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Mine flared up today and although it's not as bad as I once had it, it's pretty drat irritating nonetheless. I just put some preparation h type cream on it and took a 400mg ibuprofen capsule. Ugh, and I have work tomorrow too. I hope it gets better. Today has just been a crazy day. I got woken up extra early by loud family members so I had maybe 5 hours of sleep, then I got a crazy toothache and it turned out I need a root canal. And now by the time I get home I have a hemorrhoid sticking out my rear end in a top hat pulsating in pain. I guess just give me hemorrhoid tips.
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good poo poo
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how do you get hemorrhoids i dont want to get hemorrhoids. whats the best way to prevent this
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THS posted:how do you get hemorrhoids hemorrhoids come from poopin' too hard in other words just eat properly and exercise and hemorrhoids wont really happen
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Aug 22, 2014 02:56
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THS posted:how do you get hemorrhoids Don't poop. Ever.
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Aug 22, 2014 02:57
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How do I know if have one?
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euphronius posted:How do I know if have one? pm me a pic of ur rear end and i will diagnose 
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Aug 22, 2014 02:58
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euphronius posted:How do I know if have one? Do you have an external vascular structure in your anal canal? If not, you don't have them.
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Aug 22, 2014 02:59
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Take Metamucil, for my sake.
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Aug 22, 2014 02:59
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im thinking of getting one of those things you put next to your toilet that kind of converts it into a squat toilet, like in my animes
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Aug 22, 2014 02:59
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Burn it off with a soldering iron.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Do you have an external vascular structure in your anal canal? If not, you don't have them. Maybe? Idk
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i yet to been able to avoid fits of laughter when people have discuss either their own hemorrhoids or the hemorrhoids of someone they know and love. apparently its like having shingles on ur rear end in a top hat, or passing stones poverty style but to make it even funnier youll actually be sitting on the toilet while screaming in complete agony. just sounds like high-end anal retentiveness to me. If u dont take complete pleasure in holding in truly vile shits that make u feel like you have crohns disease (which i also heard sux) for 12-36 hours until you have to make an executive decision to drop some bombs and erupt in a public restroom like Mt. Pinatubo (because its sure is better than the side of the highway in traffic during a Wednesday night commute home) then ur truly missing out on some of the finest things in life. you can have ur porsches and ur fine wines but u cant take that poo poo away from me.
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Aug 22, 2014 03:09
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Op having fat butt disease the the most believable post he's ever made.
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Aug 22, 2014 03:10
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Just put a popsicle in there let it set a bit.
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Aug 22, 2014 03:11
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Zazi posted:hemorrhoids come from poopin' too hard I poop super hard and I've never had any hemorrhoids like super duper hard. I like to get it all outta there in one go like a cannonball
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Aug 22, 2014 03:13
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I know op just copypasted this from somewhere but when I had hemorrhoids I just started squatting to poo poo and that made them go away
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I am almost recovered from a recent case of 'roids. Got 'em from pooping too hard. Your sphincter can be a powerhouse, but extreme pooping will catch up with you. Ask me how I know. First day was so bad I had to go home from work and lay on my side and cry myself to sleep. I couldn't even think straight. Now I apply Preparation H in the morning with a latex glove, wipe my butt with baby wipes and sit on a donut at work.
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I think I got one once when I rode my bike for a long time one day. I just took a molten hot bath to soothe and it worked out pretty well. I also highly recommend squatting over a compact mirror and getting a good look at what you're up against.
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Toadvine posted:I just took a molten hot bath to soothe and it worked out pretty well.
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:I poop super hard and I've never had any hemorrhoids weak. i poo poo like a rail gun also no hemorrhoids Toadvine posted:I also highly recommend squatting over a compact mirror and getting a good look at what you're up against. please tell me you actually do this
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Just push em back in with a chopstick or something. Stop buying fancy creams like some poofter.
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a hole-y ghost posted:I know op just copypasted this from somewhere but when I had hemorrhoids I just started squatting to poo poo and that made them go away i have encountered many of OP's threads and i don't believe any are real ... except this use scissors gginlona
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Aug 22, 2014 13:28
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The easiest way to get rid of a pain in your rear end is to get a divorce.
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Aug 22, 2014 14:01
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I've poo poo 3 times since I woke up and still don't have hemorrhoids. Eat more fiber op
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THS posted:how do you get hemorrhoids eat plenty of fibre, dont eat pizza rolls 3 times a day
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