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well thats not true, i already had a troll account apparently but i updated my profile to say something like "haha im not really all that appealing but I own a car!" which was marginally less trolly than my last one then I spent a solid 30 minutes spamming every single girl within 5 miles of me, usually just based off their title. im not proud of this, but i do it from time to time (think once a year here) because its entertaining to me (or maybe im desperate for attention and this is a sad way for me to rationalize online dating because of the outdated stigma I have for the whole concept... wait no i get enough poon). cue a shitload of responses like "uhhh ok" or nothing at all. except one ive now "talked" with this one girl for a few days now. we seem to have similar interests and she always comes back no matter what dumbass thing I say i dont know what to do. im almost embarrassed about how i opened the convo now, and my profile, etc. almost GBS is the only place I know to turn for this sort of stuff. help?
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Aug 21, 2014 20:28
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oh and she is hot, so edit: for real that avatar makes me feel funny
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Aug 21, 2014 20:28
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go meet her and report back then
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Aug 21, 2014 20:29
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go take her out to a nice steak dinner and discuss your overclocked rig
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Aug 21, 2014 20:30
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slam whale holy etc
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Aug 21, 2014 20:31
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i know u have expendable money so pick a real expensive restaurant
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Fallows posted:go take her out to a nice steak dinner and discuss your overclocked rig you know I already dropped that bomb and well she knew what i was talking about and apparently had some kind of IT major so i was like, well thats one of the more embarassing things about me i dont know what else to do
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Fallows posted:i know u have expendable money so pick a real expensive restaurant ironically as of two weeks ago and for the next 3 months i will be very strapped for cash. another thing she knows now, and hasnt seemed to put a stop to any of this
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Aug 21, 2014 20:32
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1gnoirents posted:you know I already dropped that bomb and well she knew what i was talking about and apparently had some kind of IT major 
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Aug 21, 2014 20:32
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lol if you think that's an actual cute girl and not just another nerdy man at the end of that internet cord.
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Aug 21, 2014 20:34
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Are you asking gbs permission to go on an internet date? Its not 1998 anymore no one gives a gently caress about your internet date. People gently caress other people they met on the internet all the time. Stop being a god drat sperglord and just go bang the loving gently caress out of her, gently caress.
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Wertjoe posted:Are you asking gbs permission to go on an internet date? Its not 1998 anymore no one gives a gently caress about your internet date. People gently caress other people they met on the internet all the time. Stop being a god drat sperglord and just go bang the loving gently caress out of her, gently caress. Yes I am, no its not, I know and yet its still weird to me, and I dont know what a sperglord is Whirlwind Jones posted:lol if you think that's an actual cute girl and not just another nerdy man at the end of that internet cord. haha this is indeed what I used to think
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Aug 21, 2014 20:36
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you should go for it just don't act all surprised if you end up with your head not attached to your neck no more
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Aug 21, 2014 20:38
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1gnoirents posted:oh and she is hot, so so.. what the problem is? set sail and slam whale.
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Aug 21, 2014 20:39
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12gaugelobotomy posted:so.. what the problem is? set sail and slam whale. she aint a whale dont talk bout my girl like that!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 21, 2014 20:44
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PoF is the Walmart bottom of the barrel of the online dating sites, it's at least 80% single moms who literally gave birth yesterday
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Aug 21, 2014 20:45
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where are the pictures
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naem posted:PoF is the Walmart bottom of the barrel of the online dating sites, it's at least 80% single moms who literally gave birth yesterday
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1gnoirents posted:you know I already dropped that bomb and well she knew what i was talking about and apparently had some kind of IT major thats awesome, def keep talking to her at least im currently trying to meet a girl my age who i can talk physics and computer bullshit with last girl i was with was pretty hot but she just didnt care about anything except new facebook posts and tv poo poo
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Aug 21, 2014 20:47
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it's another dude
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WilltheMagicAsian posted:it's another dude if those are his real pics id probably still give it a go
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Aug 21, 2014 20:50
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naem posted:PoF is the Walmart bottom of the barrel of the online dating sites, it's at least 80% single moms who literally gave birth yesterday That said, if you can't get laid on PoF then you are extinct
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12gaugelobotomy posted:so.. what the problem is? set sail and slam whale.
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Aug 21, 2014 20:52
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1gnoirents posted:she aint a whale dont talk bout my girl like that!!!!!!!!! Thar she blows!
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1gnoirents posted:well thats not true, i already had a troll account apparently but i updated my profile to say something like "haha im not really all that appealing but I own a car!" which was marginally less trolly than my last one shes going 2 murder u
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Aug 21, 2014 21:07
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dont chat with someone a bunch before you meet up... you'll each build up unreal expectations of each other and when you finally meet it will be awkward as gently caress.
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Aug 21, 2014 21:31
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uG posted:dont chat with someone a bunch before you meet up... you'll each build up unreal expectations of each other and when you finally meet it will be awkward as gently caress. i feel like the exact opposite is true but hey I dont know poo poo about this
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Aug 21, 2014 21:31
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Turn it back into a gif and upload it into Imgurs gallery and watch the people fall over themselves to down vote and up vote it
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Aug 21, 2014 21:32
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1gnoirents posted:i feel like the exact opposite is true but hey I dont know poo poo about this nah u rong homie hardest part of lernin the game was keepin things short n sweet. wonse i got that down it was all bang bang bang u no?
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Aug 21, 2014 21:36
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you got lucky, get laid and stop bitching like the manbaby that you are.
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Aug 21, 2014 21:37
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plenty off-ish
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Temper Trudeau posted:That said, if you can't get laid on PoF then you are extinct ffuck
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Aug 21, 2014 21:38
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Tell her the truth about how gay you are.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Turn it back into a gif and upload it into Imgurs gallery and watch the people fall over themselves to down vote and up vote it forget about wikigroaning. hello imgurmoaning.
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Aug 21, 2014 21:39
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Sure are a lot of ToiletLords around here.
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Aug 21, 2014 21:43
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uG posted:dont chat with someone a bunch before you meet up... you'll each build up unreal expectations of each other and when you finally meet it will be awkward as gently caress. Yeah I've totally done that and thought we'd made a real connection then after a week of talking nonstop we hated each other on sight lol
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Cardiovorax posted:you got lucky, get laid and stop bitching like the manbaby that you are. i aint a baby lol fu
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Aug 21, 2014 22:00
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Plenty of Fish is for christians. If you want to get laid make a fetlife account.
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Throwdini posted:Plenty of Fish is for TRAILER TRADH WHO WILL HAVE SEX WOTH YOU IN A WALLMART PARKING LOT. If you want to BE FOUND WEEKS LATER DISMEMBERED IN A DANK BASEMENT, COVERED IN CANDLE WAX, YOUR ORGANS HARVESTED make a fetlife account.
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