a false prophet
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# ? Aug 21, 2014 20:05 |
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When I was younger I was a spammer - I'd go for volume basically. Now I am older and I am more of a connoisseur wank baron - I will sometimes wait a day or two just for the stars to align perfectly in every way - then I turn it into this whole ritual where i savor every part slowly.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 07:13 |
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weedwhacker
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 07:19 |
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a grumpy one bc it hurts every time i get a boner lol
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 07:20 |
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Passive. If it wants to get off, let it do it on its own, I'm too busy living my own life. drat thing cums on its own about every two weeks, often while I sleep, leaving a real big mess for me to clean up. It's really spiteful and also tries to embarrass me when it senses a vagina around. I should just get rid of it, tbh
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 13:23 |
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Scathingly.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 13:46 |
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Mechanically-assisted. Though sometimes I prefer to call it "transhuman".
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 14:20 |
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wow, hmmmm... gee, dont know
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:01 |
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all kinds really
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:01 |
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masturbaters knew
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:04 |
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phoenix asteroids...
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:05 |
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Like a berserker, but with a dick, so exactly like a berserker.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:12 |
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why would you ever need lube for jerkin a cock, i dont get it
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:14 |
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and now this thread will degenerate into foreskin chat
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:18 |
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should probably just snip it right here
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:19 |
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Outpost22 posted:I always wonder if my dead relatives are watching me from the aferlife.
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:20 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 09:59 |
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hey guys just to let you know im not cut i masturbate without any planning or extra things like lube 24/7 i never wash and collect smegma to make candles
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# ? Aug 22, 2014 15:21 |