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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Post what the gay guys look like around your area.

If you haven't noticed I have a very good picking pool of guys to choose from.

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Who should I talk to?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
"Bottom Pleaser" obviously.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rambling Robot posted:

"Bottom Pleaser" obviously.

What should I say

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Who's the guy you crossed out.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Over There posted:

What should I say

Hello Mr. Pleaser.

I have a bottom.

Interested?

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
me

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
tinder is superior to grindr imo ive been getting nothing but dudes using it

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Is this grindr speak for "hello, how are you?".

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

hm thats a hard offer to refuse

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rambling Robot posted:

Is this grindr speak for "hello, how are you?".

yes



Most grindr men have an issue with no

He sent me his profile picture he was currently using.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
grindr will never stop being funny to me

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Just a guy who likes guys. I like the way they walk and talk, the way they smile, the way they sit and relax, the way they laugh, the way they play. I like their muscles (but not gymbunnies), their shoulders, their chests, their arms, their legs, and, of course, their dicks. I like their dicks a lot.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
In the midst of the Zoe scandal we forget that all gay men are whores.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Just a guy who likes guys. I like the way they walk and talk, the way they smile, the way they sit and relax, the way they laugh, the way they play. I like their muscles (but not gymbunnies), their shoulders, their chests, their arms, their legs, and, of course, their dicks. I like their dicks a lot.

Agreed

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Just a guy who likes guys. I like the way they walk and talk, the way they smile, the way they sit and relax, the way they laugh, the way they play. I like their muscles (but not gymbunnies), their shoulders, their chests, their arms, their legs, and, of course, their dicks. I like their dicks a lot.

what the hell is a gymbunny

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Grindr's a charade. Like gay dudes are picky.

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
being gay sounds cool minus the gay sex

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

Over There posted:

Post what the gay guys look like around your area.

If you haven't noticed I have a very good picking pool of guys to choose from.



go for the one in the very bottom right

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Over There posted:

what the hell is a gymbunny

I think you know u streetrat

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rad Tad posted:

go for the one in the very bottom right

Tried about a year ago. Said he preferred bears.

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

Rambling Robot posted:

"Bottom Pleaser" obviously.

Ya he sounds nice op

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

I think you know u streetrat

gym bunny
A gay man who spends an obsessive amount of time in the gym working on sculpting his body -- not for health reasons -- only to show it off in a club or on the beach.
1. Richard couldn't seem to find time in between work and his gym schedule for a relationship. He is such a gym bunny.

queertea
Jun 4, 2013

Not Fade Away
Next guy you go for you have to roleplay a bug catcher

Rad Tad
Jul 2, 2014

still don't get how all this gay sex is gonna save that child's heart

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Over There posted:

Tried about a year ago. Said he preferred bears.

are you a geeky polo shirt wearing twink with colorful glasses?

we need to know in order to guide you!

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Banner ad for a heart charity and they're not even allowed to give blood transfusions.

Kirk Johnson
May 25, 2014

by Ralp
Because of AIDS.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rambling Robot posted:

are you a geeky polo shirt wearing twink with colorful glasses?

we need to know in order to guide you!

no im p attractive

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rad Tad posted:

still don't get how all this gay sex is gonna save that child's heart

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Over There posted:

no im p attractive

Then go for "Bottom Pleaser".

There is no way he'll turn you down.




This is so romantic!

Too bad that kid is dying.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Rambling Robot posted:

Then go for "Bottom Pleaser".

There is no way he'll turn you down.




This is so romantic!

Too bad that kid is dying.

sent him a hey. awaiting return

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
No you see they're called a power bottom because he's capable of receiving a massive amount of power

Badass
Apr 14, 2014

Darren seems like a total dweeb

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

No you see they're called a power bottom because he's capable of receiving a massive amount of power

Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Badass posted:

Darren seems like a total dweeb

Classes just started so there's a lot of freshmen looking for relationships who will be turned into total slutbags

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