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Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
If no, why not? What is holding you back?

If yes, how was it? And did you feel ashamed about yourself afterwards?

Does it turn you gay if you taste your own cum but you're straight at the time?

All these questions in my head and I want them answered!!!


Also im gay

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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

All the time OP. I think mine is sweeter than most.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i kiss my girlfriend after she swallows is that gay

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

FordPRefectLL posted:

i kiss my girlfriend after she swallows is that gay

nah, only if u swallow

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

friends watch porn posted:

If no, why not? What is holding you back?

If yes, how was it? And did you feel ashamed about yourself afterwards?

Does it turn you gay if you taste your own cum but you're straight at the time?

All these questions in my head and I want them answered!!!


Also im gay

I did. It's pretty salty.

Musket
Mar 19, 2008
Nope. Cuz I'm cishet.

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!
lol if you ever put a finger to your lips/mouth after touching pretty much any door handle anywhere without washing, you are almost certainly ingesting small amounts of random sperm....and other things.

We all gay.

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

Cesar Cedeno posted:

lol if you ever put a finger to your lips/mouth after touching pretty much any door handle anywhere without washing, you are almost certainly ingesting small amounts of random sperm....and other things.

We all gay.

i feel very at ease about this fact

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

i never tried to taste anyones cum, it just keeps happening!

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Cesar Cedeno posted:

lol if you ever put a finger to your lips/mouth after touching pretty much any door handle anywhere without washing, you are almost certainly ingesting small amounts of random sperm....and other things.

We all gay.

is this the same w/ poop

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i do but i wait a little while after i jerk off cause i prefer a crunchier texture

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

FordPRefectLL posted:

is this the same w/ poop
yes :q:

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

THS posted:

i do but i wait a little while after i jerk off cause i prefer a crunchier texture

what is your preferred drying method? do you just leave it on the rag/sock/tissue??

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

FordPRefectLL posted:

is this the same w/ poop

You already know the answer to that

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
If you ever eat anything you're eating poop. Everything, all the time. All of your food has been poop at some point.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

friends watch porn posted:

what is your preferred drying method? do you just leave it on the rag/sock/tissue??

i prefer in you mom

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i'm fingering my mouth right now

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FordPRefectLL posted:

i'm fingering my mouth right now

buy a toothbrush idiot

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
serious post; i have. it was underwhelming. im shamefully not gay

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 635 days!

friends watch porn posted:

i feel very at ease about this fact

Yeah, I never could understand germ-o-phobes because no matter how vigilant and paranoid they are, all their worst fears are still happening to them no matter what.

Small bugs live on your face, eat your dead skin, and then poo poo it back out on you. And that's one of the more dinner friendly bits.

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Accelerated stranger. Salty. No shame. Wipe clean with toilet paper.

Dr. Jim Sadler
Jan 6, 2006

No, the fact that -you- don't wanna wear a thong is because you're still afraid of 9/11!
have done. only works if I don't finish completely, otherwise it's just sad and disgusting. not bad, a little salty, a little slimy, like a pureed slug, 3 1/2 stars

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
No. That's gross and you should all be ashamed of yourselves :colbert:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

friends watch porn posted:

what is your preferred drying method? do you just leave it on the rag/sock/tissue??

i just shoot into my belly button and if you let it ferment for a few days youd be surprised at the resulting taste

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

darkwing cuck posted:

serious post; i have. it was underwhelming. im shamefully not gay

minute by minute trip report pls

Jebediah
Oct 7, 2009
Grimey Drawer
The first girlfriend I had that ever let me cum in her mouth refused to swallow. The first time she let me pop one off in her mouth, she held it under her tongue, then kissed me and forced it into my mouth. I swallowed. I swallow.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
if you're too insecure to swallow your own load now and again you're probably a closet gay.

bucksmash
Mar 11, 2002

can't go to town on someone else if you don't try your own brand :gay:

Jebediah posted:

The first girlfriend I had that ever let me cum in her mouth refused to swallow. The first time she let me pop one off in her mouth, she held it under her tongue, then kissed me and forced it into my mouth. I swallowed. I swallow.
snowballing is hot

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013

THS posted:

i just shoot into my belly button and if you let it ferment for a few days youd be surprised at the resulting taste

I have an outie is there any other body crevice i can use

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Jebediah posted:

The first girlfriend I had that ever let me cum in her mouth refused to swallow. The first time she let me pop one off in her mouth, she held it under her tongue, then kissed me and forced it into my mouth. I swallowed. I swallow.

then what happened?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

YourHealthyColon posted:

I have an outie is there any other body crevice i can use

are you uncut?

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

not my own, no

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
If I'm asking a girl to drink my cum I could at least do her the honor of suggesting if she should wash it down with white or red wine.

So yes.

Iprazochrome
Nov 3, 2008
I tried but failed, I am a failed cum taster

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Why would I?

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
funkz i have tasted my own cum and its awful

dont taste your own cum or anyone else's tbh its all the same not good

just icky salty mucus not ok i dont like it

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
im 99.999999999% sure every single male who started masturbating has been like



..hmmm......

oh gross...

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Can't find the original sock picture, here's the best I got:

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Yeah I have a coworker who does it every time he beats off

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Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

mookface posted:

Yeah I have a coworker who does it every time he beats off

can you please ask him why?

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