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tao of lmao



This is a (blurry) diagram of a person's edit: Back Region. There are 14 points represented on the diagram. Your objective is to fill the 14 points with answers. Answers will be revealed sometime within the next 24 hours. This is not a joke; I will buy the person with the most correct answers an av cert.

Please fill out your answer sheet using this style:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.

Good luck, byob!

edit: to change spine to "back area"
edit2: Answers are on page two

tao of lmao fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Aug 22, 2014

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pogi

1.butthole
2. ???
3.penis
4. skeleton
5. 2spooky
6. kittycat
7.byob
8. sleep organ (?)
9. brain
10. penis
11. balls
12. entertainment organ (penis?)
13. puppy apparatus
14. thorax

Gross Dude

Gross Dude
They are all butt holes, that is how my body works, anyway.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

1.back
2.back
3.back
4.back
5.back
6.back
7.back
8.back
9.back
10.back
11.back
12.nearbutt
13.butt
14.deep butt

tao of lmao

Serious answers only, guys. This isn't a place for jokey jokes.

ulvir

1. I'm gay
2. I'm gay
3. I'm gay
4. I'm gay
5. I'm gay
6. I'm gay
7. I'm gay
8. I'm gay
9. I'm gay
10. I'm gay
11. I'm gay
12. I'm gay
13. I'm gay
14. Butt

pogi

Air Julio posted:

Serious answers only, guys. This isn't a place for jokey jokes.

I wasn't joking :smithcloud:

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

1. Marvin
2. Angela
3. Daddy's Little Weiner
4. An Itchy Pudendum
5. George
6. Your increasing lack of belief in people's innate goodness
7. Biff
8. Not just a butt the butt
9. :tutbutt:
10. Howard
11. Fat burning exercise
12. Where they did the spinal tap on that girl from The Exorcism yeuck
13. My car keys! Oh man thanks for finding them!
14. John

Savage For The Winjun


that picture of a man has a very feminine shape to it

joke_explainer


This diagram loving sucks

1. C1-C4 vertebrae
2. C5 vertebrae
3. C6 vertebrae
4. C7 vertebrae
5. T1 vertebrae
6. T2 vertebrae
7. T3,T4,T5 ? vertebrae
8. T6,T7,T8 vertebrae
9. T9, T10, T11, T12 vertebrae
10. L1, L2? vertebrae
11. L3 vertebrae
12. L4, L5? vertebrae
13. Sacrum
14. Coccyx

Stormyish

1. Atlas/Axis
2 Cervical Spine
3 1st Thorac
Don't know the rest

ulvir

realtalk:
14. fifth lumbar vertebra

shin42k


1. 2 moles
2. a crumb from a sandwich
3. bullet hole
4. a spider stalking number 5
5. an insect being chased by 4
6. another crumb
7. the time some guy drew on you with permanent marker
8. superfluous 3rd nipple
9. yet another crumb
10. an ant looking for lunch
11. jesus christ how many crumbs are there?
12, 13, 14. X marks the spot

Stormyish

1. Dry bone
2. Knee bone
3. Thigh bone
4. Jum-bone

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


1. scapula
2. ribby parts
3. some more ribs
4. ultra ribs
5. ribby rib type ribs
6. little ribs
7. kidney vents
8. solar plexus 2
9. AV in/out
10. highest possible location of butt hair
11. medulla oblongata
12. north and south ovaries
13. prostate
14. bumbum

bwatts

wow, who knew the spine would be such a goldmine of comedy.

tao of lmao

I am noticing now that I did say diagram of a spine, but upon looking at this thing again, I can't be sure that it actually is pointing to the spine. I will allow those who have submitted answers to resubmit at no penalty and I will edit the OP for clarity.

joke_explainer


Air Julio posted:

I am noticing now that I did say diagram of a spine, but upon looking at this thing again, I can't be sure that it actually is pointing to the spine. I will allow those who have submitted answers to resubmit at no penalty and I will edit the OP for clarity.

i was wondering why his spine started like way down his back...

eh anyway I'll keep my answers just in case its spiney and I might get a few right

Awesome!

Ready for adventure!


all locations where i would like to cum on your back julio

Sleepy Sip

1. Andre Titty
2.Left my wife at home tonight so let's play chess for hours
3. Sleeveless Sleeve
4. Who, or *what*, is Mike Jones (Jones, jones jones)
5. Mike Jones
6. Pro Target he post da most
7. Come on relax and smoke a bong with me
8. Lil Steve
9. Circle quake
10. Hurricane Loop
11. Indiscriminate Shaver
12. Thats'a one-ah greasy hog mamma mia!

tight shorts

01. t
02. y
03. p
04. i
05. c
06. a
07. l
08. p
09. i
10. c
11. k
12. l
13. e
14. shout out to Air Julio

GODS NOT REAL

YOU STUPID BUNNIES
1 - 14: Spine

GODS NOT REAL fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Aug 21, 2014

SpamPudding

:peanut:
1. The tilt-a-whirl that me and Brenda rode together.
2. The grey hoodie that Brenda would always wear.
3. The little cove where me and Brenda first kissed.
4. The Hot-Topic that Brenda and me would hang out in after school.
5. The bumper cars track where Brenda said we would make sweet "Brenda Pudding" together.
6. The drive in where Brenda told me that she was just friends with Jeff.
7. The roller rink where I saw Brenda and Jeff skating together.
8. The window in Jeff's house that I looked through while Brenda was sucking his face.
9. The broken window that I threw a brick through when Brenda stopped taking my phone calls.
10. The new school I transferred to after Brenda said she was "afraid" of me.
11. The grill that Jeff uses to grill chicken every Saturday.
12. The wedding ring that Brenda wears to bed every night.
13. The play house that Brenda's kids play in Monday, Wednesday, and Thursdays (if it's not raining) from 12:52pm to 3:45pm when she calls them in for pizza rolls every week.

14. :butt:

tao of lmao

lol

i am he

best answer so far

ulvir

SpamPudding posted:

1. The tilt-a-whirl that me and Brenda rode together.
2. The grey hoodie that Brenda would always wear.
3. The little cove where me and Brenda first kissed.
4. The Hot-Topic that Brenda and me would hang out in after school.
5. The bumper cars track where Brenda said we would make sweet "Brenda Pudding" together.
6. The drive in where Brenda told me that she was just friends with Jeff.
7. The roller rink where I saw Brenda and Jeff skating together.
8. The window in Jeff's house that I looked through while Brenda was sucking his face.
9. The broken window that I threw a brick through when Brenda stopped taking my phone calls.
10. The new school I transferred to after Brenda said she was "afraid" of me.
11. The grill that Jeff uses to grill chicken every Saturday.
12. The wedding ring that Brenda wears to bed every night.
13. The play house that Brenda's kids play in Monday, Wednesday, and Thursdays (if it's not raining) from 12:52pm to 3:45pm when she calls them in for pizza rolls every week.

14. :butt:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


SpamPudding posted:

1. The tilt-a-whirl that me and Brenda rode together.
2. The grey hoodie that Brenda would always wear.
3. The little cove where me and Brenda first kissed.
4. The Hot-Topic that Brenda and me would hang out in after school.
5. The bumper cars track where Brenda said we would make sweet "Brenda Pudding" together.
6. The drive in where Brenda told me that she was just friends with Jeff.
7. The roller rink where I saw Brenda and Jeff skating together.
8. The window in Jeff's house that I looked through while Brenda was sucking his face.
9. The broken window that I threw a brick through when Brenda stopped taking my phone calls.
10. The new school I transferred to after Brenda said she was "afraid" of me.
11. The grill that Jeff uses to grill chicken every Saturday.
12. The wedding ring that Brenda wears to bed every night.
13. The play house that Brenda's kids play in Monday, Wednesday, and Thursdays (if it's not raining) from 12:52pm to 3:45pm when she calls them in for pizza rolls every week.

14. :butt:

Salmiakki


SpamPudding posted:

1. The tilt-a-whirl that me and Brenda rode together.
2. The grey hoodie that Brenda would always wear.
3. The little cove where me and Brenda first kissed.
4. The Hot-Topic that Brenda and me would hang out in after school.
5. The bumper cars track where Brenda said we would make sweet "Brenda Pudding" together.
6. The drive in where Brenda told me that she was just friends with Jeff.
7. The roller rink where I saw Brenda and Jeff skating together.
8. The window in Jeff's house that I looked through while Brenda was sucking his face.
9. The broken window that I threw a brick through when Brenda stopped taking my phone calls.
10. The new school I transferred to after Brenda said she was "afraid" of me.
11. The grill that Jeff uses to grill chicken every Saturday.
12. The wedding ring that Brenda wears to bed every night.
13. The play house that Brenda's kids play in Monday, Wednesday, and Thursdays (if it's not raining) from 12:52pm to 3:45pm when she calls them in for pizza rolls every week.

14. :butt:

tao of lmao

SpamPudding posted:

1. The tilt-a-whirl that me and Brenda rode together.
2. The grey hoodie that Brenda would always wear.
3. The little cove where me and Brenda first kissed.
4. The Hot-Topic that Brenda and me would hang out in after school.
5. The bumper cars track where Brenda said we would make sweet "Brenda Pudding" together.
6. The drive in where Brenda told me that she was just friends with Jeff.
7. The roller rink where I saw Brenda and Jeff skating together.
8. The window in Jeff's house that I looked through while Brenda was sucking his face.
9. The broken window that I threw a brick through when Brenda stopped taking my phone calls.
10. The new school I transferred to after Brenda said she was "afraid" of me.
11. The grill that Jeff uses to grill chicken every Saturday.
12. The wedding ring that Brenda wears to bed every night.
13. The play house that Brenda's kids play in Monday, Wednesday, and Thursdays (if it's not raining) from 12:52pm to 3:45pm when she calls them in for pizza rolls every week.

14. :butt:

This is a very funny post, but there are actual, real answers for this quiz! Funny answers won't win!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Air Julio posted:

This is a very funny post, but there are actual, real answers for this quiz! Funny answers won't win!





but it matches up!

im cute

Air Julio posted:

This is a very funny post, but there are actual, real answers for this quiz! Funny answers won't win!

They look like acupressure points on the bladder meridian, but also

quote:

Brenda

lol

SpamPudding

:peanut:

Air Julio posted:

This is a very funny post, but there are actual, real answers for this quiz! Funny answers won't win!

Very clever, but I can see through your ruse.





Why must you keep us apart :(

Salmiakki


SpamPudding posted:

Very clever, but I can see through your ruse.





Why must you keep us apart :(

Pizzatime

1. Green
2. Square
3. R
4. Super Mario Bros. 3
5. A Scarf
6. Spain
7. Burger King
8. Wood
9. The Shining
10. A Saxophone
11. Van Gogh
12. September
13. An Apple
14. Kevin Costner

FluffieDuckie



SpamPudding posted:

Very clever, but I can see through your ruse.





Why must you keep us apart :(


welcome to the yob!

i am he

SpamPudding posted:

Very clever, but I can see through your ruse.





Why must you keep us apart :(

im glad my adopted newbie is good

Sleepy Sip

i am he posted:

im glad my adopted newbie is good

can every newbie get adopted? somebody pick me :burger: :angel:

tao of lmao

Sleepy Sip posted:

can every newbie get adopted? somebody pick me :burger: :angel:

I will do it

Sleepy Sip

Air Julio posted:

I will do it

take that nerd's, i'm the real winner in this thread

really tho thanks air julio nice to meet you

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tao of lmao

Sleepy Sip posted:

take that nerd's, i'm the real winner in this thread

really tho thanks air julio nice to meet you

now get out there and post your little butt off

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