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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What kind of masturbater are you?
 
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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
I'm a brute-force masturbater. No porn, no fantasizing, no lube. I fap 'til I cum. This is the most masculine method.

Although sometimes I am a leg-raise masturbater. This is an exhausting abdominal exercise that causes cum to poor out of my dick.
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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Harrower posted:

Spiteful

You ate the last of the cheerios? *splat*

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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

super macho dude posted:

I use a vagina.

Masturbation with a vagina isn't the same as intercourse with a vagina you necrophile.

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Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Un chien andalou posted:

Cumming is for chumps. Edging 4 lyfe

Your corpses would have the most amazing orgasma.

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