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Chinatown posted:lol if anyone ends up with my liver same. 15 years of boozin' has got to make mine harder than titanium.
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Dude, that song was like, on constant rotation on my stereo for like 5 years. That's my jam. Anywho, yes, yes, a thousand times yes I'm an organ donor. You see, I'm also a recipient. I've received three kidney transplants in the last 15 years, and several blood transfusions. I'm currently on dialysis again, but every single one of you that marked yes is truly and seriously my hero, and I'm in no way joking. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Those talking about having diseases and whatnot, you can still donate, just not to everyone. For instance, Zapper, you could donate organs to someone who already had hepatitis, as the logic now is what could you do, give them MORE hepatitis? Also, if you know someone that needs a transplant and you're not a match, you can still be a donor, contact their coordinator. Now major hospitals do "donation chains" where it works like this: Say Jim needs a kidney, but his friend Tom isn't a match. Tom however is a match for Laura, and her friend Kathy is a match for Jim. Well if Tom donates to Laura, Kathy will donate to Jim, and everyone wins. Also, say Jim doesn't have a match in the system and is on the waiting list, well if Tom donates to someone that is, Jim will get bumped up to the top of the list for his sacrifice. Bottom line though, I know pretty much everything about the kidney portion at least of the transplant game at this point, AMA.
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Hobohemian posted:I don't think it's opt-out in any state because every time they try to do it religious people throw a shitfit. republicans own. jesus saves lives (from donating organs)  dont worry, once all the babby bombers start dying of various organ failures, they'll be all pro opt-out
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Aug 22, 2014 04:54
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I got an "organ" to donate.
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Aug 22, 2014 05:24
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TOILETLORD posted:I got an "organ" to donate. About loving time.
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Aug 22, 2014 05:34
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Yeah, I don't need them if I'm dead
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Aug 22, 2014 05:37
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Whys you kill 3 kidneys with your poisonous body??
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Aug 22, 2014 06:13
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NihilismNow posted:No, i don't want doctors to be all "eh this car accident really hosed this guy up, oh what's that a donor card? Free organs and i get to go home early, score!" i really want to be but I've just been hosed over by people too many times to not be paranoid about this MrQwerty posted:I am still an organ donor because I think it is the right thing to do, but my mom worked for NM Donor Services for 5 years and took her donor off because of the mismanagement she was privy to as an admin. I'd hope that's just because NM is a thoroughly incompetent state. see what I mean
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Aug 22, 2014 06:14
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Whys you kill 3 kidneys with your poisonous body?? The first one was a live donation from my father and lasted 8 years, which was pretty good for transplants in 99. The second, well I ran out of insurance money because or nation's health care is completely and inextricably broken. The third well, turns out my body is kinda poisonous. I now have been diagnosed with a condition in that the lining of my blood vessels rejected the perfect match transplant. It's so very rare that in my top five in the nation health care network, there's only one other person with this condition. There's no cure presently, so I'm just stuck with awful health and a noose around my neck, going to dialysis three times a week for four hours at a time.
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Aug 22, 2014 06:27
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however regarding whoever actually gets my organs should the inevitable occur... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtrHH1BDlzk can u donate a pennis for real though? imagine a johnson being tossed around with a service life of close to 100 years (with the occasional overhaul of course) just like a KC-135 Stratotanker of course minus the wings, engines, and full of sperm instead of jet fuel. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Aug 22, 2014 |
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Aug 22, 2014 06:29
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hemophilia posted:Why would you volunteer yourself to be used in other people. gently caress that. Dead goony ghost posted:Well well, part of my body finally ended up in Your Dead Gay Son posted:Every night you go to sleep and your consciousness disappears. In the morning it reforms, but with all your same memories and experiences so thankfully it's almost exactly the same... What get the gently caress outta here even when ur sleeping you still know your alive the only thing I know of that's like that is blacking the gently caress out or getting knocked out in surgery
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Aug 22, 2014 06:36
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yes, unless i opt out which i wont condolences to whoever gets my lovely organs congratulations if you get my dick
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Aug 22, 2014 06:43
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SniperWoreConverse posted:What get the gently caress outta here even when ur sleeping you still know your alive im gay
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Aug 22, 2014 06:52
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No, because I choose to be a selfish prick and if you really want to harvest my organs, well then pay me and not let my "donation" make others rich hth
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Aug 22, 2014 13:41
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im a butt donor
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Aug 22, 2014 13:43
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Choco1980 posted:The first one was a live donation from my father and lasted 8 years, which was pretty good for transplants in 99. The second, well I ran out of insurance money because or nation's health care is completely and inextricably broken. The third well, turns out my body is kinda poisonous. I now have been diagnosed with a condition in that the lining of my blood vessels rejected the perfect match transplant. It's so very rare that in my top five in the nation health care network, there's only one other person with this condition. There's no cure presently, so I'm just stuck with awful health and a noose around my neck, going to dialysis three times a week for four hours at a time. What do you do for 4 hours O.O
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Aug 23, 2014 05:05
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im a organ donor but lol at whoever gets my pills and cocaine soaked organs its gonna be like buying a new car only to find out too late down the line that its actually refurbished and was the scene of a double homicide
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Aug 23, 2014 05:19
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man i hope if my eyes get donated that theyre HAUNTED eyes like that one movie w/ jennifer love hewitt
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Aug 23, 2014 05:20
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When the obamanation takes over this is what'll happen to all those naïve organ donors: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aclS1pGHp8o
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Aug 23, 2014 05:39
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:What do you do for 4 hours O.O Sleep, watch TV (there's one at each chair most places these days) I browse the net w/ my phone or play on a DS or whatever. You don't get much arm mobility but that's really the only drawback. That, and the huge needles in your arm recirculating your blood, of course.
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No. You don't deserve my organs.
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